Whilst flipping through the channels last night, I came upon the ever-present nighttime show, the Tony Robbins informercial. In it, he described his latest product, the Edge, or something like that, where Tony Robbins, via his audio cds, tells you the steps you need to take to become successful, fit, romantically involved, and lead a fruitful life.
They play various testamonials, of regular people, and some CEOs and celebrities.

Guess which Famous Russian Comedian attests to the tapes of Tony Robbins?




























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Did you know he painted a mural for the WTC site?

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And he has a show in Branson, MO, for the past two years now I think.

and one of them wet the bed. guess who?

Is there a difference? If you believe there is, as I do, make your choice here.

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What the fuck could you possibly have been thinking?

Also, why not just take the thing out of the box and throw it in the backseat?

Former Net, Yinka Dare. Dead at the age of 32.

he had a heart attack. :disappointed:

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so I am watching fox news the other day and what do I see? Finally a lawsuit to beat out having to use the "mickey d's hot coffee lady" as the example for all bad law suits and acts of stupidity.

Here is the case, this is a stroke of brilliance.

A couple is suing K-mart I believe it was or a stop n shop, something of that sort. Their woes began when their cashier seems to have put too many items in one bag, which does happen and thats why I bag my own groceries. So the paper bag tore and a jar of mayo fell on the ladies foot and fractured her ankle. The only problem is that it happened after they had already gotten home.

I mean if you felt that the bag was over stuffed, ask for a double bagging or do it yourself. If you didn't do that and you felt the bag was over burdened then handle it properly, it wouldn't tear if you held it by the bottom.

Anyway here's the kicker they arent suing for lost wages cause ofcourse she doesn't work. They dont want medical bills paid cause the husbands insurance from his fine job at Target has paid for her bills. They aren't even suing for mental anguish or anything, they are suing cause they can't have sex anymore.

The ankle has healed but they can't fuck anymore, the husband wants compensation cause his wife ain't as "intimate" anymore. What the fuck does her ankle have to do with sex? I mean unless they got some freaky shit goin on. But no matter how strenious their fucking is, I mean plenty of athletes bust their ankles up and sure they're side lined for a while but then they come back and compete in aggresive contact sports. This bitch can't suck his cock cause her ankle hurts? It's almost as silly as when AIMP's nose would bleed when he masturbated.

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