go go yubari, bitches!

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soon I will have the power of Bloody Anus inside me!

Thanks to everyone who voted and made this years polls a real success. Figured i'd do a list of all the winners of the several polls.

First you will see the award title, followed by the winners name and the percentage of votes they revieved. Followed by the runner up and their percentage votes.

1 - Most Improved Poster
Winner - The Jays (66.67%)
Runner up - Hedcold (16.67%)

2 - Worst Poster
Winner - Gooch (26.67%)
Runner up - Hoon (16.67%)

3 - Worst Mod
Winner - Trish (33.33%)
Runner up Keyser (30.30%)

4 - Most Missed Poster
Winner - Ikeaboy (28.12%)
Runner up SeanCold (21.88%)

5 - Biggest Fall From Grace
Winner - Arpikarhu (38.46%)
Runner up - Hybrid (19.23%)

6 - Poster Of The Year
Winner - Galt (26.67%)
Runner up - GonzoStyle (23.33%)

7 - Greatest Poster Of All Times
Winner - GonzoStyle (40.62)
Runner up - IrishAlkey (21.88%)

Best Code Money
Winner Jack (50.00%)
Runner up FTL (22.22%)

:tears: I am so undeserving of such an honor....

I haven't had internet access at home since friday night. The mool they sent today couldn't fix it. He said the signal was abnormally weak and they had to call a tele-line guy to check out the block's wiring. I find it hard to believe that these morons are going to start offering phone service. Good luck using them and having to call 911 one day.



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There's this other dude that I'm training with. We pretty much started at the same time.

We've been getting assigned the same sector and doing our mock customer role plays at the same time, then moving on.

However, after we both finished our last one, he was assigned life and non-life insurance. 21 companies, insanely complex accounting properties, companies no one has heard of (in non-life anyway). Just retarded.

I got assigned telecom. 5 companies, a mature industry with nothing real noteworthy going on, and the industry I was in for five years.

She put me on vacation. She put him in jail.

Hi! :lookatme:

Yesterday morning, I had rushed to pack my bags for my return to my apartment in Buffalo. In my rush, I placed my porno dvd's in the front pocket of my laptop bag.

Unbeknownst to be, because I was stoned at the time, I had a library book in there.

So, today, I go to the library to return some other books. The one in the front pocket was taken out from another campus library. As I returned my books, I inquired if I could return a book from another library, and they said sure, so I reached into my pocket and took out the book.

As I handed it to her, a dvd disc was stuck inside the pages of the book, facing down. I immediatly grabbed the disc, and put it in my bag. None of us saw which cd it was.

When I got home, I checked. It was my "Black Girls Caught From Behind" disc. I'm glad that they never knew.

I've removed all porno discs from my school bags and such.

I look so creepy. I love facial hair.

PREPARE FOR LIGHTSPEED!

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