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Doesn't it just make your panties melt off?

The only man worthy of replacing Paxil Poppin Chub Chub as our forums face, the one and only.. The Jays!!

the very first episode of The Simpsons was aired.

Bart the Genius: Bart swaps IQ tests with Martin, landing him in a school for gifted children where he is the target of endless jokes by his new classmates.

I remember this night fondly as this episode was followed by the Married With Children episode when Al gets audited by the IRS so he tries to sell Peggy's hair. Oh, that Al! Will he ever learn?!?

If I remember correctly, the hysterical show "Duet" was also on on this memorable night.



good times!

Fresh off the presses, pardon the interruption's stat boy just broke the news.

Isiah finally fires don cheaney but in a huge surprise move he hires Lenny Wilkins to coach the knicks.

The dynasty is born.

Well no one really uses the suggestions button but today we finally got a fresh one.

Quote:From: Galt
Title: I suggest

you have sex with your mother.

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What do you guys think? I would have gone with the Hitler one instead.

do you have to be to choke on your food so much so that you need the Heimlich maneuver? I mean, come on. Sure, I've had things "go down the wrong way" before, but never to the extent that it's threatened my life.
I can see it happening to small children, I suppose. But once you reach a certain age (I'd say 6) there is really no excuse for not knowing how to eat.

The reason I bring this up is because I just witnessed my first ever Heimlich maneuver. All I really saw was the tail end of it when I turned around and it looked like 2 guys were humping. Then the entire restaurant broke out in applause, as if to say "Congratulations, you've been eating for 35 years yet you still have no fucking clue what you're doing. You were almost killed by FOOD. And not even expired food or poisoned food or anything. You are a real winner!"