I seriously hate this stuff and I want to get rid of it. First person to come by gets it.

On New Year's eve, they should really put out. I mean, what the fuck? I'm fat, and I spend $200 for a VIP ticket for new years, but I don't want to get laid. Some guy even starts talking to me at 11:50PM so he can hook up at midnight but three hours later after he's wasted his entire night I FINALLY tell him that I'm not going to go home with him? That I want to give him my number and I want him to call me.

Do you actually think I'm going to call? Are you insane? You are at least 170, and you think I'm going to call you for a date? Like I have the time for a hot chick, let a lone a white Nell Carter.

Women like this need to wear signs.

(PS. I touched Eric Nies toinght!!!)

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one thing thats great about baseball is the history and the quirky stories there are from the past about mantle and dimaggio and ted williams and babe ruth and so on. i just read this last one about mantle and mays and whitey ford. anyone else have good ones, i always like reading them



in 1961, mickey mantle and whitey ford went to san francisco for the all star game game, and they wanted to play a little golf before the game. they went to giants owner horace stoneham, and they asked, "can we use your club to play a little golf?"

stoneham said, "sure, here's my card, go to olympic and play as much as you want." and so they did. they bought sweaters and balls and windbreakers - five, six hundred dollars' worth - and signed everything to horace stoneham,

they see stoneham at toots shor's restaurant that night, and mickey peels off $300 and begrundgingly gives it to whitey to give to stoneham.

horace stoneham says to whitey, "i'll make a bet with you, if you strike out mays the first time he gets up, you don't owe me anything. if he gets a hit, you owe me double." whitey takes the deal back to mickey. mantle says, "geez, i don't know." but then he throws a couple of scotches down in him and mickey, half in the bag says, "oh go ahead."

the next day in the game, in the bottom of the first, clemente doubles off the right field wall. two out. mays is up. whitey gets ahead of him 0-2.

he looks in. he remembers the bet and he loads up the biggest spitball he can. he throws a pitch that looks like it's heading for willie's head. mays ducks out of the way and falls on his fanny. and the pitch breaks over for a strike.

willie gets up and looks at whitey incredulously. "what, are you throwing me that pitch in an all star game?"

and then whitey looks out at center field, and there's mantle jumping up and down, laughing his butt off, because he saved the $600.

As CDIH nears its 2 year anniversary, I thought we could reflect on out great history by looking at some of our best moments. So here is the official top 10 threads of CDIH's past 2 years decided on by our mods. Like any list, no one will agree fully, and you can feel free to voice your opinion on what you thought belonged and didn't belong. So blah blah here it is:

10) <a href="http://forums.colddayinhell.net/viewtopic.php?t=1395&highlight=hedfag">Hey hedfag!</a>

This epic battle between myself and Hedcold had everything: name-calling, lots of quoting, people having a life outside of the board, Maynard. What more could you want?

9) No Bar 9 for me, Roger said so

After DIG took down oa.com, this was the aftermath. Roger was furious, most of us were indifferent, Alkey bought a domain name the next day.

8) Dent's Posting Rights vs. Arpi's critiques

A battle of polar opposites with commentary provided by Gonzostyle. While both members are MIA, their memory will live on.

7) Booty Call

Like the Holocaust, this thread may still be a sore spot for some members past or present, but its impact on CDIH cannot be denied.

6) Caption this Picture

The classic game, this time it got personal!!

5) A Wacky Experience with a Whore

Galt's classic tale of french hookers and hotel miscarriages.

4) In this thread...

Arpi tells everyone what he thinks of them. If there is one thread that personifies Arpi, it is this one. Love him or hate him, He pulled no punches!

3) <a href="http://forums.colddayinhell.net/viewtopic.php?t=3832&highlight=motherbitches">Make me post more motherbitches!!!</a>

It is pretty obvious by the thread title who is responsible for this thread. The beginning and ending of Lent on this board, and a thread for the ages!

2) Fun Game

"Say the meanest thing about the person ahead of you". This one started out slow but ended up being possibly the most hostile thread in CDIH history. Of course, that is never a bad thing.

1) Confessions

A thread that showcased some of the most honest moments on CDIH as people confessed some of their fears, secrets, etc. And I think we all learned a lot about each other in the process, don't you!?


Well there you have it. There were a few that almost made the top 10 but fell just short, including Seph's speeding ticket story, Sean's manifestos, and Ikeaboy starting "Over the Limit squared".

So take a look back and reflect on the great history of CDIH!

I just gave DIG 10 fantasy points!!!!

Ninja Gaiden


Will be the 3rd best game in 04.



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how's that dry heat in vegas?

When someone got all pissy and caused a big comotion because their picture was posted without their permission?