talk about a season killer. poor bengals

They called it "diff'rent" strokes because they had different PARENTS or 'rents!

Get it? I sure didn't until just a few seconds ago.

That Seymore Butts (AKA Adam Glasser) is the greatest porn director of our time. He's Mr. Everyman. He's a man on the street with a camera; making movies for himself; things that interest him will hopefully interest his fan base. And, by God, he never disappoints. I wish I could find a comparable mainstream film counterpart; or better yet, I wish he were mainstream. With his cinema verite style he's Michael Moore without the politics. He's Spike Lee with more coherent story lines. He's Edward Burns with better acting.

Randy West might have the hottest and freshest women; but he's got a mullett and a tiny pecker. Porn guys should have giant dongs; and Seymore is surely packing in that department.

Michael Ninn might be the Steven Spielburg of Porn what with all his high budgets and marketing campaigns, but do we really care about that? Classy porn? WTF is up with that? Give me facials

And don't even get me fucking started on Andrew Blake! Holy Shit. Could he be any more pompous???

The cheesy obvioulsy staged bullshit like Bangbus, Farthammer, CollegeFuckFest, and Maxx Hardcore are an insult to the intelligence of any porn afficionado.

No! What I want is things like Tushy Tahiti and Assgasms 3 where women skillfully will take cock from ass to mouth without thinking twice. Even take a cock from someone else's ass to their mouth. These people aren't merely fucking; they are making love. Why? Out of respect for the art. Though while I was never a fan of Shane, I'll always miss Alisha Klass and her "put anything anywhere" science experiment approach to sex.

Sadly, he has significantly cut down his production schedule, probably to spend more time with his stupid son, fathered by that big-lipped whore Taylor Hayes.

Still though, Seymore Butts and the rest of Team Tushy will go down in history as the greatest film makers ever in the adult industry.



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I heard they are making a new catwoman film with Halle Berry of all people?

why?

EDIT: Catwoman

So I switched over to Verizon, got a new phone, and every single one of the rings on the phone is insanely annoying. But with Verizon, you can't key in your own rings, you can't download any from a website, you have to use their "Get it now" service.

So I, like a sucker, pay to download a couple of the services they have for downloading ringers. Each of the programs I have gives me the option to download rings out of about 150+.

Now, I ask you: why is it that my only option is to download SONGS. All I can download is cheesy midi versions of 50 Cent, Eminem, etc etc. Why don't they just have "rings" All I want is my phone to ring like a normal fucking phone. Why can I only download songs?

The other option is one of them has a section on wacky sounds. Like a person farting, a man laughing, someone making a fake phone ring with their voice, screaming, alarm clocks, all that shit.

I JUST WANT MY PHONE TO RING LIKE A NORMAL PHONE.

you missed the most ridiculous catch ever

You let Andy Pettite go.

by Mavric and Fofo. Is this true?

I should know, I'm related to him...

I got two extra tickets to tonights Norton gig at the Downtown on LI...anyone want them IM or PM me...