This is some kids show that they showed at noon today. I just put it on because I thought the game started at 1, and I was going to watch the pregrame stuff.

But it was this cartoon show with all these black kids wearing Jet's gear speaking ghetto talking about their bling bling and yo yo yo; so racist.

Well the plot of today's show was about being prudent with money. To teach the lesson, the kids happened to be around Wall Street, there is this one girl (who surprise surprise happens to be white...and by the sound of her voice...probably a yid too) who knew all about money and how you can make more money investing than by playing sports.

As it turns out, it started raining, this guy gave the black kids this business idea, where he would sell them 20 $10 umbrellas for $5 and get them to sell them for any amount they wanted (a couple blocks away). Being nigger kids and having wasted all of their money on bling bling and grits, they had to ask the white girl for $100. She, of course had the $100, and spent the rest of the day hanging around teaching another one of her friends (yet another white chick) about how great it is to be a business owner and have your money work for you.

All the while, this group of black kids do well, sell everything out, and then proceed to act nigger rich, spending all of their money on yet more bling bling. They ask the jewess for more money so they can do the deal again and make more money. She gives them more, but also tells them they have to pay 10% interest. They agree.

Then this one kid gets all upiddy like "yo yo yo, why we gots to pay her the juice? She ain't be down here bustin her butt sellin. That be wack yo" (that is a verbatim quote) and one of the other black kids (probably a direct descendant of a house nigger) uses that as a lesson to explain essentially how all business owners are Gods and all employees should worship the ground they walk on because if they didn't put their money up, then no one would be employeed. All hail rich people!!!!

It stops raining, the kids can't sell the umbrellas, they lower their prices, they still can't sell enough to cover the interest, so they have to sell some of their precious bling bling.

They go back to whitey and give her all the money, and she laughs at them. Actually laughs at them for being so dumb and not knowing how to handle money.

All in all, if Adam Smith himself had written this script it could not have been as pro-business owner and anti-employee. I was absolutely shocked.

Also, the blatant racism of the poor ignorant black kids getting exploited by the two white people (outwitted by GIRLS, no less) was just brilliantly played.

I am a big fan of this show, and if I hope it doesn't stop with the Jet's season

The mom from A Christmas Story was also the mom in Harry and the Hendersons!

That's been bothering me all day.

Pretty decent Mob/FBI show on ABC. Anyone watching it?

I have a million channels and I am completely lost

threads are links to some video or flash thingy or "hilarious site". I'm way too lazy to open them 90% of the time, and 99% of the time i do, they are not funny at all. And when I don't open them, I can't follow the conversation that follows afterwards and I feel out of the loop. Jerks.

I'm going to Atlantic City next week and I need a way to make millions so I can stop associating with you message board scum. What's the easiest way to do this?

i bet wbk got some really good porn for christmas

Oh those crazy kids...

which alpaca farm would be best?

Everyone runs to the stores because they think there are going to be great deals. All I want to do is just return some shit that I don't want and get store credit. But now I can't do that because all you jews flock in to try and save money on your last few presents.

You fools! Every merchant knows this so they crank up their prices.

You wait; come Monday, prices start to fall.