and anyone else that uses porn.

change it, maybe to a nice alpaca. They are friendly and their fur is profitable.

... and he signed off.

This was the first attempt I ever made at talking to the great one online.

I will never attempt it again.

I feel like I have done wrong.

I'm sorry.

just admit it already you dumb kikes.

You know what they can do?

Eat with sticks!!! I swear to god. I saw a chinese man eat a bowl of food today with two sticks and didn't drop a speck.

Today refused to get into the elevator with me because I was white. That just fucked me up for the whole day. I was going to see my cousin and I get to the elevator when I see someone coming behind me, since it's the projects I figure it's a black person and I heard the rumors about them, so I put my hand on my knife and held the door. This motherfucker looks at me and says he ain't riding with no whitey. Like what the fuck am I gonna do to him? I know it's hard to imagine but this fuck was bigger than me and uglier, like high-pitch eric only black. I only held the door cause I figure these niggers will hunt you down and kill you for shit like that since they ain't got shit else to do with their time.

I was just insulted.

but today she showed off a genuine disdain for her work, complained about vacation time, and whined. It's totally turning me off.

so we took the train in the morning and when we got to penn station, my friend went to go to the bathroom. he runs out all excited yelling "Guys look what i found!!"...

it was a fat lady porn mag called BUF and he found it on the floor inside the bathroom stall. YES...he picked up porn off the floor of a Penn Station bathroom. and another kid i was with took it home. I DID NOT TOUCH IT!

ok moving along...

at conan....i was sitting two rows up in an isle seat on the stairs...AWESOME. conan comes out and does a little pre monologue monologue where he interacts with the crowd. i forgot why, but he stuck his giant irish head about 5 inches from mine and repeated "Why? Why? Why?" for a good amount of time which was funny.

then he asked me if the girl who i was sitting next to was my lady (she was like 24 but looked young) and he did the growling thing... "shes my lady now".

then he realized that i was shaking my head and said "youve never met each other before have you?" to which i replied "no". then he starts saying how he ruined my chances and that i was just gonna make my move. it was really funny...but you probably had to be there.

ok im done now...

I was just sitting down from getting home from work, and a movie called "Swimming with Sharks" was on, starring two of my favorite actors, Frank Whaley and Kevin Spacey. It's about this assistant (Whaley) who works for this insane big time movie producer (Spacey), and hilarity and drama ensues. I had never heard, and thus, never seen this movie before, but the brief ten minutes I saw seemed very intriguing, and I suppose I shall rent this on dvd.

I looked it up on imdb, only did like 350,000 dollars, so it must have not been a major release; independent film from the looks of it. But it's got some awesome quotes that only Spacey could deliver.

Dawn: How about lunch?
Guy: Well, I'm not allowed to take lunch, Buddy doesn't believe in it.


Buddy: I told you, it's gotta be loud loud loud! The audience should feel their balls tremble, their ears should bleed!


Buddy: Say this one time with me: "Would you like that in a pump or a loafer?" ...Good. Now memorize it, because starting tomorrow, the only job that you're going to be able to get is selling SHOES!


Buddy: Avoid women directors. They ovulate. Do you have any idea what that does to an three month shoot?


Buddy: I can appreciate this. I felt the same way you do. My bosses were all shit. My jobs sucked. I mean, if you're not a rebel by 21, you've got no heart, and if you haven't gone establishment by 30, you've got not brain.


Buddy: What I am concerned with is detail. I asked you go get me a packet of Sweet-N-Low. You bring me back Equal. That isn't what I asked for. That isn't what I wanted. That isn't what I needed and that shit isn't going to work around here.
Guy: I, I just thought...
Buddy: You thought. Do me a fucking favor. Shut up, listen, and learn. Look, I know that this is your first day and you don't really know how things work around here, so I will tell you. You have no brain. No judgement calls are necessary. What you think means nothing. What you feel means nothing. You are here for me. You are here to protect my interests and to serve my needs. So, while it may look like a little thing to you, when I ask for a packet of Sweet-N-Low, that's what I want. And it's your responsibility to see that I get what I want.


Guy: That's a bagel stain.
Dawn: Bagel stain?
Guy: I put too much cream cheese on Buddy's bagel and he threw it at me. But I learned a very valuable lesson... never put too much cream cheese on Buddy's bagel.



With Kevin Spacey in it, it reminded me of another one I never checked out until it was on dvd, and that was The Big Kahuna. I had never heard of that one until my roomate rented it one night, and that was an awesome movie with some more good Spacey quotes.

Anywho, in this thread, recommend some good movies that a majority of the public has never heard of nor seen. We can all recommend Apocalypse Now, Godfather, Fight Club, The Big Lebowski, et cetera, but I'd like , and am sure the rest of us movie geeks, wouldn't mind hearing some films we've never heard about.

as usual :9:

A crocodile cannot move its tongue.

Neither can Gomez.