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I love how they act like they're launching a space shuttle. I mean christ, you're a bunch of old fart 80s pop stars, get over yourselves. Read on for yourselves......

<font size="4">Duran Duran Carefully Plots Comeback
Sun Nov 9, 8:09 AM ET</font>

By Susanne Ault

LOS ANGELES (Billboard) - Despite touring with all its original members for the first time in 18 years, Duran Duran is playing just 17 theater dates on its 2003 road trip, which kicks off Nov. 8.


The band is not crazy, organizers insist. It is grossly underplaying the market on purpose.


They say a truncated tour -- for which each date has sold out almost immediately -- will create enough buzz that Duran Duran avoids being labeled "a nostalgia act."


Before this tour, the original five members of the band played a few one-off warm-up shows during the summer in Los Angeles, New York and Las Vegas. Those sell-outs, combined with November's projections, led keyboardist Nick Rhodes to believe that "the chemistry is intact."


"Everyone is excited about playing the shows, and the audiences have been electric," he observes. "Never, ever in our career have we played to audiences like this. I have to say that it's been a real shock."


Drummer Roger Taylor left the group in 1986 for personal reasons. Guitarist Andy Taylor (news) exited at the same time to work solo. Bassist John Taylor (news) split in 1996 and also embarked on a solo project. But all three Taylors (who are not related) have reteamed with Rhodes and vocalist Simon LeBon, who have continued to perform as Duran Duran. And 2003 also marks the 25th anniversary of the band's formation in 1978.


On Nov. 4, EMI rolled out the DVD anthology "Greatest." It contains the group's classic videos, including previously unreleased versions.


Rhodes says that the band's past required it to lay down new material before setting out on a full-fledged tour.


"That was the first priority," Rhodes says of the new album, targeted for release in early 2004. (Management currently is negotiating a label deal.) "That's really the center of it all to us. We had to make sure we could get that right. We didn't just want to get together and play the old songs."


He continues, "This year has been very much about reintroducing Duran Duran as this lineup and trying to let people know that 'Yep, we're back."'


To accomplish that, Laister and Rhodes say the number of dates and the venue sizes had to be limited. Both promise that Duran Duran will launch a 2004 world tour that will stop at arenas and amphitheaters. It will intersperse new material with old favorites.


The band's glory days were during the 1980s, with such albums as "Rio" (1982). Its last major success came a decade ago with "Duran Duran (The Wedding Album)," which sold 1.5 million copies, according to Nielsen SoundScan.


"We kind of hoped that there would be an audience out there who would want to come and see us -- but you never really know," says Rhodes, who's taken aback by the quick sell-outs of the shows.


By carefully mapping out its comeback, Rhodes believes Duran Duran has a strong shot at a lasting reunion.


"If we're going to do it, let's do it properly," he says, noting that the group's new songs feel as satisfying as anything it has written before.


What is interesting about playing together after so long, Rhodes, observes, "is that we've become a little more graceful with each other, allowing the space for each person to do what they are best at."


He describes the new material as a mix of edgy rock and dark, electronic synth pop. Others, he says, have described the sound as "Duran Duran, but what should sound like now."

And I was talking to myself :-(

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and it is Elf.

So before I moved, I bought a bunch of shit on the Internet for my new place like sheets and towels and shit.

Well, I bought it from an internet-only site, not like Bed, Bath, and Beyond which was stupid.

So half the stuff that I bought was never shipped, and half the stuff that was shipped was completely wrong.

I call them and get them to ship me boxes to send all the shit back so I can get a refund.

Well, in the meantime, I've just been using the quilt that I bought since it was only going to be a few days and they fucked up and deserved to get sent back used stuff.

But a couple nights ago I had sex on it, and so there are all sorts of fluidy stains on it.

I wiped it off with a towel, and am going to ship it back without washing it.

I hope one of you ends up with my DNA-quilt

My fantasy league's trade deadline is today.

My roster is as follows:

QB Chandler
RB Dunn
RB Rudi Johnson
WR Harrison
WR Holt
TE L.J. Smith
D Cheifs
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BENCH
QB Garcia
RB Betts
RB Candidate
RB Dillon
WR Mason
TE Crumpler
D Saints

Do I trade Holt or Harrison to get a back?

I've been offered Tiki/Porter for Holt/Dunn. Any suggestions for reasonable offers I should put out for a back?

Zimmer leaves, Mattingly comes in, Clemes retires, David Wells is let go.

Now we lose our 1st base coach, Lee Mazzilli has signed on to manage Baltimore. I think its a good move for Lee obviously, I was always partial to him cause we went to the same HS and he was always nice when he visited and I liked him.

But looks like theres gonna be a major overhaul and its not just the team this time.

Keyser....
I am not sure why,
but I hate looking at his name when he is on the active list,
I hate reading his posts,
I hate looking at his mug in the multitude of pics he has posted.

I really don't like the guy.