so that when i press this particular spot on my jawline it makes me sneeze.

I don't poop myself!!!

Why do Sleeper's parents hate him so much?

any of you find Matrix: Revolutions for download anywhere yet?

I found a spoiler site which I didn't want to read, but it had plenty of screencaps from the movie so I assume it's out there somewhere already.

when i was in 2nd grade, we had to choose backgrounds for school pictures. My parents are cheap jews so they always made me get the cheapest traditional one that looked like blue clouds are in the background. I was usually cool with it, but this year everyone was getting the laser one. So that day, they made us go line up according to the background we were getting, and me and like 3 other people were in the loser line while like 90% of the class were lined up for the laser line. I looked over and they were high fiving each other cause they were gonna have cool lasers in the background and I was so jealous. I cried that night.

he's important or something. I'm sure at least Galt will be impressed.

holy shit, he was all squirming trying to get out but to no avail. funniest thing ever.

I couldn't back down from a threat.

I dunno, I am gettin ready to start chompin down on some crow cause this kid is trully amazing so far. Him along with Boozer and Ricky Davis could make for a very good team. LeBron isn't just a scorer, he sees the court so well, he plays great D, he passes, he just makes people look better and play better.

So who's your favorite character on saved by the bell other than the main cast members and Mr. Belding. I'd have to go with Ox (or Scud in the Johnny Dakota episode). Even when he doesn't talk, his facial expressions are priceless. And he had one of the best lines ever.

Mr. Belding: "I'm sorry but one of our favorite alumni's Fredrick Field has passed away"

Ox: "Hey, did he invent the football field!?"

If that's not comedy than nothing is.