I think we all know where I stand on this.

I was at the local bodega today and I was getting some stuff. I got my doggy some alpo, I got the new Boxing magazines, I also got some cleaning products and a bottle of snapple. I thought I could handle it all but alas the bottle of snapple fell out of my grasp.

It fell and brokded allover the floor, luckily there was an ambulence wailing outside and it was rather noisy so no one heard it.

So I just got another snapple and put it in my coat pocket to make sure it wouldn't break. Then in my speedy need to get out asap, I forgot the snapple bottle and didn't pay for it. I been going to this bodega for years, so the guys know me there and would never even think I would steal. I been goin there since I was 5 years old or so.

So not only did I break the snapple bottle and leave it for them to clean without fessing up to it but I also stole the other bottle. There was a bunch of mexican kids there unsupervised so I figured if anything I would blame it on them.

I feel so horrible now, I haven't even opened my snapple yet.

Apparently the Library by me gave up on this whole silly practice of the dewey decimal system. I haven't been to the library in atleast 7 years. Once I got out of HIgh School, I had my college libraries which were amazing. Now I just buy books or borrow stuff from friends.

Today I decided to stop by to do some studies for my upcoming test for work. This place was fucked up, for rizzle yo!!! It was just a bunch of really old jewish people sitting around with their papers and coffee, talkin about when the subway cost a nickel. A bunch of nigger school kids reading curious george books out loud (which for some reason you are not allowed to join in on unless you are with the school, as the security guard informed me.... true story)

The books were all out of place, you had law books in the history section, history books where the business section was, and art books where biographies were supposed to be.

After being kicked out of the hip hop troupes reading of curious george and then not being able to find any books, I just purchased a used book and left.

I got Lullaby by Chuck Palahnuik for 50 cents, hardcover yo!!!!

...here's a suggestion.

If you can't swing that, I'll settle for the Space Ghost Desk & Chair.

I feel like these are the last 2 months before the apocolypse. Why the fuck did i decide to graduate this semester?

What did everyone think of Tori on Saved by the Bell? I thought she was the worst thing to happen to that show short of Zack dating Lisa. First of all, they never explained why Kelly and Jessie suddenlt vanished from the school. Seconly, Tori was not attractive at all yet Zack and Slater were swooning over her. Fifthly, she was in the worst episode ever, the one where Zack dates that wheelchair girl. On the plus side, she was in one of the best episodes ever, when Zack drinks and drives, but she was the worst part of that episode, adding nothing but an the annoying holier-than-thou attitude that was her trademark. Oooh look at me I don't drink, ooh i'm a girl but i ride a motorcycle and wear a leather jacket, I'm such a badass. In short, Tori should have never existed and the black nerdy guy should have had a more important role, that dude ruled.

I just got back from hanging out at a co-workers 21st birthday.

Being a loser, I didn't drink.

I need help

Quote:Arizona basketball player Isaiah Fox issued a public apology on Monday after admitting he stole $2.58 worth of snack food from a university student store last week.



"I'm very sorry for the embarrassment this has cost my team and coaching staff, the fans and the University of Arizona," the junior forward said in a statement released by the school. "It's a humbling experience that was my own doing, something that won't happen again."


Fox admitted stealing a bagel, two packets of cream cheese and a candy bar, according to a university police report. He was charged with misdemeanor shoplifting.


An employee of the market said he saw Fox take the food and leave the store without paying for it, the police report said.


Coach Lute Olson declined to comment on the incident, citing student privacy rights.

The yankees signed Don Mattingly to be their hitting coach. Good work bring back the dark cloud, the only yankee capatin to never win a championship during his tenure.

Maybe he'll steal another kids popcorn and hopefully catch a beatdown this time.

Huzzah!