anybody wanna start some with me? i feel left out.

what's up?

November 4th marks the release of a landmark in the history of recorded sound. Which will live throughout history alongside edisons rendition of mary had a little lamb and darkside of the moon.

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needless to say, I request danked add that to the revolving album cover doohickey thing.

This is among the strangest e-mails I ever got, it's definetly a first.

Quote:Dear Friend,

First I will like you to take your time to go over this mail carefully and with patience. Please, this is a matter of urgency, this is because I need your help and I need it very quickly too.

At this stage I will like to introduce my self. I am Mr. Sani Ogana
I am 52 years old, a Nigerian.Today I am formally retired as the personal accountant to the late head of state of this country, Late General. Sani Abacha. Since his demise things have never been the same for us who served under his regime. I cannot leave the country for now because the present government is still investigating huge amounts of funds embezzled by the Late Head of State and remains hostile to his family and properties, including we staffs who worked under him.

Shortly before his death the General gave me a very huge amount of money
to keep. In any case the funds was successfully transfered to a Security
Company. All the papers to legally claim the funds is with my attorney for security porposes and the amount involved in this transfer is US$21,320,000.00 (Twenty One Million, Three Hundred and Twenty Thousand U.S. Dollars). But since his death I have decided to invest this funds in properties and humanitarian projects.

The present government of my country has so far recovered most of the funds transfered by the Late General but they do not and will not have access to this one. This is because the funds is not kept in a bank but deposited with this Security Company, all documents relating to it's existence is completely unknown except by me.

I have thought about this and I have decided to invest this funds abroad,
preferably in your beautiful country and later settle with my family there when all this is over. However, for now I sincerly want your help in the area of investment opportunities in your country in real estate and properties, computers and other things that will bring real returns for my investment worth.

Please, can you help me by recieving the funds as the beneficiary?. There
is no risk involved as I guarantee that this will be executed under a
legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

Please, be informed that you will be compensated with US$1,300,000.00 (One Million, Three Hundred Thousand U.S dollars) of the funds upon the successful transfer of the funds to your account if you agree to help me, and 20% of this I have decided will go into humanitarian projects, I have also decided that 5% of the total sum will be used to off-set any expenses that we may incur in the course of transfering this funds while the rest we can put into business investment.

I await your urgent response. I will fill you in with more information when I have heard from you. Please I will like to have your phone and fax numbers when responding.

Thanks and God bless as I look forward to your favourable reply.

Yours sincerly,
Sani Ogana.

I don't like this Flash as much as goaty does, but here's a Halloweenie one.

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I know I would...

Girls pummel man who exposed himself.
Rudy Susanto, 25, who had exposed himself to teen-age girls on as many as seven occasions outside St. Maria Goretti School, struck again on Thursday just as students were being dismissed, police said.

But this time, a group of girls in school uniforms angrily confronted Susanto with help from some neighbors, police said.

When Susanto tried to run, more than 20 girls chased him down the block. Two men from the neighborhood caught him and the girls took their revenge.

"The girls came and started kicking him and punching him, so I wasn't going to stop them," neighbor Robert Lemons told The Philadelphia Inquirer.

Susanto was later treated for injuries at a local hospital. Police said he would be charged with 14 criminal counts including harassment, disorderly conduct, open lewdness and corrupting the morals of a minor.

I buy candy for me on Halloween.

I bought Snickers, Reeses PB cups, and Gummi Savers. I doubt there'll be any left by the time kids get out of school.

to shit and piss at the same time?


to burp and fart at the same time?


to mix any of the above?

You tell every inside story about messageboard life.

All the stories about the fallouts with Froy, Sean, Seph, FTL and anything else you can think of.

I want it all.

I was waiting for the subway going home tonight and my wallet slipped out of my pocket without me noticing til i got on the train. I instantly freaked out thinking someone would steal it before i can get back there and claim it, there was like $150 in there too. So I rush back to the station with 2 dollars in my pocket and I give it to the subway lady telling her i need to get through to look for my wallet. She picks it up from her desk and says "you mean this". Incredible, someone actually brought it to the booth without taking any money or anything. Yea boring story but no one is posting cause you all suck balls.