always list the last person in the opening credits of a show as And BLAH BLAH as BLAH BLAH instead of listing their name like everyone else? like "and jason alexander as george costanza" on seinfeld. WHY?

I am really on the verge of getting a DVD player!

I thought we had an understanding... what are you doing over here?

U.S. Invades Non-Oil-Rich Nation To Dispel Criticism

LUXEMBOURG VILLE, LUXEMBOURG — In an effort to quiet criticism of U.S. military policy, 50,000 U.S. troops invaded and soundly defeated the non-oil-rich Grand Duchy of Luxembourg Monday. "Once again, the U.S. claims victory over a rogue nation," said President Bush after the 45-minute war. "The people of Luxembourg, although prosperous and living in peace, have suffered under the tyranny of a monarchy for centuries. And allow me to point out that Luxembourg has not one drop of crude oil." Troops will return home Friday, following the public hanging of Grand Duke Henri de Luxembourg.

Actually, I just wanted to draw attention to the fact that I will not have to move out to California for my job as I previously thought. So I now have to worry about neither Arnold as my governor nor the threat of North Korean ballistic missiles.

Carry on

CorporateLackey:haha....babys getting sucked out 2morrow.... and my girl tried to change her mind last night... and i put my foot down and flipped out, then went home and started talking to this girl that me and her are friends with I was like gotta get this pile of mush cleaned out.... and how she cant even take care of herself and her own kid and just went crazy and flipped out..
CorporateLackeythen her friend emailed her the conversation!..
deadlaughter2: LOL
CorporateLackeyhe read it, showed it to her mom and sisters and shit... they all HAte me...they're like we wish you were dead.... blah blah blah... she's like you broke my heart and ruined my life!...
CorporateLackey:ahhahahahahahahahaha
deadlaughter2: I still love you
CorporateLackey:and i was like I'll be at your house tomorrow morning to get rid of this thing..
CorporateLackey:I am so proud of myself!..
deadlaughter2: You rule
CorporateLackeyhe called me evil and the devil in disguise....
CorporateLackey:a sorry excuse for a man..
CorporateLackey:HAHAHAHAHAH
deadlaughter2: This is splendid
CorporateLackey:i know..
CorporateLackeyo we're broken up..
CorporateLackey:O well...
CorporateLackey:what a great way to break up!..... it's legendary...... the last time i see her my seed will be sucked right outa her..
deadlaughter2: At least you can tell everyone that you killed her baby
CorporateLackey:HAHAHA thats true!..
deadlaughter2: You win
CorporateLackey:i knew if anyone u would understand how funny this is..!
deadlaughter2: Best news I heard all year
CorporateLackeyhe's like i am never going to be the same... I thought u were different... your the biggest asshole I have ever met.. How could u do this to me..
deadlaughter2: LOL
deadlaughter2: We should start a website
CorporateLackey:YEA...!!!!!
deadlaughter2: I like your style pal
CorporateLackey:the funniest thing was when she called me pure evil...... THe first person i thought of was u!..
deadlaughter2: O:-)
CorporateLackey:i thought i would be ya know depressed cause i really liked her but..... Im not... i guess its just to great of a situation..
CorporateLackeyhe told me im so selfish and self centered and i think im some big bad corporate america hot shot!
CorporateLackey:BRUAHAHAHAHAH
deadlaughter2: I'm speechless and insanely jealous
CorporateLackey:i didnt think i had it in me to be such an evil doer!... but i guess i do!!!
deadlaughter2: It gets easier and better
deadlaughter2: She was a nutjob dude don't sweat it
CorporateLackey:yea thats true...
deadlaughter2: You could probably use a little prozac yourself
CorporateLackey:True true!...
CorporateLackey:u working 2morrow?
deadlaughter2: yeah...goin to buffalo saturday for the birds
CorporateLackey:Cool...make sure u tell everyone my story.... tell them they should be proud of me..
deadlaughter2: I know they will be
CorporateLackey:i told my mom and my mom was liek well is she gonna keep it... I was like Fuck no...this babies gone!...
deadlaughter2: Hopefully you're right
CorporateLackey:i gotta pick her up 2morrow morning at 6:30 but i am not allowed in there house so i have to wait outside..
deadlaughter2: Should be fun

Now, I have a job too.

Where the women flock like the salmon of Capastrano!!

That I will go to at least one Yankee playoff game this year.

And that I will have very good seats.

And that I won't have to pay more than face value.

So....I been away for awhile guys. I miss anything good ??

Coming Soon to SBlueman Radio:

I will be replaying archived Ron & Fez shows from August 2001 to August 2002 after the archived O&A shows. All shows will run in order by date and be on in chronological order. So check it out and enjoy!