... nor are they understandable, unless innocence offends Him."

--Tom Harris, Hannibal


Answers a lot of my questions.



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i need a nail clipper so bad. my toessss. i HATE having long toe nails. by long i mean not clipped so short im in pain for a day. i bite my nails the second there is something to chomp onto. if i could i'd bite my toes too but i'm not that flexible. GOD DAMMIT WHY DID I FORGET TO BRING A NAIL CLIPPER TO SCHOOL. im gonna walk to the store and buy one tomorrow. maybe i'll get a slurpee too.

Comerades!

As you know, it is hayfever season.

I drip snot and I cannot hear all day.

Tiny crumbs of toilet paper stick in my eyelashes and hair from blowing my nose explosively (I have exhausted the civilized Kleenex supply).

But Allah looked down at me and smiled tonight when I found a little brand new tin of Vicks VapoRub in my medicine cabinet.

And again, forty minutes later, when I got the lid off.

And yet again,when two Tavist D Nighttime capsules magically appeared in a place no antihistamines should ever have been.

I have thoroughly greased my nostrils and one of them now admits air.

I am going off to sleepyhouse to dream happy dreams of you all.



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Shamelessly stolen from SA.com

Anyway, seems like some trailers for Revolutions got leaked, or stolen, or something (my guess is WB released them to create more hype) they're pretty sweet ass, there do appear to be some pretty big spoilers in them so if you want to wait for the movie I suggest not watching them.

The quality isn't the best but they are definetly watchable, and some of the shots look bad ass, like <!-- spoilerKillit --><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td bgcolor="#000000" valign="middle" align="left"><font color="#000000" size="1">Spoiler (Highlight to Read):</font>
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They're at the top of the page

Matrix : Revolutions

so? what is it?

Hey buddy, since I like you so much and feel we have a connection. I think now is a good time we get to know eachother better.

I wanna hear more about the stuff you discuss, like the godzilla slippers and most recently the skank on the 7th floor.

I want details and juicy gossip, you can also ask me stuff but I am rather boring compared to you.

so did you use a condom, did she swallow, was she open to more freaky stuff, did you yell "take that you dirty slut"?

I'll get the soda's

:rofl:

the hot chick from the seventh floor? Go ahead guess.













I think I am in love.

i want to buy a bicycle but i have no idea what to look for in a bike. it would mostly be used on asphalt and for short trips, nothing more than 30 minutes. i want something that will be somewhat comfortable. it'll be stored for months at a time, by the water, would i have to worry about it rusting? any suggestions as to what kind of bike i should look for?

me and a friend were moving his mothers stuff down to florida. the van he rents has a top speed of 65, no radio, seats that don't recline, couldn't sleep, and the fucking thing overheats when you put the a/c on. not only that but we also had to drive the thing back up here to ny. well, anyway the only good thing about the van was that we were high up and could see into peoples cars. the whole trip i was looking for nude chickie to drive by. my cousin was driving on our way back, he taps me on the shoulder and tells me to look in the car next to us, you'll never guess what i saw.







now make funny replies as to what i saw.