....is a direct result of cocaine abuse and a broken heart. Please mock me.

just went in the pan the way of 5 strips of bacon

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Dear God,

Alkey is clotting. It frightens me. Please dilute him a little so he bleeds freely. If you would just lower his viscosity I will never do that dirty bad thing again.

Love
Splat

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Finished my report. Going out drinking with the lovely girl from the seventh floor. We hit it off big time last night.

A protester rolled a nut to Prime Minister Tony Blair 's doorstep with his nose on Friday, completing a 7-mile journey across London aimed at highlighting the issue of student debt.

Mark McGowan, 37, crawled on his hands and knees for 11 days as he pushed the nut from Goldsmiths College in southeast London to Downing Street using his nose.


"I wanted to do something that was particularly difficult, so I think I've proved the point there," said McGowan, who wore a bandage on the tip of his nose. He had spent eight hours a day since Sept. 1 pushing the nut through the capital.


McGowan gave the nut to a member of Blair's office with a letter asking the prime minister to accept it as payment for his 15,000 pounds (US$24,000) of student debt. He plans to start a masters degree in art history at Goldsmiths College in October.


"I've got a sore nose, but hopefully I've paid it (the debt) off," McGowan told Sky News, "I handed the nut in. ... At least I've made my point and I think that's important."


Asked whether McGowan's debt would be canceled in return for the nut, Blair's office said it was "not for us to be involved in his financial dealings."


McGowan is a veteran of unusual protests. He once rolled himself across London for 4 1/2 miles singing "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" to highlight the work of office cleaners. On another occasion he walked for 11 miles around south and central London with a turkey strapped to his head in a bid to persuade people to eat less and cut obesity rates.



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Christian Bale, of American Psycho fame, has been cast as the Caped Crusader for the next installment which is scheduled to start filming in Feb. The movie is going to be directed by Christopher Nolan, of memento fame. It was thought that since he was directing the movie, Guy Pierce has a shot of being batman, but thank god he didn't get the part. I just don't see him as a batman type. Bale has all the look of a Bruce Wayne type, let's just hope he can don the cape successfully and let's pray he has a decent script to work with. No word yet on the baddie, but the buzz is it will be Scarecrow.

I shall renounce my heterosexuality,
if Gonzo agrees to be my life mate.

$35