who is watching tonight?

I know I am, I can't wait to see chris rocks stale jokes, unless he actually tries some fresh material and not the same regurgitated and very obvious jokes.

Plus Justin is gonna be there, no way I can miss my man.

So I went to the doctor today for my annual once-every-three-year-checkup, complete with blood and urine test. Now, I knew there'd be a blood test, but I wasn't sure about the urine. So I pissed at about 10:30, an hour before my appointment, knowing that if there was a test, I'd have to go to the lab after the doctor, and I didn't want to have to hold it in for upwards of 3 hours.

Needless to say, I couldn't piss at the lab. I felt like such a failure. Especially since the chick was kinda hot. I may as well have just ejaculated all over the place. I was apologizing left and right; it was quite embarrasing.

I used to be able to piss on demand.. like when I was new at work and pretended to go to the bathroom so I wouldn't have to do any work. I'd stand in front of the urinal and out of nowhere just start pissing! It was like my bladder was covering for me. Not anymore, though.

Anyway, they sent me home, dejected, with a plastic cup to piss in. I drank a glass of water, still couldn't go. Some apple juice, still nothing. I just finished my first beer, STILL NOTHING. WHAT THE FUCK!?

So now I'm in a situation where I'm too lazy so I don't want to have to drive back there today, but I don't want to have to have a cup of urine sitting around the house all night. (assuming of course my bladder WAKES THE FUCK UP ALREADY!) What do I do with it? Does piss need to be refrigerated? Frozen? Will it even freeze, or is it like alcohol? Will it go bad if it doesn't get analyzed promptly enough?

I just started my 2nd beer, if this doesn't work I'm gonna have to move on to the Jack, which I really don't want to do because I have to work tonight.

Yet another reason not to go to the fuckin doctor!

we're out of frosted flakes. all that's left is special k.

:33:

as a Bostonian.

In about 15 minutes, I'll be out of this city for good.

No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her crap.

Well?

Hey did anyone see this on FX it was a great show.

those guys gave them a good run.

I guess Larry Bird got his way and Thomas is gone. It's no secret that these 2 have never gotten along but when Bird was hired all talk of their dislike of each other was blown off as umimportant, strange how things have changed. Here's the article from espn.com

Isiah Thomas was fired Wednesday as head coach of the Indiana Pacers, a surprise move that came only seven weeks after Larry Bird as president of basketball operations.

Thomas will be paid for the final season remaining on his contract.

"After looking at film, seeing how things were and evaluating the basketball operations, I detected the team's chemistry wasn't what it should be," Larry Bird, the team's director of basketball, said in a statement. "A change was necessary and a fresh start was important."

Bird rejoined the franchise in his current role last month.

Thomas, an NBA Hall of Famer, led a young Indiana team into the playoffs each of his first three seasons, but they were knocked out in the first round each year. He was 131-115 in three years.

Pacers president Donnie Walsh said the search for a replacement would be immediately. Among the possibly replacements is former Detroit Pistons coach Rick Carlisle, a former Pacers assistant when Bird as coach.

Thomas won two championships as a player with the Pistons.

I need something to drink. Suggestions?

Powerade?
Gatorade?
Sprite?
Water?
Coffee?


So many choices and so little time

Born In East L.A is on..

what a fuckin classic

Hey Vato, waas sappening?