YOU TWISTED F!!! LETS CELEBRATE BY GIVING YOUR MOTHERS RUSTY TUNA LOCKER A RIDE WITH MY PUSS COVERED MEAT ROCKET! LOL!!!!

As a peace offering to Keyser, I would like to give him an original song that he may perform on one of those nights when he feels like making the millions of Project Psuedo fans rock. It was inspired by my next door neighbor, not the one who gets yelled at and beaten by her black boyfriend every night, but the one on the other side. The hot, 30-year old chick with the long blond hair, the high heels, and titties that'll make you sit up and beg for buttermilk, ass like a ten year old boy. It's entitled "My Next Door Neighbor"



















"My Next Door Neighbor"

I go outside one mid-summer's evening
and someone's washing their Ford
I do a double-take, could my eyes be deceiving?
A sexy lady right next doooooooooooooooor?

I sit at work alone thinking about her
Watching time pass slowly on the clock....
Wanna get home so that I may ponder
Banging the hottest chick on mah block!

Cuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I wanna fuuuuuuuuuuck mah next door neigh-bor!
I want her on my coooooooock...
I'll give her something she will always sav-or!
I wanna maaaaaaaake her roooooooooock!

Every night, when I get home from the job
I see her out walking her doooooooooog
I'm thinking "She could be polishing mah knob!
We'd make the windows fill with fooooooooooog!"

Cuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I wanna fuuuuuuuuuuck mah next door neigh-bor!
I want her on my coooooooock...
I'll give her something she will always sav-or!
I wanna maaaaaaaake her roooooooooock!
YEAH!
I wanna eat her, gimme something to taste!
I wanna filll herrrrrr aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasss!
I wanna bust a load in right in her face!
God, please let me bang that laaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssss!

And then one night, she comes knockin' at mah door,
asks if I'd stop by and fix her cab-le....
Before I know it, why, that lil whooooooore!
She's sucking my dick, as much as she's aaaaaaaaaaabllllllllllllllllle!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

I FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKED MAH NEXT DOOR NEIGH-BOR!
SHE WAS SITTING ON MAH COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!
I GAVE HER, SOMETHING TO SAV-OR!
WE MADE HER APARTMENT ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!

YEAH, I FUCKKKKKKKKKED MAH NEXT DOOR NEIGH-BOR!
TURNED ALL THE LIGHTS ON THE BLOOOOOOOCK!
AND NOW, IT'S EIGHT DAYS LAT-ER
So why's this wart on my coooooooooock?

See this system here? This is Hi-Fi... high fidelity. What that means is that it's the highest quality fidelity.

FROM THE LINCOLN TUNNEL:
Take Lincoln Tunnel to NJ Turnpike South.
Take Exit 11 to the Garden State Parkway North.
FOLLOW DIRECTIONS FOR GS PARKWAY NORTH (below)


FROM THE GWB:
Route 80 (west I think) to the Garden State Parkway South.
FOLLOW DIRECTIONS FOR GS PARKWAY SOUTH (below)


FROM STATEN ISLAND:
Take the Outer Bridge to Route 440 and into NJ.
Take Route 440 to the exit for the Garden State Parkway North.
FOLLOW DIRECTIONS FOR GS PARKWAY NORTH (below)


FROM ROUTE 287:
Take Route 287 south to Route 440.
Take Route 440 to the exit for the Garden State Parkway North.
FOLLOW DIRECTIONS FOR GS PARKWAY NORTH (below)


FROM THE NJ TURNPIKE:
Take Exit 11 to the Garden State Parkway North
FOLLOW DIRECTIONS FOR GS PARKWAY NORTH (below)


GS PARKWAY SOUTH:
Take Garden State Parkway to exit 135.
On exit ramp, bear LEFT to get onto the circle.
Once on the circle follow the blue "H" hospital signs to the Rahway exit (on RIGHT) and it will put you onto BRANT AVENUE.
FOLLOW DIRECTIONS FOR GS PARKWAY NORTH FROM BRANT AVENUE ON. (below)


GS PARKWAY NORTH:
Take Garden State Parkway to exit 135.
Bear RIGHT onto BRANT AVENUE.
Follow BRANT AVENUE to end (approx. 0.3 miles) and make a LEFT onto WESTFIELD AVENUE.
Follow WESTFIELD AVENUE about 1.1 miles and at 3rd traffic light make a LEFT onto ST. GEORGES AVENUE.
Follow about 1/4 of a mile and make 1st LEFT into RAHWAY RIVER PARK. (Park entrance immediately after Lions Furniture on LEFT)
Enter park and bear RIGHT. (one way)
Follow to fork in road and bear LEFT into 1st parking area. (Parking spaces along roadway across from 1st pavilion on LEFT--this is the closest parking area to the field)

We'll be using Field #3. It's right next to the picnic area, so we'll be like eating and like drinking, too! Woo!

We done this before so all who have attended know, everyone tries to chip in for these things.

So post here what you plan to chug along with you so people don't bring the same stuff.

We'll have a Picnic area with a grill

But what we also need are people who have extra equipment such as gloves, bats, etc.

Other than that:

Beer, soda, hot dogs, hamburgers, buns, etc.

Hopefully alkey and silera will bring their big ass jar of relish.

If you can't bring something doesn't mean you can't come so don't worry about that. Once again please also keep this thread on topic, thanks.

I know it's TOG but seriously try to keep this thread on topic so I don't have to sort through the jokes and one liners.

Game is on for August 2nd, same field we had last year that the Moosens got. It's in Rahway NJ and directions will be posted shortly. We have the field from Noon - 6PM but you can show early, we're aiming for 10am so we can set up and people can pratice, etc.

Sign In here if you are coming, and if you are playing please post which position you would like to play, we're not all stars, we ain't even some stars, so suck or not don't worry.

We'll also have the same picnic area, hopefully there will be a watermelon gathering there again by The Klump Family.

Once we get enough people, we will do a draft, since we share a core membership with YMB it will be a mix n' match draft of both boards. But Alkey and I are Captains.

There will be a seperate thread for posting what you're bringing as far as extra equipment, food, drink, etc.

Game on!

so i need to make a huge desicsion in my life, i can't make up my mind like a normal human so i have come down to that final straw of making a list.

Anyone else think it was going to be about FTL?

The Clear sTuFF: rebecca lobo raped me
thekman11: ew

Would all the members who left the board because of the ramblings of Arpi please return home.

The bad man has left.

This board needs YOU!

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