I like mad, I don't say it much nor do I speak to him at all but he's one of those posters whom make my day better. I got him on my buddylist even... I like mad.

trish moved my topic to anger management... she moved MY topic....

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for a few days.

lets all express our true feelings for him in this thread*





























*which will be deleted upon his arrival

I was takin a pretty sweet dump, then I got a call. I had to go to the living room to get the cordless and the call took forever. I totally forgot about where I was before hand and after the call I plunked down on the sofa and watched the news for like 20 mins and I get up with a wedgie. Well needless to say I felt some excess baggage after pulling it out. So do I rinse and toss them in the hamper or do I just toss them in the trash?

Even better I mail them to someone like kenspen for a giggle.

so i was invited to a party by a so so friend
lets call her psychobitch!
she was someone i really haven't had contact with a while but i had no plans
so i figured what the Hell
turns out she told a friend, D, that i wuz going and that she was playing a bit of a matchmaker
welll no party happened and we went to a bar
i hit it off well with D
these 2 work together
i had been conversing through email with D
i told D that this psychobitch was fucking cuckoo
so during this convo it comes up that i was invited to another party by the psychobitch
i originally had to work and told her that
but i wanted to hang with D that weekend anyway
and through the convo D referred to the psychobitch as being in a cunt sort of mood
so i tell her that i'l have to tell the psychobitch that i'm working and can't make it
anyways....D gets back from lunch on wednesday and the psychobitch is balling saying you stole my friend and he told me you called me a cunt
needless to say i did nothing of the sort
so now it looks like i'm the scumbag
so i say did she have access to yer emails
D said no and that she logged off before lunch
then to make matters worse the psychobitch goes to their boss over the fucking matter!!!
that was her mistake
the boss does some investigating with his IT people and they find out that the psychobitch has been accessing D's email account
somehow this psychobitch got her password and has been reading emails for who knows how long
you fucking belive this?!?!?!?
well safe to say my name is good with D and hopefully the psychobitch will lose her job
but it made for a crazy afternoon

i don'y know if they get any wackier then this
god please tell me they don't

he's going to be good :thumbs-up:

The great and legendary icon known as William "The Refrigerator" Perry will be at the famed Hot Dog eating contest in Coney Island. Perry qualified but not too well, he only ate 12 hot dogs in 12 minutes. The defending champ is a 130 pound chink who ate 50 in 12 minutes.

So who the fuck is comin with me to see a living legend choke on a hot dog?!?!?!?!

we can share some nathans cheese fries!!!

What is your worst physical and personal qualities?

I recently have been really hating a lot of things about me which I have ignored in the past. I've been critical of myself lately and have found even more shit I hate about me.

The most noticible thing is ofcourse my weight, I already got a bad back and knee. Plus I just hate the way I look, it makes me sick. I'm tryin to fix that now, I really am cause I got to.

A personal or mental trait that really bothers me are actually seperate but similar. My anger, I have such a short fuse and anything can set me off and I just either go off or completely shut down from everything. Another is being too trustworthy with friends, I take the term "friend" very seriously and sometimes will blindly follow a friend without realizing he/she is completly wrong until much later. I've fucked up so many things in the past cause of my blind rage, my work, my personal contacts, friends, family, etc. I always say never again but it keeps happening either way. Then I end up hating people and really I have no reason to do so.

I hate the fact that my mom was really, really sick and out of 6 people at work not a single person could fill in for me for one day. When I always fill in when there is a family emergency or just something simple.

I hate people who feel like they are the most important thing around and you have to care about their every fuckin breath.

I hate the fact that rob schneider will never quit making horrible movies and even more so that he still gets funding.

I hate people who take small facts and tidbits of info and act like they are fuckin well rounded people who know everything, when they just confuse and fuck up those facts. Its even sadder that people are so devoid of any thought that they believe them, cause they have no fuckin clue either.

I hate the fact that people persecuted clinton for a blowjob and spent countless millions to prosecute and impeach him. Yet Bush can go in blow up afghanistan which is being basically rebuilt with barely any US presence. Then go in to Iraq, not find bin laden, not find saddam, not find a single weapon except for some guns and a flare gun. Yet he is a hero and a great president.

I hate all this reality TV, invasive people who cant find a more constructive way to spend and evening and even sadder people who dont want to work a day in their lives. Now American Idol Junior, the epitome of how fucked up this country is and how bad its parents are. Fuckin loser generation X parents who havent done shit with their lives, trying to live off their kids non-existent talent.

The plantiff in the landmark 1970's case, which made abortion legal has recently changed her mind. Now she says that abortion is bad because she has found religion now. She's gathered a bunch of nitwits who will fight to overturn the case, they will plead how abortions ruined and scarred their lives.

What kind of shit is this? Lets just change our minds and over turn that slavery deal as well.

I don't get how you become a part of such an important case, that changed the nation dramatically. She fought for the women of the entire nation, now she is gonna be a selfish cunt and because of her own personal "belief" she wants to fuck it up for everyone?