i poured salt water into my roomates monitor, it doesnt work anymore and if you turn it on it smokes and makes noise, i dont like her very much :]

i had a dream about licking a battery last night

I think I am getting banned on the door's board,

this is a travesty.

an outrage.....

I can't devote all my time to you chuckleheads.

Actually her name is daisy and she is my poodle. She just got back from the stylist and looks so cute, she has a pretty red bow on her head and pink manicured nails and pretty poofy balls of fur on her feets.

so cute, look at her.

Anyone know of one?

Aren't funny.

But avacado, now that just rolls off the tounge, don't you think?

and why should this birthday thread be about him? i expect responses in essay form and will read them when i get back from class.
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now mack:

Remember back when this place was great....


and I thought Weird was a chick who might meet me for lunch?

It's not a set up for a joke, although I found it quite amusing.

I'm helping out the manager pick the lock on the office door cause he locked the keys in the office. I get it open and we walk back to the front of the store. All of a sudden this off duty Detective pulls us aside. He starts telling us that we have a guy in the store who fits the description of a serial killer.

Now theres a gang out here called "The Thrill Killas", they're black if you can't tell by the spelling of "killas". Their whole deal is naturally killing people for the thrill of it.

So anyways, this detective points out this bob marley look alike and says that is him. Now I know the dude and he ain't no serial killer, the guy is actually a hard working dude who is pretty well educated, I mean he speaks so well and stuff. He actually speaks like 8 languages. The guy ain't killin no one, but the detective insists that he has the "piegeon walk" associates with the thrill killas, whatever that means.

He finally corners the guy and starts harrasing the fuck out of him, I actually felt bad for the dude. He works out in staten island, just got home from work and figures to rent a movie and relax. Now he's being accused of serial killing. The cops telling him to calm down, the fuckin cop was there just renting as well, I guess he had nothing better to do.

all of a sudden the black dude drops all his tapes to the floor and starts screaming injustice and shit. "Ofcourse I fit the description, I'm black!!!!" It was a sight to be seen, the cop was all embarassed and shit, I was all like "preach on brother!!!". The dude I work with is a major racist and he was all up in the black dudes business after the cop left all embarassed, trying to defend the cop for doin what he did. I calmed the black dude down cause he was fumin and probably woulda killed the manager on duty.

Instead of killing him, he threatened to drive by when we close and get his ass alone. He told me he would drive by but wouldnt do nothin, just wanted to scare the kid. So he comes around midnight and starts circling the block. I point him out to the manager and he starts talking shit, thinking I am gonna back him or something. We walk out and I just get in my car and he's standing there in shock that I left him. I swear, as I roll down the window, piss starts rolling down his leg, plus he had khakis on, it was just streaming down his leg.

My african brother and I had a good laugh at his expense.

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someone emailed me this quote earlier. it's really kind of funny if you think about it.



"You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the USA of arrogance and the Germans don't want to go to war!"