its really been all about me lately so i have created this thread for all of you. please feel free to talk about anything but me here. :thumbs-up:

if you want to claim partial credit for my new status in order to impress Ladi, i will go along with it. :thumbs-up:

If I drive Ladi from the board,
would you sleep with me?


If I make 2 tired go as well can I get sex and La Mancha tickets?

bow before it's glory!!!!
stand before it and bathe in its magnificence!!

MY STATUS STRIDES THE EARTH LIKE A COLOSSUS!!!!!!!

upon leaving for work this morning i was amazed at what i saw
seems about 20 to 30 eartworms had crawled up my front porch
then even more of these worms all over the street and parking lot
very disturbing
i tried to step on as little as possible but these things numbered in the thousands
it seemed like that everywhere
even at work i noticed alot
what gives?

i imagine it has something to do with them not being able to breath underground with all the rain
but if someone else haz a better explanation....

This is not a contest though we have done it as so in the past. I just think its fun to do every once in a while and there really aren't any game threads around here anymore.

The Rules:
None really.. just write an obituary or newspaper headline about a fellow member.

I'll go first. (Don't laugh at my week attempt)

Baker finally kicks it.

Baker was found dead this morning after an apparent heart attack. It seems as though time just finally ran out. A preliminary autopsy and study on his face has revealed that in his last few seconds as he gasped and gasped for air something frightened him terribly. After questioning family members, it was learned that he had been complaining about some Damn pubic hair earlier in the day. It is unclear at this point what relevance that may have. We will all miss Baker very much as it just wont be the same without him. Our condolences to his family.

before Ladi is obligated to ride me?

of the schtick of me not being funny and not getting chicks,


I demand my new gimmick be recognized as a ladies man who keeps the boys laughing....


commencing


now.

Right now, the "terrorist threat alert" is at Level 4, Orange. It's entirely possible, and I'd even say probable, that in the near future we'll be looking at a Level 5, or Red. So what does that mean?

From the Homeland Security site-
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Quote:Severe Condition (Red). A Severe Condition reflects a severe risk of terrorist attacks. Under most circumstances, the Protective Measures for a Severe Condition are not intended to be sustained for substantial periods of time. In addition to the Protective Measures in the previous Threat Conditions, Federal departments and agencies also should consider the following general measures in addition to the agency-specific Protective Measures that they will develop and implement:

-Increasing or redirecting personnel to address critical emergency needs;

-Assigning emergency response personnel and pre-positioning and mobilizing specially trained teams or resources;

-Monitoring, redirecting, or constraining transportation systems; and

-Closing public and government facilities.

Quote:Red alert? Stay home, await word

Sunday, March 16, 2003

By TOM BALDWIN
Gannett State Bureau
TRENTON

If the nation escalates to "red alert," which is the highest in the color-coded readiness against terror, you will be assumed by authorities to be the enemy if you so much as venture outside your home, the state's anti-terror czar says.

"This state is on top of it," said Sid Caspersen, New Jersey's director of the office of counter-terrorism.

Caspersen, a former FBI agent, was briefing reporters, alongside Gov. James E. McGreevey, on Thursday, when for the first time he disclosed the realities of how a red alert would shut the state down.

A red alert would also tear away virtually all personal freedoms to move about and associate.

"Red means all noncritical functions cease," Caspersen said. "Noncritical would be almost all businesses, except health-related."

A red alert means there is a severe risk of terrorist attack, according to federal guidelines from the Department of Homeland Security.

"The state will restrict transportation and access to critical locations," says the state's new brochure on dealing with terrorism.

"You must adhere to the restrictions announced by authorities and prepare to evacuate, if instructed. Stay alert for emergency messages."

Caspersen went further than the brochure. "The government agencies would run at a very low threshold," he said.

"The state police and the emergency management people would take control over the highways.

"You literally are staying home, is what happens, unless you are required to be out. No different than if you had a state of emergency with a snowstorm."

alot happened here while we were locked up.
jack really knows what he is doing. way to kill the fun, jack.