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whoa! :-o

Seems that Robert Trujillo (Ex-Suicidal Tendencies, Infectious Grooves, Ozzy) is joining Metallica as Jason Newsteds' replacement. I am surprised it took them this long to find someone. Looking forward to seeing and hearing how this turns out. The guy is a phenomenal bass player. Better than Newsted ever was in my opinion. I just hope this new album is worth it. They've been lagging for a while.

<font size=+3>HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARROT TOP!

With Wrestlemania being the biggest PPV of the year and this year shaping up to basically being dream match after dream match, figure I'd start a thread to talk about everything Wrestelmania related here. I saw that Wrestlemania is 4 hours this year on March 30th.

Well we already know or can pretty much predict a few matches. Figure with 4 hours there will be at least 12 matches.

-Brock vs Kurt Angle
-Booker T vs HHH with Booker throwing the Rock over the top rope.
-Y2J vs HBK who continued their feud last night.
-Vince Mcmahon vs Hulk Hogan
-Rock vs Austin which should get major hype next week.
-RVD vs Kane. This match looks like it wil eventually happen with hopefully RVD turning heel.
-I could see a Trish, Victoria and Jazz thriple threat match after last night.
-Maybe Steiner vs Batista too.
-On smackdown I am hoping for a Matt Hardy vs Rey Mysterio match.
-Hopefully it is Undertaker vs Nathan Jones and not Albert.

-I liked Raw last night. Rock is in full heel mode now. He plays the part great. A little long but it did what it had to do. I loved the Rock vs Hurricane segment. Very funny. The goldust thing was a little stupid and not offensive at all. I am sure it will get worse. The major push for Booker T is about to start. I guess HHH is resting from his injury and tried to appease the internet crowd that hates him by taking the night off. The next few weeks Raw and Smackdown should be very good as they hype the best PPV of the year and one as Whackbag will say has delivered most of the time except for one or 2 exceptions.

I swear if I get another email about a dead kenyan I am going to their country and rape all their Zebras. I'm serious... I mean it I really will!!! Don't test me on this. I will do it.

Does anyone else get these? The general premise is this. Dead kenyan. With me so far? Legal representation for dead kenyan tries to get you to set up a bank account for transfer of millions of dollars for which you will receive a percentage. Sure, why not.. how about I set up a bank account for you, give you access to all my personal info, and while I'm at it you can fuck my sister and finish off the last of my Ben and Jerry's in the freezer.... that sound good to you? Dumb ass. I get like 4 different incarnations of this a week.

Quote:DEAR WHITEY CRACKER,

REQUEST TO TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$25,000,000.00
INTO YOUR PRIVATE/COMPANY’S ACCOUNT:

I approach you most honourably for a mutual business
transaction. I am INSERT SHWOOGIE NAME HERE, the Accountant
General of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
I have been given the opportunity to be appointed as
the Accountant General after several years of active
service. Now, by virtue of my present office
and position, it is an opportunity for me to have a
share of the hugecrude oil money which many top
Military personnel of the past regimes had used my
predecessors in the past to achieve their personal
interest without any benefit toward them. Following
this development, I now have an accord with a top
officer of the Finance Ministry to remit the sum
of US$25,000,000.00 (Twenty five Million United States
Dollars) to your nominated foreign account, hence we
as civil servants do not have the right to acquire
foreign account while in service. I therefore request
you to kindly allocate any account of your choice with
all necessary particulars to enable me to forward it
to the Central Bank of Nigeria for onward release of
fund transfer approvals in your favour. The
security of this information should be treated
with utmost confidentiality and not to be disclosed to
a third party.

Thanking you in anticipation.

Yours faithfully,

SOME SHWOOG TRYING TO SCAM YOU

Hey everyone..for obvious reasons I haven't been around. I've been in Kuwait for a little over two months now, and just recently found out I have orders to Korea whenever my time here in the AOR is over. I hope y'all are doing well, and if anyone wants to get a hold of me, you can e-mail me at <!-- e --><a href="mailto[email protected]">mailto[email protected]</a><!-- e -->...later

Welcome to this edition of getting to know your family and friends. Change all of the answers so that they
apply to you. The theory is that you'll learn a lot of little known facts about your friends ...have fun!


1. What time do you wake up in the morning? on days i have to work: 11:30. on days i don't: 2pm

2. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be? herb ritts

3.Gold or silver? silver

4.What was the last film you saw at the cinema? The Recruit
5. Favorite TV show? Drama - Six Feet Under Comedy - Seinfeld Cartoon: The Critic

6.What do you have for breakfast? nothing, i am usually not awake for it. if someone cooks: pancakes & bacon or french toast & sausage with OJ. If i'm cooking: toast

7.What would you hate to be left in a room with? a radio that only plays pop music

8. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? i can

9.What inspires you? People who either a)maximize their god given ability or
b)draw the short straw in life but don't bitch and moan and do the best they
can.

10. What is your middle name? illyse

11. Beach, city or country? city

12. Summer or winter? neither, spring

13. Favorite ice cream? ben & jerry's fudge caramel swirl

14. Buttered, plain or salted popcorn? salted

15. Favorite color? Black

16.Favorite car? 1970 blue chevelle with a white convertible top & white interior & white racing stripe

17. Favorite sandwich? real turkey with american cheese, lettuce & french dressing on a keyser from a diner

18.True Love? what is that?

19.What characteristics do you despise? being two-faced

20. If you had a big win in the lottery, how long would you wait to tell people? never tell

21.Fizzy or still water? still

22.What color is your bathroom? mauve

23. How many keys on your key ring? probably 10 with all my car keys, i can't find them right now. 2 on my set that i grab when i'm not driving.

24.Where would you retire? stay here in the city, if i can't move to australia

25.Can you juggle?No

26. Favorite day of the week? friday

27. Red or white wine? neither

28. What did you do for your last birthday? dinner with friends up the block & a cookie puss for dessert. saw david bowie!!

30: Where did you travel last? Mont Sutton, Quebec

31: What was the last film you rented? Undercover Brother (on recommendation)

32:Least favorite TV show? any reality show

33: Favorite music? hard rock, but i haven't heard anything good lately, so i've switched over to hip hop for now

34: What famous people do you share your b-day with? ringo starr.

35: Favorite book? A Clockwork Orange

I just felt like saying that.

Carry on.

After giving or receiving oral, do you want to or would you because of love or whatever other reason, kiss your partner? Or is that just something that you don't do?