ain't that the way


i love you
and you love me
and ain't that the way
it's supposed to be?

i swing my stick legs 'round at the root
and pile drive each foot into a platform boot
and i'm up and i'm out
cuz i'm bouncing off the walls
and i come when i'm called
and you called

i got a super-cute three-piece suit
one piece for your body
one piece for your smile
one more little piece
if you stay a while

i gotta beeline double time
leave my home sweet home for your honeycomb
then i show up steady, ready and proud
and i find i've forgotten how to talk out loud

isn't it just like you
to bring me to my knees
in my brand new stockings
while the cat is out with my tongue
isn't it just like you
to bring me to my knees
in my brand new stockings
love makes me feel so dumb

One of the best shows on tv even after all these years. What are some of your favorite epsiodes, Homer quotes, favorite characters?

this is a great website that i have enjoyed for months.
steak and cheese

I'm just sick of dealing with idiots. Natural selection should have disposed of these people long ago. I can't understand how any adult can get by with less knowledge than I had in the first grade, with no common sense, without any capacity for logic and reason...it's sickening to me. How can anyone be blessed with a tool as strong as the human brain, and not make use of it? And why do people not only think of it as a burden, but as some form of crime, to actually use that brain?

Or am I wrong?

how the fuck is it that today is the first time i see this forum
am i the red headed step child
i feel so lonely
and you are all to blame


whew that feels better



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I routinely keep a bottle of seltzer in my car. Now, from time to time, when it's very cold, I've noticed that before I open the bottle on a cold day, it will be sloshing around clear and fully in a liquid state. However, when I open it, within 2 seconds, it will turn to slush from top to bottom. It's actually really cool to watch, but I don't understand the physics of this. I do recall that water can exist in all three of it's natural states (liquid, solid and gas) at a certain temperature, but that's a very slight remembrance from high school.

Can any of you eggheads ‘splain it to me or direct me to a website that answers these questions?



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- Torrie Wilson’s Playboy pictorial is due to be released in stores near the end of March, just before WrestleMania. Wilson of course will be the cover girl for the issue. WWE has already started talking about the issue, as they were teasing about it last night at the SmackDown tapings.

- The overall attitude with Steve Austin backstage at RAW Monday night was good. It has been reported that there was some heat and bitter feelings between some guys and Austin, as some still hold grudges from the way he left WWE previously. However, most feel that Austin was just frustrated with the writing team and has moved past that and feel that Austin will offer a lot of help with the television ratings, attendance, and more in WWE.

- After Armageddon, there were some high influencing people who tried to "bury" Edge as a main eventer, especially after his rematch with A-Train by saying that he was punching and kicking too much even though Edge was told beforehand to wrestle like that because it was a grudge match. Edge's status is said to be fine now because he has since worked some good matches with Team Angle.

- Many feel that the reason that Triple H keeps getting injured is because he has virtually became too big for his body. Your body can only take so much muscle mass and has to be in proportion or your body starts to work against itself. Industry sources have said that WWE will probably instruct Triple H to lighten up in the gym, to keep him healthier in the long run. This seeming to not be that easy considering Triple H is big on fitness.

- There was a recent internet report a few weeks ago about the Rock possibly retiring from WWE. Apparently, the real story is that the Rock is greatly planning on reducing his involvement in WWE for the next few years but he hopes to return sometime in the future in a full-time capacity when he isn't as popular in Hollywood. In regard to him purchasing the rights to "The Rock" trademark, WWE sources report that no such deal exists though there have been talks in the past with nothing finalized. The Rock is currently scheduled to work from February through to April, but could stay longer if his upcoming movie role doesn't pan out.

- As reported before, when negotiations between WWE and Goldberg go extensively underway, the company was insisting to Goldberg that he wrestle at least 10 shows per month. Goldberg reportedly countered by saying he would do the originally talked about two PPV deal (Wrestlemania, Backlash) before taking some time off and returning six months later, presumably at Survivor Series. This wasn't to WWE's liking and because of it, negotiations are now at a standstill and sources report that it is unlikely anything will get done in time for Wrestlemania 19.

- The tenative lineup for Wrestlemania 19 as it stands now is for Steve Austin to return to face the Rock, Vince McMahon to wrestle Hulk Hogan, Kurt Angle to take on Brock Lesnar and Chris Jericho to wrestle Shawn Michaels. Austin has started the program with the Rock in the latest Raw Magazine, specifically alluding to the Rock's anti-Austin interview which happened soon after Austin walked out.

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1. Nobody likes Tom Waits. People just say they do because they think it makes them sound hip and intellectual.

2. Say what you want about Cheap Trick, "Surrender" is still a cool song.

3. The Donnas are the Ramones without the sense of humor or irony.

4. Women only say they like Janis Joplin because they think it makes them seem rebellious. None of them actually own a Joplin CD.

5. The last 10 years of country and western is really just pop music with a twangy accent.

6. For the record, Billy Joel sucks! He write pablum puking crap pop music.

7. Sting,Bono,and Streisand have all made the same mistake. They think fame equals intelligence.

8. If Kylie,Britney,Madonna,Shania,and Gwen didnt have great bodies they would be waiting tables.

9. Elvis Costello is the best rock lyricist ever. period.

10. QOTSA couldn't get arrested before Dave Grohl, and now that he is gone will return to that status.

11. Punk ended 15 years ago. let it go.posers!

12. Run DMC's "King of Rock", was the pinnacle of rap.

13. If it wasnt for mullet headed jersey teens and thier like there would be no heavy metal. You hate your parents and are bored, we get it.

14.If you are in a bar and play any track from "Bat Out of Hell" on the jukebox you are a fucking loser and should be beaten to death with your own limbs.

15. Same is true if you yell, "get fucked, get laid!!" when listening to "Mony Mony" by Tommy James and the Shondells.

16. Forget the age and the crappy new music, Springsteen and the Stones are still give the best arena shows.

17. WFUV is New York's best music station by far.

18. Anyone who thinks Eddie Van Halen belongs in a list of the top 20 guitar players knows nothing about guitars or how to play them.

19. Prince is the best studio producer ever.

20. Phish sucks.

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I guess she was on one of those FUCK MY FAT SLOPPY TITS websites. She fucking horrendous. Anyone who paid to see this fat bitch naked should kill themselves.