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  That wacky michael jackson - the funny train rides on... choo choo!!!
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 02-12-2003, 07:35 AM - Forum: Entertainment Unlimited - Replies (27)

Remember back in 1993 when jacko was first accused of molesting a young boy. Then he ended up paying around 25 million to keep it quiet. Well that 25 million didn't last past a decade cause the affidavit (testimony) given by the then 13 year old boy has now leaked out and is available for all to see on thesmokinggun.com

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This is pure sickness yet classic, where else can you read something like...

"...Michael Jackson put his tounge in my mouth. I told him I did not like that. Michael Jackson started crying..."

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  this forum needs..........
Posted by: Arpikarhu - 02-12-2003, 04:19 AM - Forum: The Stoner Forum - Replies (29)

a thread about me! hi!! :lookatme:

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  The retard needs help - computer all effed up
Posted by: Kingpin - 02-12-2003, 02:17 AM - Forum: Über Geek Zone - Replies (7)

My wife needed to get into WORD today. Wouldn't work. Locked up the computer. Pressed alt ctrl del and up popped a window system resources dangerously low. Scanned with Nortons, same shit. Computer is slow as shit and I need Word to work. Any ideas. Tried GoBack. No good on that

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  Have you bought your plastic sheets and duct tape? - Are you ready?
Posted by: OAS - 02-12-2003, 01:10 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (59)

An interesting twist today in the upcoming war with Iraq. As I have mentioned on occasion in the past, always make sure you are reading between the lines. Powell announced to Congress that a tape with a message from Osama was going to be broadcast on al Jeezera tonight. This is the first time we knew about the tape before al Jeezera aknowledged having it. In the tape, bin Laden supports Iraq and claims to be working with Iraq. He calls for the typical jihad against America, yada yada.

So two scenarios exist. One, we fabricated the tape to further our efforts to sway world opinion. Not as unlikely as you may think. But I don’t believe our position is that weak that we would do that. We could and we have fabricated accusations in the past to support our war mongering ways.

The second scenario should scare the Hell out of you. The tape is real. Osama is giving the US credibility to garner support for a war. I mean wouldn’t opinion of the world sway in our favor once the world learns that Osama admits Iraq is working with al Quiada? Why would Osama speak up now when world opinion is so strong against US action in Iraq?

Osama wants a war. He wants to prove that the US is out to destroy Arabs and Muslims. What does he have up his sleeve? What horrific retaliation will occur against Americans for attacking Iraq? Why has the terror alert level been raised recently with an emphasis on notifications to NYPD to be vigilant for a chemical/bio attack in the city subways and tunnels?

Are you ready? Are you prepared? Have you bought your plastic sheeting and duct tape to seal your house from a chemical attack? Come on, life can't always be shits and giggles. God bless America.

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  You think you know me?
Posted by: Keyser Soze - 02-11-2003, 09:37 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (271)

I think we did this thread back when the board first opened. Its just past our one year aniversary and by now you should know a bit more about each other. So here's your chance to prove how much you *think* you know about each other.

Here's how it works. You post something or things you know about the person above you. It can be what you think about them, description of what their personality is, or just some useless bit of trivia about that person.

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  Straight out of South Park - It's Operation Human Shield
Posted by: Galt - 02-11-2003, 08:27 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (20)

So I cut and paste. I don't care. It's fricken funny.

Yahoo story

Quote:Iraq Grants Anti-War 'Human Shields' Entry Visas
Tue Feb 11, 9:40 AM ET


ANKARA (Reuters) - A group of around 50 Western anti-war activists received visas Tuesday to enter Iraq where they plan to form "human shields" in an effort to deter a possible U.S.-led attack on the Arab state.


The volunteers said at an impromptu news conference in the Turkish capital they hoped their presence and the possibility of Western casualties would encourage U.S. political leaders and military planners to re-think any plans to bomb Baghdad for its alleged development of weapons of mass destruction.


"I am an American human shield on this trip to Baghdad to try and stop this war," said volunteer John Rosse.


"I ask American troops headed here...not to come, they have no business being here. They do not make good ambassadors. They are here to kill, murder, devastate the civilian population of Iraq. That is not an American thing to do."


The group is traveling across Turkey in a convoy, including a red double-decker bus, that is expected to cross into Syria on Wednesday before entering Iraq. The volunteers left London late last month and headed overland across Europe.


On arriving in Iraq, they plan to disperse to populated areas of Baghdad and other parts of the country. Critics have said they are naively playing into Iraqi President Saddam Hussein (news - web sites)'s hands.


Turkey last week deported Ken Nichols, a former U.S. marine who helped organize the "human shields" campaign, after he tried to enter the country using documents describing himself as a "citizen of the world."


Edward Cranswick, a seismologist who works for the U.S. government, said he wanted to raise awareness among Americans.


"I believe I am doing a small bit to raise attention, particularly (among) the American public...I want to be a human being alongside the Iraqis and that will get the attention of Americans," he said.

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  Mega Millions Up To 125 Million
Posted by: Keyser Soze - 02-11-2003, 07:58 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (19)

you know someone undeserving will win it too. its always some established business man or some 80 year old blue hair that will kick off in a few months and leave it all to some brat kid.

some people at work pooled their money and bought a ton of tickets. i wasnt here for it. watch them all win it and quit and move to hawaii while i'm stuck working here like a schmuck.

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  who did it??????
Posted by: Arpikarhu - 02-11-2003, 07:14 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (99)

i fucked 3 of you and made out with 5 of you this week and now i have a cold. who gave it to me?? you know who you are. fessup!!

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  songs that make you wanna kill people
Posted by: The Sleeper - 02-11-2003, 04:23 PM - Forum: Noise Pollution - Replies (23)

in a good way..

Converge - concubine
Orchid - weekend at the fire academy
Minor Threat - Screaming at a Wall
Daughters - everything
Dillinger Escape Plan - The Mullet Burden
Refused - New Noise
As the Sun Sets - Sweet Merciful Crap
You and I - Brock landers and the mustang cake
Boy Sets Fire - After the Eulogy

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  Oscar Nominees
Posted by: Teenweek - 02-11-2003, 03:02 PM - Forum: Entertainment Unlimited - Replies (49)

1. Best Picture: "Chicago," "Gangs of New York," "The Hours," "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers," "The Pianist."

2. Actor: Adrien Brody, "The Pianist"; Nicolas Cage, "Adaptation"; Michael Caine, "The Quiet American"; Daniel Day-Lewis, "Gangs of New York"; Jack Nicholson, "About Schmidt."

3. Actress: Salma Hayek, "Frida"; Nicole Kidman, "The Hours"; Diane Lane, "Unfaithful"; Julianne Moore, "Far from Heaven"; Renee Zellweger, "Chicago."

4. Supporting Actor: Chris Cooper, "Adaptation"; Ed Harris, "The Hours"; Paul Newman, "Road to Perdition"; John C. Reilly, "Chicago"; Christopher Walken, "Catch Me If You Can."

5. Supporting Actress: Kathy Bates, "About Schmidt"; Julianne Moore, "The Hours"; Queen Latifah, "Chicago"; Meryl Streep, "Adaptation"; Catherine Zeta-Jones, "Chicago."

6. Director: Rob Marshall, "Chicago"; Martin Scorsese, "Gangs of New York"; Stephen Daldry, "The Hours"; Roman Polanski, "The Pianist"; Pedro Almodovar, "Talk to Her."

7. Foreign Film: "El Crimen del Padre Amaro," Mexico; "Hero," People's Republic of China; "The Man Without a Past," Finland; "Nowhere in Africa," Germany; "Zus & Zo," The Netherlands.

8. Adapted Screenplay: Peter Hedges and Chris Weitz and Paul Weitz, "About a Boy"; Charlie Kaufman and Donald Kaufman, "Adaptation"; Bill Condon, "Chicago"; David Hare, "The Hours"; Ronald Harwood, "The Pianist."

9. Original Screenplay: Todd Haynes, "Far From Heaven"; Jay Cocks and Steve Zaillian and Kenneth Lonergan, "Gangs of New York"; Nia Vardalos, "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"; Pedro Almodovar, "Talk to Her"; Carlos Cuaron and Alfonso Cuaron, "Y Tu Mama Tambien."

10. Animated feature film: "Ice Age"; "Lilo & Stitch"; "Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron"; "Spirited Away"; "Treasure Planet."

11. Art Direction: "Chicago," "Frida," "Gangs of New York," "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers," "Road to Perdition."

12. Cinematography: "Chicago," "Far From Heaven," "Gangs of New York," "The Pianist," "Road to Perdition."

13. Sound: "Chicago," "Gangs of New York," "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers," "Road to Perdition," "Spider-Man."

14. Sound Editing: "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers," "Minority Report," "Road to Perdition."

15. Original Score: "Catch Me If You Can," John Williams; "Far From Heaven," Elmer Bernstein; "Frida," Elliot Goldenthal; "The Hours," Philip Glass; "Road to Perdition," Thomas Newman.

16. Original Song: "Burn It Blue" from "Frida," Elliot Goldenthal and Julie Taymor; "Father and Daughter" from "The Wild Thornberrys Movie," Paul Simon; "The Hands That Built America" from "Gangs of New York," Bono, The Edge, Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen; "I Move On" from "Chicago," John Kander and Fred Ebb; "Lose Yourself" from "8 Mile," Eminem, Jeff Bass and Luis Resto.

17. Costume: "Chicago," "Frida," "Gangs of New York," "The Hours," "The Pianist."

18. Documentary Feature: "Bowling for Columbine," "Daughter from Danang," "Prisoner of Paradise," "Spellbound," "Winged Migration."

19. Documentary (short subject): "The Collector of Bedford Street," "Mighty Times: The Legacy of Rosa Parks," "Twin Towers," "Why Can't We Be a Family Again?"

20. Film Editing: "Chicago," "Gangs of New York," "The Hours," "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers," "The Pianist."

21. Makeup: "Frida," "The Time Machine."

22. Animated Short Film: "The Cathedral," "The ChubbChubbs!," "Das Rad," "Mike's New Car," "Mt. Head."

23. Live Action Short Film: "Fait D'Hiver," "I'll Wait for the Next One (J'Attendrai Le Suivant)," "Inja (Dog)," "Johnny Flynton," "This Charming Man (Der Er En Yndig Mand)."

24. Visual Effects: "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers," "Spider-Man," "Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones."


Academy Award winner previously announced this year: Honorary Award (Oscar statuette): Peter O'Toole.

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