welcome to my house:

I was in this restaurant the other night and I asked this little chink waiter if I could have something to eat my noodles with. So the fucking guy reaches down on the table and hands me two little sticks. So I grabs one of them and jab it into his fucking eyeball and I screams, "NOW GO GET ME A FORK YOU FUCKING GOOK!!!" He did.

from danked.


Think he'll find me here?

from danked.


Think he'll find me here?

I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my
mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful
and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made me feel
uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So
I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was
to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't
overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants
to make love to me just once..

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said,
I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just
watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a
moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and
stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in
his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed
our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family.




Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.

Here you go Loona. :thumbs-up:

Any sightings?
casts of foot prints,

lets go in search of,
this elusive creature.

Scenario 1:
Bischoff sees the dislike of Austin by McMahon. In wanting to shake things up on Raw as a last ditch effort, Austin is brought back in as Bischoff's personal friend. Austin becomes the power and force behind Bischoff and helps him to fight off the McMahons. Shane and Austin get a match at No Way Out to decide who gets to be the GM of Raw with Austin fighting for Bischoff..

Scenario 2:
Bischoff loses and Shane becomes the New GM of Raw. As a first order of business, he brings back Austin and establishes himself as a baby face that wants to do what the fans want, not as a heel like Bischoff. Austin's first opponent is the former chief of staff, Morley.

Scenario 3:
Austin shows up at the Rumble.

Holy fucking grinding halt!!!


There hasn't been a post in the pit since 4:07am???



Are you all alive over there? :poke:

World Championship Match
Triple H vs. Scott Steiner
Winner: Steiner by DQ probably by both Ric Flair and Batista. This feud just started.

WWE Championship Match
Kurt Angle vs. Chris Benoit
Winner: Kurt ANgle wiht help from Team Angle.

Winner Goes Through To Royal Rumble
Brock Lesnar vs. The Big Show
Winner: Brock Lesnar

Dawn Marie vs. Torrie Wilson
Winner: Torrie Wilson in I hope the shortest match in WWE history

Dudleys vs Storm and Regal
Winner: New champs the DUdleys

30 Man Royal Rumble Match
15 Raw & 15 Smackdown Superstars
Winner: I think the last 3 come down to HBK, Jericho and Brock Lesnar. In the obvious choice, Borck Lesnar wins. If Stone Cold came back last night and entered I would have picked him. Jericho and HBK will both look good but Brock Lesnar wins to set up his match with Angle at Wrestlemania.



Edited By Teenweek on 1042815663