1. He can walk around with a Lantern and go as a Lawn Jockey.

This is just wrong, I have no words for how sad this is.

Quote:Tyson says he may fight against woman 22 minutes ago


STRONGSVILLE, Ohio - Mike Tyson says he may include bouts with women on his next tour, and mentioned professional boxer Ann Wolfe, who is 21-1 with 15 knockouts.



"She's such a prominent, dominant woman in the boxing field," Tyson said. When asked if he was joking about fighting women, Tyson said, "I'm very serious."

Russ Young, a promoter for Wolfe, said such a bout will never happen.

"That's the first we've heard of it," Young said. "No state would sanction that. She would be outweighed by 60 to 70 pounds. Ann would never entertain the idea."

The 40-year-old former heavyweight champ launches "Mike Tyson's World Tour" on Friday in Youngstown, Ohio.

Tyson said the tour was meant to be fun and raise money for charity.

"It's all fun. I'm not Mike Tyson," he said, referring to the fierce boxer whose career was upended by a prison term. "I'm not 20 years old. I'm not going to smash anybody. I'm not going to talk about smashing anybody's brains. You're not going to see that guy no more."

At the press conference, Tyson posed for photos with fans, signed autographs and campaigned for Maryland U.S. Senate candidate Michael Steele.

Tyson, wearing a white and blue Steele for U.S. Senate T-shirt, said he used to believe black Republicans were "sellouts." But Tyson said he changed his mind after researching the Maryland lieutenant governor.

"We have to open our eyes more," Tyson said, as he pointed to his T-shirt.

His recent years have been marked by embarrassing fights — inside and out of the ring — and staggering debt. Tyson last fought in June 2005, losing to the unheralded Kevin McBride.

He will return to the ring Friday at the 6,000-seat Chevrolet Centre in Youngstown for a pay-per-view event against former sparring partner Corey "T-Rex" Sanders.

Tyson had said he was finished with boxing after his bout with McBride, which he quit after six rounds.

The man who vowed to eat Lennox Lewis' children and bit off a piece of Evander Holyfield's ear has said he's in no mood for a comeback.

He recently trained in a makeshift ring at a Las Vegas hotel.

Tyson shot to fame by knocking out Trevor Berbick in 1986 to become the youngest heavyweight champion in history at age 20. He was knocked out by James "Buster" Douglas in 1990 and lost his world heavyweight title. He later served prison time for rape, returned to fighting and infamously bit Holyfield's ear in a 1997 fight.

I am going old school Froy style,
and adopting Marbles,
she needs protection from Luna's attacks....

I'll be her wingman.

I am going old school Froy style,
and adopting Marbles,
she needs protection from Luna's attacks....

I'll be her wingman.

The newest registered user is Bella



think she'll turn out to be lunch worthy?

I have my Ipod now!!!

and I got a 25 dollar discount cause some spic gave away the ending of the departed after I asked him to shut the fuck up, cause I hadn't seen it yet. El guapo gave me a "psssh" and kept on keepin on and the I raised the ruckus.

I also got the little car adapter thingy, its pretty nice, plus it cradles the ipod so I can caress it while I drive.

I tried to get them to throw in the arm band case for when I work out but the nig made me pay for it.

I spent like 5 hours trying to fuckin figure shit out though. All of my songs are a fuckin mess, half of them didnt have any artist names, most werent even fuckin labeled. But I got about 2,000 songs on it and also downloaded a bunch of TV stuff. I put the 1st season of the office on the ipod, since I never saw it, I can watch those on the treadmill or something, kills time.

I gotta admit I was still hesitant yesterday cause its pretty expensive but its really worth it.

by the way, matt damon gives jack nicholson a cleveland steamer at the end!

wow

Of the album covers when you refresh the forums page, isn't doing a very good job. this kind of shit would never happen at .NET, right goaty!!

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2628162

Quote:Report: Piniella agrees to manage Cubs




CHICAGO -- Lou Piniella apparently will take his fiery brand of managing to "the Windy City."

Chicago radio station ESPN 1000 reported Monday that the Chicago Cubs have agreed to a three-year deal with Piniella.

Financial terms have not been finalized, but the radio station is reporting that Piniella will receive approximately $3 million annually. The Cubs officially will announce the hiring of Piniella on Tuesday at Wrigley Field.

Piniella, 63, faces a difficult task in turning around a Cubs franchise which posted a 66-96 record in 2006 and has reached the postseason just twice in the last 17 years.

The subject of numerous recent rumors, Piniella owns a career record of 1,519-1,420 in 19 seasons with the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, the Seattle Mariners, the Cincinnati Reds and the New York York Yankees. He guided the Reds to a World Series championship in 1990 and twice was named American League Manager of the Year while with the Mariners.

On Friday, Piniella took himself out of the running for the San Francisco Giants' opening. He has also spoken to the Washington Nationals and Texas Rangers, although he said the Washington job is not an ideal fit.

Piniella, 63, has been working in television since parting ways with the Tampa Bay Devil Rays after the 2005 season following three difficult years as manager.

The Cubs chose not to bring back manager Dusty Baker when his contract expired.

It wasn't until about a half hour ago that our boss reminded us it's bosses day. It wasn't tough pretending we were sorry because the next hour consisted of us gathering unique presents from folks in the office.

He was presented with expired coupons, a hotball, a paper pirate hat and the best gift of all was from me. I know it was the best gift because it got the most laughs and the most attention.




if you'd like you could save this image, MS Paint Mark's name out and write your bosses name in.