let's ignore Johnny Hindenburg's petulant silliness and have us some fun, old school style!!!!!

Goatweed, you start since I am not really sure what i meant by that last bit.


ok, GO!

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pretty cool thing i saw in the paper today for when i get a video ipod:

In one touch iRecord™ allows you to record your favorite movies or TV shows directly to your iPod® or PSP®(PlayStation®Portable) without the hassle of a computer involved in-between. iRecord™ is a Personal Media Recorder that records video and audio data onto USB mass storage devices, including the Apple iPod and Sony PlayStation® Hook up your iRecord™ to a DVD player, VCR, TV, STB or any other analog video source, press iRecord’s record button and your favorite show will record directly to your iPod or PSP®. You can now playback the recorded contents on your favorite portable media player with no other steps involved.

iRecord™ uses state of the art patent-pending compression techniques to give you 3 hours of video/audio recording per Gigabyte of storage. It uses H.264/AVC for video encoding and AAC for audio encoding. Music only recording is supported by MP3 audio compression to be compatible with a wide variety of MP3 players.


if its already been mentioned i blame the influx of weirdos from the doors board making too many nonsensical posts so its hard to weed out worthy information.

Well?

Remember when we met,
and you introduced me to Joey Fatone,

that was so cool,
I remember that.

what's the 'n' stand for?

Til we get the Arpi for mod campaign?

It is my mission here to make the top 10 posters (by post count) on the front page.

I think I can easily whipe out Hey Ladi in a short amount of time. Then I just may rub out (<--HA HA!) KensPen , too.

Is there anybody out there that is not on the list that would like to make it interesting? C'mon, let's post.

Look out KensPen, you're going down. This means YOU.

I have seen tons of other people create vanity threads and I always wanted one myself but never knew how to go about it but I've decided it's time for me to finally come out of my shell. I have plenty of shit to say and I will when I good and well feel like it but for now I would like to just let you peasants know that there is a lot of good internet porn out there these days and I'm a big fan. I have quite a few favorites that I've been myself off to many, many times, but I would just like to briefly list 3 exceptional porn bitches that Next Best Thing is super-duper fond of.

1) Cheyenne Silver - I think Cheyenne has hung up her gloves or some shit but when she was in her prime, before the titty-job, she was in a class by herself. This was one of the few holes on the planet who could look sweet and innocent even if she had a 14 inch long nigger cock stuffed all the way up her cornhole. That, my friends, is God-given talent.

2) Carly Moore - I think this bitch is from Canada. Desite this, she does great point-of-view blowjob scenes and is not bashful about allowing these free porn sites from getting their hands on 20 or 30 second long, explicit scenes which almost invariably include money shots. Carly is big and blonde and doesn't wear too much makeup. I bow to her greatness.

3) Simi/Arwyn - This is one of those relative newcomer dumb as a mule Eastern European bitches. Enormous tits. The one drawback is I haven't been able to locate any degrading anal scenes. Give her time, she may blossom into a big-name star. You heard it here first.

Tomorrow I will discuss sports with either you people or myself. Two other things. I don't lie homosexual males, and I don't care what other me think of me.

i went to serve a paper in the bronx today. when i first got to the building, i noticed there was no directory or anyway for me to contact the person i was trying to serve so i had to wait for someone to leave or enter to get into the building. after 5 minutes, this little old lady finally shows up and lets me in. i go up to the second floor and knock on the apartment door of the fellow i was supposed to serve, i did not receive an answer and there was no name on the door. i really try not to make more than one trip to the same address, if i can help it, so i tried to confirm or deny if this guy was living here. i first checked the mailboxes, ofcourse there are no names on any of them and then i went looking for the super. i couldn't find him until a nice young lady got out of the elevator and told me the super had an office in the back of the buidling, i had to walk through a door to get to it. i go out back and knock on the supers door, of course he's not there. i then try and get back into the buidling and the fucking doors locked. now i'm stuck in this fucking shithole backyard banging on the motherfucking door and no one will come and open it. i yelling to the people in the apt's to please come open the door for me but none of those lazy jobless mother fuckers come down to help a poor white boy out. finally after 20 minutes, a nice young man comes to the door and lets me back in the buidling. i finallly get out of the fucking shithole and get back to my car.


as i get into my car the phone starts ringing, it's one of the girls from my office, she's asking me about a paper, as i'm speaking with her, i ask myself "why am i holding the phone", i always have my bluetoothe earpiece turned on and hanging from the power cord going to my phone, so i never hear the phone ring, i always just call back when i notice someone has called me. i look around for it after i hang up and i can't find it anywhere, maybe it fell under the seat orsomething, no big deal. now i'm off and driving the car, i turn on the radio and all i hear is static, so i go to turn on my xm radio, i look down at the space where it usually is and all i see are some wires, some mother fucking scummy XXXXXX, stole my fucking radio and earpiece and my fucking map of westchester. i was so fucking pissed, i felt like i had been raped. i have never had anything stolen from me before, it was very upsetting.


the moral f this story is, don't leave your car unlocked if you're going to be stuck in some buidling in the bronx for half an hour.

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