occasionaly throughout the year, i would browse a catalog and mark it if i saw a good present for someone. just got all the catalogs and did all of my x-mas shopping on the net in 5 minutes!!!!! this new fangled internet thing might be here to stay!

Anyone else come up with the stupidest games to play when you were drunk with your friends?

One that I have told many of you about was "cum on a cracker" Which is basically taking a big plate and putting a cracker in the middle of it. You get however many guys are there and you have a circle jerk. Last guy left has to eat the cracker and any fluids on and around the cracker.

Then there was a version of the pepsi challange. This game was easy cause all you needed was some filthy skank. You got a used tampon and 2 or 3 unused ones. You'd dip the unused ones in fruit punch or whatever (incase they could make something out through the blindfold it looked "stained". Then they'd have to pick one and put it in their mouth and suck it.

We had so much fun...

Someone explain this one to me.

My balls itch but that's not the thing thats got me stumped. The shaft of my cock feels like it's all cut up yet there are no cuts or sores on it, yet it's really sore and stings when I grab the shaft. What the fuck is up with that man?

after 4 weeks of 8 till midnights my new show is finally opening tonight. it had better be a fucking hit! everybody go out and buy tickets. NOW!!!!!

Quote:We then went live for this week's show, when bagpipe music hit. Rowdy Roddy Piper came to the ring. Piper said he asked the NWA if he could come out and say something, and that nobody knew he was coming tonight in advance. Piper said NWA:TNA was the only place in wrestling that Vince Russo hadn't killed. He said Vince Russo failed to become a wrestler, so that is why he writes "Sports Entertainment". Piper said Russo got everything he wanted, except he still didn't have any talent. Piper said Russo dared someone to challenge him, and that his challenge has just been answered. Piper said a scared kid once had a dream of being a wrestler. Piper pulled out his book, and said he had a dream, and opened to a picture of his family, saying that was his real dream. Piper said Russo was a writer, and then asked who wrote Owen Hart's death. He said suspending Owen above the ring wasn't wrestling, and then accused Russo of never calling Hart's family to see how they were doing. Piper then took off his jacket, revealing a shirt with the names of wrestlers that passed away. Piper then said he was there because wrestling was supposed to be about entertaining fans in the ring.

Vince Russo came into the ring from the crowd, and tried to sneak up on Piper, but Piper backed him into the corner. Piper got right in his face, and asked him if he killed Owen Hart. He then asked Russo how he could take WCW and send it $80 million into the hole. Russo and Piper argued over holding the mic, with Russo saying he would respond if he let him hold the mic. Piper wouldn't, telling Russo that while his time in the ring was over, Russo was also a dinosaur, and needed to go. The Harris Brothers came to the ring, and muscled Russo from the ring. Piper told Russo you never throw rocks at a man with a machine gun. The Harris Brothers took Russo from the ring and sent him back out through the crowd. Piper then plugged his upcoming shoot interview, and left, thanking NWA for giving him the time to talk to the people. He said he was heading to the back to talk to the young talent.


Wildcat Chris Harris came to the ring for his match, but Vince Russo ran out and took the mic. Russo told Harris he respected him, he just wanted to say something. Russo said he would have ripped on Piper, but he didn't want to be sued for defamation of character. Russo said Piper would go straight to Hell for using Owen Hart's name to sell his book. Russo said the NWA doesn't care about the fans. Russo ripped on Jeremy Borash for hyping the crowd up, and he gave Russo the finger. Russo said the fans wanted violence, language, nudity and sex. He said today was the birth of Sports Entertainment Xtreme (SEX). Russo said he was going to give the people what they want. Russo pointed out that every week he sees signs in the crowd for Athena (ring girl who works as a valet on the indy scene). Russo called Athena into the ring. Russo asked Athena how she likes seeing all the signs in the crowd for her, but didn't let her respond. Russo said this show was TNA, and told her to whip out her breasts. When she wouldn't, Russo berated her with a ton of vulgarity. She slapped Russo, and Russo pulled her by the hair in the corner and continued to berate her. Russo slapped her in the corner. The Harris brothers came to the ring, and Athena tripped Vince Russo for a five second catfight. The Harris brothers pulled Athena off Russo, and seemed amused by the whole thing. Russo then asked the Harris brothers if they would tell everyone the truth. One of the brothers took the mic, and said he had been with the company since day one, and that he was sick of the "old man in the ivory tower" in the back. He said that they would do whatever they want now, and that they couldn't be fired because they were with Vince Russo. Then Russo had them H Bomb Athena twice. Security cleared the ring.

Quote:December 3, 2002
Story By: Matt Boone
The latest rumor making the rounds is that WWE is attempting to get basically every superstar who ever appeared on RAW to come back for the 10th anniversary show next month. If the reports earlier in the month about crowd reaction having a lot to do with how Vince McMahon promotes his company, it would be interesting to see if any "familiar faces" at the 10th anniversary show stick around for longer than the one-shot deal.
WWE was going to promote this show as the 500th episode of RAW, but Monday Night Football did that last month. So, WWE decided to go the 10th anniversary route. Originally, the date was believed to be in late December, but on the RAW retro website, when you vote for your favorite RAW moment, it says tune in on January 14th to see if your favorite moment was choosen. Pretty interesting date as January 14th falls on a Tuesday.

snow let it snow let it snow.

Stay safe and warm kiddies :lookatme: :banana: :lookatme: :banana:

The complete ballot (*-first time eligible; #-final year on ballot; %-percentage of the vote last year):

Bert Blyleven (26.27%)
Brett Butler*
Gary Carter (72.67%)
Vince Coleman*
Dave Concepcion (11.86%)
Darren Daulton*
Mark Davis*
Andre Dawson (45.34%)
Sid Fernandez*
Steve Garvey (28.39%)
Rich Gossage (43.01%)
Keith Hernandez (6.14%)
Rick Honeycutt*
Danny Jackson*
Tommy John (26.91%)
Jim Kaat# (23.09%)
Darryl Kile*
Don Mattingly (20.34%)
Jack Morris (20.55%)
Dale Murphy (14.83%)
Eddie Murray*
Dave Parker (13.98%)
Tony Pena*
Jim Rice (55.08%)
Ryne Sandberg*
Lee Smith*
Bruce Sutter (50.42%)
Danny Tartabull*
Mickey Tettleton*
Alan Trammell (15.68%)
Fernando Valenzuela*
Mitch Williams*
Todd Worrell*

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* Ballots sent out to 400+ BBWAA eligible writers/voters.

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* to be eligible, a player must be retired 5 years, with rare exceptions like Kile this year.

* you stay on the ballot for 15 years, unless you (i) get voted in, or (ii) fall under 5% in the voting.

So...who goes in?

Ron and Fez invited me to come down to represent the Capo's, a bunch of dorks like myself trying to keep them in New York. Maybe i'll be on air, maybe not. Thought i'd mention to listen in case I do get on.

Best shit ever!