I've just come from the hospital. Watching my girlfriends' mother slowly succumb to this disease. It's bad enough her father was close to death because of cancer. Now it has taken her mother. It took my uncle around this time last year and it almost killed my mother too. Thankfully she beat it and is recovering. Aside from this FU I also want to say thank you to my friends for the support over the past few months. I didn't get the chance to say goodbye to my girlfriends mom. Gang, take the opportunity tonight or today to hug someone close to you, tell them you love them, and let the stupid shit slide. And that's it.....

stickysituation2: have you ever masturbaed without using your hands?
stickysituation2: ive found the perfect technique thats way better than using your hand
The Clear Stuff: what?
*** Auto-response sent to The Clear Stuff: I am currently away from the computer.
The Clear Stuff: how is it possible?
stickysituation2: get a towel
stickysituation2: wrap it around
stickysituation2: simulate as a vagina
stickysituation2: and bang away
stickysituation2: and you dont have to worry about getting a tissue
stickysituation2: its a win-win situation all around
The Clear Stuff: does it feel like a real vagina?
stickysituation2: nah
stickysituation2: but its way better than normal masturbation
stickysituation2: because it stimulates the head of the penis way more
The Clear Stuff: what do you do with the towel?
stickysituation2: wash the Hell out of it
stickysituation2: i wash it in the laundry seperate from everything else
stickysituation2: and only use it for that specific purpose
The Clear Stuff: sounds risky
stickysituation2: i guess you can use several layers of toilet paper
stickysituation2: but i dont think itll feel as good
The Clear Stuff: you should post this convo on cdih
stickysituation2: done

Anyone have any better ideas?

i think i need a new status...but im way to fucking lazy to think of one...so, what should it be?

Arthur Dent as many of you may notice is not here, he is away on business in LA. He contacted us to tell us how he is spending his time there and like a good mod he is thinking of the board. He found the hustler store out there and felt inspired. He wanted us to start a contest and the big grand prize is gonna be a shirt from the hustler store bought by our very own dent, I think it is a nice gesture.

This is what dent said... yes I am leaking Mod info, ban me.

Quote:Here's the deal. I'm in LA for 2 more weeks.

Today, I found the Hustler store on Sunrise Blvd. They've got some really cool T-shirts that would make a great contest prize and I'm willing to pick one up.

They've got everything from ones that just say "Hustler Hollywood" on them to pics of women like Betty Page and more modern models, to off-color sayings. Stuff like "Blue balls are a Boys Problem" to "I'm not useless. Use me for blowjob practice".

Before the rumors start flying, here is the story behind the new button at the top:

Gonzo is paying for the server space that houses this site out of his own pocket every month. Some of you may already know that he is out of work and has been for some time. He was afraid to ask for help because he did not want to seem like Froy.

I am asking for some help. I do not want to see this site shut down because it cannot be afforded. Gonzo went as far as paying the server bill instead of paying his phone bill, so now he has no phone. As much as I know he loves this site, He will not be able to pay for it forever without a job.

The account is a paypal account that Gonzo set up a while back. We are not asking for large somes of money. $1.00 from every 1 of our 229 members sets this server up for 3 months. The server runs: 75.00 per moth and you can verify it yourself at this link.

Once we have enough to run the site for 3 months the button will be taken down. We do not however, want you to feel pressured to donate, so donations will be kept private. Anyone disclosing how much they donated will be put in the cell immediately and the mods will discuss allowing you back on the site. We do not want one person or persons gloating over another who may not have had the means to donate or who did not wish to donate. That is not what this is about.

If I have no bags to check in, how early should I get there? The only shuttle service by me gets there exactly one hour before my plane will depart -- is that enough time?

If I decide not to take a shuttle, do any of you have suggestions on parking? I won't be getting in home again until almost midnight...

muchas grassy-ass :toast:

OK, today is election day, and it brings this thought to mind -

Do you vote? do you think your vote counts for anything?

This is a time when most americans don't appreciate what they've got. voter turnouts are always low, and yet this may be one of our most important rights.

I understand that it is easy to feel disenfranchised. The feeling that nothing changes has been with us forever (Meet the new boss; same as the old boss). And yet, short of revolution, this is our only chance to try and change anything.

I personally try and vote each year. I do my best to find out who is for what, especially for important local offices (since all politics is local). If my candidate is on multiple party lines, I even consciously choose which line I place my vote on, in the foolhardy attempt to show what I support.

thoughts people?

I was looking around the internet and came across this pic. For those who forgot this is disgusting, but here it is.

Be a pimp.

J-lo blow job here.


Well....the closest thing to one anyhow...