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  A non-gay thread for dgw.
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 11-06-2002, 08:04 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (50)

Pussy is ok.

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  I wanna take a shit
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 11-06-2002, 07:34 PM - Forum: The Faggy Artistic Forum - Replies (74)

But i'll hold it in for a couple minutes, it makes the release that much more pleasurable. I love the struggle once in a while, it is very erotic in a strange way.

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  Men are better than women.
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 11-06-2002, 07:28 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (83)

We have balls and get to scratch them. I been scratching my balls for 20 minutes now and it feels so good. They don't even itch, I just love scratching them. Oh that feels sooooo good.

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  Fuckin financial aid - Lazy ass motherfuckers
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 11-06-2002, 06:38 PM - Forum: The Faggy Artistic Forum - Replies (20)

This bitch at financial aid tells me I need a copy of my mothers income tax for last year, I have to have it in by tuesday which was yesterday. So I bring it in, she says that I was born before 1979 so I don't qualify for that type of assisstance, I need my income tax and bank book. I don't have it and I asked specifically several times, "is it ok if I bring it in wednesday" she said sure, just bring it in before registration starts at 10.

So I come in today to apply and she says yesterday was the last day to apply, what the fuck? I got all my shit ready to go and all the forms filled out. She says no, I told her she said it was ok if I came in with it today. She called me a liar and that I shoulda came in earlier. Now it is my fault.

So cause of that I couldn't register today and now I have to wait till january to register again. I coulda started class today and with the help of their career center had a part-time job by next week. Now cause of this baboon lookin serena williams knock off, I am fucked.

I went off hard on her, bitch started snapping at me and shit. Then I look like the bad guy cause I raised my voice to a woman.

Fuckin cunt.

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  Fuckin financial aid - Lazy ass motherfuckers
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 11-06-2002, 06:38 PM - Forum: The Faggy Artistic Forum - Replies (20)

This bitch at financial aid tells me I need a copy of my mothers income tax for last year, I have to have it in by tuesday which was yesterday. So I bring it in, she says that I was born before 1979 so I don't qualify for that type of assisstance, I need my income tax and bank book. I don't have it and I asked specifically several times, "is it ok if I bring it in wednesday" she said sure, just bring it in before registration starts at 10.

So I come in today to apply and she says yesterday was the last day to apply, what the fuck? I got all my shit ready to go and all the forms filled out. She says no, I told her she said it was ok if I came in with it today. She called me a liar and that I shoulda came in earlier. Now it is my fault.

So cause of that I couldn't register today and now I have to wait till january to register again. I coulda started class today and with the help of their career center had a part-time job by next week. Now cause of this baboon lookin serena williams knock off, I am fucked.

I went off hard on her, bitch started snapping at me and shit. Then I look like the bad guy cause I raised my voice to a woman.

Fuckin cunt.

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  The convocation of...
Posted by: Maynard - 11-06-2002, 06:36 PM - Forum: Noise Pollution - Replies (9)

Anyone heard of them?

If so.....do you have any of their stuff and want to share with me?

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  Terricia - her mission: extinction of the species - Some people in nyc are sooo fucked up.
Posted by: Sloatsburgh - 11-06-2002, 06:30 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (25)

Saw this pleasant surprise today. There is a woman who goes to bars in NYC dressed in a cape and mask and twarts the attempts of males to copulate with women.

Terrifica

At least the crazies in the hicks/boonies/suburbs shoot themselves with shotguns and fotunately she is not reproducing.

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  My computer has a mind of its own - Strange problem
Posted by: Sweet Angel - 11-06-2002, 01:07 PM - Forum: Über Geek Zone - Replies (33)

Monday night when I shut my computer down, everything was normal. Yesterday morning when I tried to shut down, it rebooted. I thought maybe I had clicked restart, rather than shut down, so I tried again...twice. Rebooted each time. I finally shut it off with the button. Last night, same thing. This morning, same thing.

I'm running Windows XP. What could the problem be? I'm guessing something was changed somewhere, but I don't have any idea of where to look.

Also, when I was running Windows 98, when I clicked to shut off the computer, it shut down automatically. Now with the XP, I have to wait until it tells me it's okay to shut off the computer and then HOLD the power button until it finally shuts off.

Any help would be greatly appreciated. I don't like turning the computer off while Windows is still running.

Thanks.

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  Bowling tournament sign up.
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 11-06-2002, 12:29 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (261)

If you wanna play, PM me. Do not just post it here.

as we go along I will post an updated list. Before I get any pricing I'd need to know how many people would be actual players.

As far as payment, what do you think is more fair. To have the actual players split the cost or have everyone who attends (play or not) split the cost?

As far as prizes do we need them? Maybe a trophy for the winner(s). Which we could all chip in for, I doubt it'd be more than an extra buck a person.

Please discuss any thoughts or feelings.

Mainly sign up.

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  Smackdown tapings for 11/7
Posted by: Teenweek - 11-06-2002, 12:24 PM - Forum: The Faggy Artistic Forum - Replies (7)

Smackdown tapings

Big Show-Brock Lesnar recap feud video is shown.

(1) Kidman & Torrie Wilson beat Jamie Knoble & Nidia when Kidman pinned Knoble after the Shooting Star Press. Good stuff from the Cruiserweight and Wilson's getting better in the ring, passable action throughout.

John Cena rapped backstage and Rikishi interrupted him rapping on his own.

(2) Rikishi beat John Cena with a Banzai Drop. Pretty much a squash here with Cena getting very little offense, not much heat in this match, a very common ocurrance throughout the night due to the horrible crowd.

Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore talked backstage about Mattitude, Matt said he had a challenge of sorts for the Big Show...

Eddie Guerrero and Chavo Guerrero talked backstage with Stephanie McMahon (her only on-air appearance all night) they both demanded that they should receive title shots, Steph said Eddie could get a title shot, against the WWE Champion, Brock Lesnar.

(3) Big Show beat Matt Hardy when he caught him coming off the top rope for a chokeslam...Total squash. Big Show was NOT over by the way, but at least we know he can beat one of the Hardy Boyz.

Al Wilson (Torrie's Father) came to the ring, cut a monotone promo and proposed to Dawn Marie, after much hesitation and thinking, she said "Yes."

(4) Edge & Rey Mysterio beat Chris Benoit & Kurt Angle in a Two out of Three Falls match that went 25 minutes and was re-started after a controversial third fall. This match was the best and worst of both worlds for me. The best was seeing one of the best TV matches all year and four great athletes, while the worst was the downright awful crowd, who didn't pop, didn't care and even chanted "Boring" when Kurt Angle put Rey Mysterio in a side headlock 15 minutes in. But to the positives, first fall was won by Mysterio/Edge as they used some double team moves to score the pin on Benoit. Second fall, Benoit hit Edge with the Tag Title belt and Angle put him in the Anklelock to even things up. At this point I believe they went to a commercial break as they stalled in the ring. When they came back we got a false finish with the referee counting three on Angle only to see him reverse the decision and re-start the match. They went into an awesome ending sequence with everyone hitting their finishers and eventually Edge pinned Angle for the team win. New Tag champs. Manchester definitely didn't deserve this good of a match as they really didn't pop for anything.

(5) Brock Lesnar beat Eddie Guerrero with the F-5 in a solid match, albeit a clash of styles. In the end Chavo Guerrero tried to interfere but it ended up that Lesnar fought them both off and won the match easily. Note that Heyman refused to go to ringside with him, as they argued earlier.

Big Show jumped Lesnar from behind and threw him off the stage Undertaker style to the end the show. He cut a promo for the live crowd that I'm not sure whether or not it will air on TV. All he said was he was going to be the next WWE Champion.

Notes: The WWE will have to use lots of canned noise as this was the worst live crowd I've ever seen, and this is after going to about a dozen shows.

Biggest Pops
1. Edge
2. Lesnar
3. Torrie

Most Heat
1. The crowd itself for sitting around doing nothing
2. Kurt Angle
3. Dawn Marie after accepting the engagement.

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