Now this is some funny shit.
No you don't need new glasses

I can just hear Dubya now. "It is going to be a long, protracted war. We will not rest until we find Saddam. All of them".

This fucker is wierd.

So you know the little suckie thing that sucks up you spit? Well it got stuck on my tongue and it tore the bottom...it hurts....HELP.

When your feeling down or depressed, what do you do to cheer yourself up?

I usually put on the angriest, loudest music I have and just try to let go of all the negative shit. Maybe play a nice violent video game or go rollerblading with my headphones on.

Then just try to relax, maybe call a friend and just bs for a while or put on a movie.

Yeastie Girls

You Suck

I know you're really proud 'cause you think you're well hung
But I think it's time you learn how to use your tongue (yeah)
You say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair
But you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair
If you're lying there expecting me to suck your dick
You're gonna have to give me more than just a token lick
Well, you may like it but you better learn how
'Cause it's your turn now

Now, you suck
Suk it hard
Go down, baby
You suck
Lick it hard
And move your tongue around

If you're worried 'bout babies you can lower your risk
By giving me that special cunnilingus kiss
It's on your face that I'm gonna sit
You can wiggle you can jiggle your tongue on my clit
Don't worry about making me have an orgasm
Just take your time and do it with enthusiasm
I can tell it's making you scared just thinking of it
But you better learn to love it

Now, you suck
Suk it hard
Go down, baby
You suck
Lick it hard
And move your tongue around

When you hear 'safe sex' you snicker under your breath
We've gotta take cover we're flirting with death
AIDS is our problem, we've gotta talk
Break out your dental dam and your latex sock
I'm your latex lover wrapped like a gift
Got my microwave plastic wrap heating up my clit, wooh!
Dinner's on, get busy with my booty
Got a couple of flavors, sweet licorice and fruity
I know you said luscious pussy with a cover
I'm aching too, we can't taste each other
There's no slacking off with an unprotected stroke
This aint no joke

Sisters..sisters, you've got the power...use it!

chick: You brought a condom, right?
dude: Huh?
chick: I'm unprotected.
dude: Ain't you on the pill?
chick: Oh, that was great and everything, but you know, I think it's your turn to go down on me.
dude: Oh, I'm tired, I'm tired..
chick: What do you mean you're tired?
dude: C'mon..
chick: Come on, baby, come on!..
dude: No, no, that's awful...that tastes terrible!
chick: You Asshole! You shit!

I know you think it's a real drag
To suck my cunt when I'm on the rag
Quit making up stories, ah, give me a break
'Cause I really don't believe that you've got a headache
You tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection
How do you think I feel when I gag on your erection? ugh!
You're wasting your tongue with lame excuses and lies
Get your face between my thighs

Now, you suck
Suk it hard
Go down, baby
You suck
Lick it hard
And move your tongue around

just so there was no confusion, this time :clueless:

way to ruin it! screw inkgrrrl.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLEEPER! :bouncer:

What a match tonight, non-PPV match of the year, in my opinion. I wish some of the PPV's had main events that good.

Just wanted to take a second and wish inkgrrrl a happy birthday!









<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>oh yeah.....and sleeper too</span>

I was thinking about this the other day and I thought I'd ask it aloud. Are you settled down in your life and if not, where do you want to go? I don't mean in a job or family, i meant in more of a locality sense. Do you want to live the rest of your life where you are at now, or do you want to go elsewhere, settle down and make a life there.

Personally I always thought I'd be here my whole life, but I'm not to sure anymore. The area is changed, too many spanish moving in and fucking up the area i think. I don't mean to sound racist, but it's the truth. They've virtually taken over all the area around here and expect everyone to acquiesce to them, not the other way around. So I'm thinking of maybe sticking around here for a couple more years and then moving myself west. I've been to the midwest but I don't think I want to be there, too much open space, not enough job areas. Ultimately I think I would like to settle either in Indiana or Ohio. Both have beautful areas of land and big cities as well. If I had to make a choice, it was be Indy because I like Indianapolis so much. So, where would you settle?

I'm seriously considering getting this. What do you all think?

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