Little game. Right a fortune cookie message for another board member. Bonus points if it's funnier when you add "in bed" to it. Minus points if it's ONLY funny when you ad "in bed" to it.

CRX:

<div align="center">There's a huge bowl in your future
take it to table 3.</div>

Carrot Top

I really want a cigarette, but I lost mine the other night. So I told myself:

1. they are to expensive to go losing, so don't but more till you would have run out

2. I cough too much right now

3. maybe I could quit

What should I do?

I have:

Monitor: a green rubber finger monster, a pink plastic kitten head, a yellow paper drink umbrella, 7 little notes taped on, 1 Post-it note

Other part: 5 floppy disks, 3 fortune cookie papers, $.51, 2 bobby pins, a golf pencil, a business card, a candle, a bottle cap & a few notes taped to the front & side

i like pistachos.
i just ate a whole bunch.
now im salty.
yum.

Anyone else ever scene this early Redford gem?

For those who hate, bring it on faggots!

For those who hate, bring it on faggots!

<div align="center">Family Tradition

Country music singers
have always been a real close family
but lately some of my kin folks
have disowned a few others and me
i guess its because
i kinda changed my direction
i guess i went and broke the family tradition

they get on me wanna know Hank
why do you drink?
(Hank) why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?
over and over
everybody made my prediction
so if i get stoned
I'm just carryin'
on an old family tradition

I am very proud
of my daddys name
although his kinda music
and mine ain't exactly the same
stop and think it over
put yourself in my position
if i get stoned and sing all night long
it's a family tradition

Don't ask me Hank
why do you drink?
(Hank) why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?
If I'm down in a Honky-Tonk
Some ol' slicks tryin to give me corrections
I'll say leave me alone
I'm singin all night long
it's a family tradition

Lordy, I have loved some ladies
and I have loved Jim Beam
and they both tried to kill me
in 1973
when that doctor asked me
Son how did you get in this condition
I said hey sawbones I'm just carryin on
an old family tradition

So don't ask me Hank
why do you drink?
(Hank) why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs you wrote?
Stop and think it over
Try and put yourself in my unique position
If I get stoned and sing all night long
It's a family tradition!

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Are you good at it? Do you like it?

Do you stick to one person & foresake all others because you want to, you think you should, or cause they want you to?

Or do you not, do you cheat, can you lie?

Could you never get married? Could you have an Open Marriage?


:wgaf:

no, no, because they want me to, I have, yes, maybe. :-p