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  Motherfuckin vw's!!!
Posted by: Maynard - 08-19-2002, 03:11 PM - Forum: The Faggy Artistic Forum - Replies (42)

So yesterday, the drivers side window of my 2001 Jetta decided to crap out and just drop as I'm putting the window down. We tried to fix it last night thinking it just came off the track, but they make new cars so impossible to fix that we couldn't get the door panel off. Fuckin Germans.

So I call this morning to get it fixed, and they tell me all they can do is secure the window in the up position. OK, not a big deal for now, but then I have to make a seperate appointment to get the part replaced because they are backordered. I've found out this is a common problem with VW's. Another fuckin appointment???? They are usually backed up about a month with service appointments.


BASTARDS!!!!


Oh, and to top it off....the service department closes at 4 and I don't get out till 6 which means I have to do it at lunch. Fuckin inconvienent cars!!!

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  Oh the humanity!!! - Winamp3... what did you bastards do?!!!
Posted by: ClusterF@#$ - 08-19-2002, 02:49 PM - Forum: Über Geek Zone - Replies (3)

Has anybody seen it? The new skins make the interface extremely weird. Maybe I just need to adjust, or perhaps they will get better. Right now they look like they were designed by Stevie Wonder (or at least by the guy who dresses him.)

I fear change.



Edited By ClusterF@#$ on Aug. 19 2002 at 10:50

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  Hey i noticed
Posted by: Ken'sPen - 08-19-2002, 02:16 PM - Forum: Cell #1 - Replies (21)

that the view complete list thing is not working,
I can no longer view the list of active members and see what forums they are looking at.

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  Monday check in.......
Posted by: Ken'sPen - 08-19-2002, 01:29 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (119)

This weekend......

I ate tooooooo much,
and drank waaaaaay tooooooooo much,

I feel like shit today,
I can't wake up,
I don't want to wake up........

The mirror told me bad things this morning.

There is something growing in my mouth that toothpaste seems unable to deal with......
blech....


anyone else?

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  What time are you going to sleep tonight?
Posted by: The Sleeper - 08-19-2002, 03:06 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (38)

post what time you think you will fall sleep tonight, then tommorow you can compare and see who came the closest.

I'll say 5:38 AM

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  What did synt do wrong?
Posted by: Danked - 08-19-2002, 12:23 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (36)

He doesn't know why he got this status.... I wish I could help him, but I really don't know.

Quote:SYNTuesday
Drunken Fuck

Maybe you guys know something I don't.... :-)

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  Cooooool... where'd you get that one?
Posted by: Danked - 08-19-2002, 12:00 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (26)

I have a tiny scar on my knuckle from when a dog bit me when I was about seven. I was going to a neighbor's house right next door and their stupid little poodle, Muffin, must've thought I looked a little shady that day. I was trying to open the gate by reaching in and lifting up the bar on the bottom of the gate door. I had done it a thousand times before, but she jumped up and bit me. Middle knuckle, left hand.

I have a scar right below my lower lip and one under my chin from a car accident junior year of high school. We were going to school an obscure back road that was pretty narrow. Some people that lived along the road got tired of people having to slow down driving on the edge of their yard if traffic was coming from the opposite direction and put these huge boulders along the edge. Most of them stuck out into the road. Speed limit was 35. We struck one going 38-40 when we had to pull aside suddenly for oncoming traffic that was speeding. We struck one of the rocks, knocking the tire off the rim, and hit a few more rocks along the way. The axle snapped as the truck dragged to the right and we went through their fence smack into a tree behind it. I was in the center and my head flew foward into the crumpled dash. This is gross... <!-- spoilerKillit --><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td bgcolor="#000000" valign="middle" align="left"><font color="#000000" size="1">Spoiler (Highlight to Read):</font>
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How about you? :thumbs-up:

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  I need...
Posted by: virgingrrl - 08-18-2002, 09:12 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (43)

money. yeah. i fucked up and need over $1,000.00. and i have no idea where i am going to get it. i just finished my summer job, and i have only about $300.00 to show from that. im thinking of trying to sell an old word processor i have to this cash converters place near me. i have some gold jewelry that i could sell, i don't wear it anyway. and the last thing i would want to do, but i think i may have to, is sell some of my cd's. but i don't think that is going to get me much money at all. Undecided whats a grrl to do? any suggestions?
i don't want to have to end up selling my body on the street....so please...ideas....anyone?

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  Driving - How, when, where?
Posted by: Kid Afrika - 08-18-2002, 08:14 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (48)

I started driving when I was fifteen. I learned on an automatic, but learned to drive stick at sixteen.

A few years back I drove 3/4 of the way back to Jersey from Kentucky. I guess that's the furthest I've driven in one stretch.

How old were you when you learned?

Can you drive stick?

What's the biggest thing you've ever driven? How about the fastest?

I've driven 'vettes, a Lotus Esprit, and I used to have a street bike. I've also driven 20 ft box trucks before.

I've always loved driving, except that it can be very frustrating in this area.

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  Lets help Gonzo come up with a new AIM name - Dude, its about time
Posted by: Sean Cold - 08-18-2002, 07:37 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (150)

He has been running that same lame ass AIM name for some time now. I guess when he was still a mod on OA, it made snese. Now, dude, it just fuckin sucks donkey ass. You change your underwear more than you change your name. I understand some people don't change thier names like I do, I haven't figured out that block feature.

Help this guy out people. He needs an AIM name in the worst way!

And please for the love of christ don't ask what his other names are, they are revolting at best.

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