I was raised like a veal calf..... Parents kept waaaay too tight reigns on me. I was a couple steps better than being home school and raised in a bubble. So sexually speaking I was a rather late bloomer. Very nervous around the womens.

In college we had a "screw your roomate" party in which we responsible to get a blind date for your roomate. As the party was winding down we were leaving to hit the frats....

My "date" made a rather forcefull statement that she planned to take the party literally.

I was very happy.


anyone else care to share?

It was great to see..... uhm.....

yeah, I had so much fun talking to......

Well, you all said you'd be there by 8....

GS and Seph. Nice to see you two again. Nice to know that I can add to a conversation what I add to a board.








I just went to talk to Ant for a couple of minutes. (I know he wasn't going to be there and I had to leave by 9:20.)

Quote:Ok, it's just really sick. I asked the one sicko I know this question. She answered it correctly.

Sleep shall not come all too easy tonight.

Throughout our lives we come to find out many things. Probably our least favorite thing to find out is what is in the food that we eat.

You know,

chicken nuggets are made out of lips, gizzards and assholes.

Hot dogs are the shit that's left after you make sausage out of the shit that's left after you butcher an animal.

Gyro meat is Lamb.

Caviar is fish eggs.

The question is, does knowing what's in the shit that you eat make you not want to eat it anymore? Or, do you just not give a fuck because it tastes good?

Personally, I can't eat seafood or anything that's easily identifyable as far as where on an animal it came from. Yes, even chicken on the bone bugs me out sometimes.

Quote:'Stone Cold' Austin Surrenders on Beating Charge


SAN ANTONIO (Reuters) - "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, one of the best known characters in American professional wrestling, surrendered to law enforcement officials in Texas on Tuesday on a charge of beating his wife.

He posted $5,000 bond and was released pending future legal action, said a spokesman for the Bexar County Sheriff's Department.

Austin, 36, a Texas native whose real name is Steve Williams, turned himself in after an arrest warrant was issued charging him with assault causing bodily injury on a spouse.

Police were called to Austin's upscale San Antonio home in June by wife Debra Williams who told police the World Wrestling Entertainment star beat her on the head, back and legs, then fled.

This is a psychological test. Do not scroll down to look at the answer.
Here it goes:

The main character in the story is a girl. When she was at
the funeral of her mother, she saw a striking man who also attended. She
did not know who he was and did not have the courage to speak with him.
He seemed to be her dream guy and, in this "encounter," she fell in love
with him. A few days later the girl killed her own sister. When the Police
asked her why she did it, she gave a shocking answer. What was her
motive for killing her sister?

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Answer: She was hoping that the man would appear at the sister's
funeral.
If you answered this correctly, go to the police and tell them to lock
you up. This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if
one has the same mentality as a killer. Many imprisoned serial killers took
this test and answered it correctly. If you didn't answer correctly - good
for you. If your friends hit the jackpot, may I suggest that you keep your
distance!

anyone else watching the harlem team play this team from lehigh to get to the world series? some of the kids on harlem through some heat, and this kid pitching for lehigh has a nice curve ball

the fat kid on harlem is like a little mo vaughn

Julie Newmar as Catwoman was the first TV hottie who made my brain ponder wierd thoughts.

99 on Get Smart and Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island entered my little kid fantasies as well......

and yours?

If I were to start a thread.....
about going to Keyser's Party and having Arpi hit me with a baseball bat would that thread belong in the pit, the sports forum, anger management, or the short bus?

I will let a mod/admin decide.

OMG OMG OMG I AM SIKED@!!! IT IS CRAZY DOPE.

I need to play but I can't.

Anger and jealousy consumes me.

Tell me all the totally sweet new things you can do with this game.