You came and sat beside me lying your head so sweetly on my shoulder.
You awaken memories of passion and love that did and still do smolder.
You have owned my heart and soul from that beautiful day we first met.
You are my soul-mate, my forever, and the miracle that God to me sent.

I Love You with all the passion that my heart for you has always felt.
I am committed to you forever my darling, my heart you still do melt.
I know our love is forever and I will love you until the very end of time.
I am yours forever and when we meet in heaven you will still be mine.

We accepted all life's hardships, and challenges that did come our way.
We held each other letting our love guide us through every rough day.
We will always be in love although in one area you did not do your best.
We are one because I reached for the stars while you accepted far less.

In my arms I hold you tightly while the daylight of our lives fades away.
In our hearts there is undying love though our bodies turn old and gray.
In each others arms knowing that our mate may not be here tomorrow.
In our heart our mate will be there to help us through this great sorrow.

If tomorrow the sun shines, I hope that I am blessed to see you there.
If we are still together then that means God has answered my prayer.
If though you awaken to find you face alone all life's stormy weather,
If you listen to your heart I am there holding you we have just begun

TO GROW OLD TOGETHER!

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My Morgie is gone, and I'm feeling lonely now. Who will take his place next to me?

I miss his touch....

That you will ever need to post in now here.

Quote:From here on out, whenever Kid complains about the board's content, I want him to relive this little gem that added sooooo much to the overall IQ of the place.

Traditionally I am an acrephobiac. It's not really the fear of heights as much as it is the fear of falling from a great height. But this is not a bizarre phobia. Most people have it and it is logical.

No, lately I have been developing a new fear. When ever I eat dinner or go to a grocery market, I develop a sense of high anxiety whenever I see this label:


Anyone else have a bizarre phobia?

1 is Pole
2 is Shoes
3 is Tricycle
4 is Car

who killed Ikea? we all know the little couch troll never leaves the safety of his root cellar, yet he has been awol for over a week. someone here must have lured his pasty bloated self into the sunshine with the promise of vhs copies of the first season of petticoat junction and then killed him. while i am not against this action, far from it, i feel that it is time for someone to step up and claim responsibility.

I am sure you all have seen that Apri has dropped me as a partner.

I think this happened when FNMoron was picking on MayMay. Apri's rush to his defense has rekindled their relationship, leaving me as the unwanted third wheel.

So I am looking for a new partner.

Interested parties must be willing to tolerate the distain they will recieve from the board by being associated with me.

They must also realize they will need to be both the brains and the brawns of the tandem. (this would apply for any interested female members as well)

If you have any interest, this is the place to post it.