There is a new X-pack coming out for the Sims, guys...it's called "The Sims Unleashed" and it's due in September. The theme is pets this time. :-D

I was going to put it in the Uber Geek Forum, but, most of the Simmers are here anyway.

If only you were here with me now
Oh my Queen of the Sea
You who dares to ride the waves mounted on Taurus
among precious torquoise gems which adorn gentle crown
You who are always ignore the secretly agreed cry of the initiate
before dusk and you keep going in my arms
accompanied only by the sound of dry coconuts
which have always been dry.
You did not return from the grand feast
and were speaking with yourself
endeavouring to satisfy the freshness of honey
on the tips of yours breasts
your body writhing fresh with clean waters
penetrating the most intimate point of your night
there where shame halts frightened.

And before parting all the shadows
were innocent and silently similar.

Thus you dare to console my pain
survival of empires
goddess of scepters through tears
night-saturated monster
silhouette
exact confidence
concave monastery of milk.

Learn to Dance...from a German guy in a suit.

Don't know why, but I can't stop laughing while watching these.

Ladies, gentlemen, turnips, arpi...

please turn your attention to the new place for more caption fun:

Law Enforcement crosses borders over the internet.

Pretty scary idea that another country could sue you for posting stuff on your american website.

Here's a pic i took inside Ladi's bedroom late saturday night! Busy Gal!! TFEC's gonna get thirsty.

I have a family bbq coming up and I need to make a couple mix cds.

I do it every year and I am coming close to tapping all my ideas for music.

I need upbeat songs from the 60s forward that would be acceptable to a wide age group range.

and hopefully recognizeable by most.

any suggestions???

I learned:

Brokenjaw is a member of the KKK.

Sean is hung like a five year old.

Kid differentiates between message boards and real life by posting personal shit.

Maynard doesn't have it like that.

Sean is a chubby chaser.

If Tenbats lost 65 lbs he must now look like a nerdier version of Jared the Subway spokesman.

I still can't tell the difference between Hybrid and HedCold.

im so fucking bored, someone entertain me or someone will get killed