Always fun listening to the outside looking in. I have one.. I've had almost 10 of them.. None of them Black Gold though..




Another Nissan commercial that is a bit corny, surprised you guys didnt searche for more to make fun of... Datsun/Nissan has a ton of them.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtrvmqz_CYU[/youtube]

Are the guys off any days for the holiday? Will there be podcasts? Will Milton save the day again???

Have you seen the public service announcements telling people to stop using the word "gay" as derogatory ?

I can underrstand why the gay community would be unhappy with people using that word like that, but do we really need a commercial campaign telling us what we can and can't say ?

Philly Mike thought this was a good idea..

..the picture to caption, not posing for the picture.

Oh sure it was an accident.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/playoffs/2...id=4171546

Post your funny conversations from the Chatroom here:

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(10:44:56) ChatBot: len logs into the Chat.
(10:45:19) len: OK, what did I miss?
(10:48:06) krys: Haha viewt?opic.php?f=2&t=2325&start=40
(10:48:27) krys: Closer to the bottom.
(10:48:33) 0rz0ski: haha
(10:48:37) 0rz0ski: wb len
(10:48:42) 0rz0ski: welcome back
(10:48:56) krys: Pity Titan isn't here.
(10:49:13) len: OK, that's ridiculous.
(10:49:18) len: In a good way.
(10:49:48) krys: It's effing hilarious!
(10:50:54) 0rz0ski: aww
(10:51:10) 0rz0ski: Titan wuvs youuu
(10:51:11) krys: You have two choices: 1) it creeped you out, or 2) you're honored.
(10:51:20) 0rz0ski: or 3) Turned you on
(10:51:29) len: It creeped me out less than someof the model photos.
(10:51:35) Philly_Mike:it may be good for his health he isn't here
(10:51:41) Philly_Mike:remember his hand is sprained
(10:51:43) 0rz0ski: 4) Didn't turn you on, but you're slightly curious
(10:51:46) len: Which, btw: I need to bring this up to the guys again...
(10:51:49) krys: HAHAHAHAHA
(10:52:11) 0rz0ski: 5) Indifferent
(10:52:17) len: I have the shirt back. Thinking of auctioning it for charity - like for A-T or something.
(10:52:28) 0rz0ski: will you autograph it?
(10:52:33) 0rz0ski: and does the tie come with?
(10:52:48) len: I don't think it would show up. And yes - it would be shirt and tie.
(10:53:12) Philly_Mike:yea well just remember that this is the one that was handling the shirt when the model wasnt wearing it
(10:53:15) krys: You could make it a game. Find the autograph.
(10:53:15) Philly_Mike:
(10:53:26) 0rz0ski: would you be willing to have yourself be a cardboard cutout that the shirt can be draped over
(10:53:40) len: I think there should be limits, 0.
(10:53:46) krys: And your voice on tape.
(10:53:54) 0rz0ski: No. I refuse.
(10:54:06) Philly_Mike:i think next she will ask if you come with it ...
(10:54:17) Philly_Mike:but then titan will surley try to buy it
(10:54:22) Philly_Mike:spend his life savings on it
(10:54:29) len: I don't ever want to wear it again...
(10:54:35) 0rz0ski: It's a life sized autographed cardboard cutout that comes with the shirt, and there's a motion activated voice playback device
(10:55:04) Philly_Mike:a perfect piece of memorabelia for the stalker in training
(10:55:26) 0rz0ski: haha
(10:55:50) 0rz0ski: wait
(10:55:55) 0rz0ski: got a way to up that
(10:56:06) 0rz0ski: Len O'Kelly as a Real Doll.
(10:56:22) krys: HAHAHAHAHAHA
(10:56:23) 0rz0ski: Creepy times 10
(10:56:41) len: Eww.
(10:56:57) 0rz0ski: it doesn't have to be a functional real doll
(10:57:00) krys: Congrats Len, 0 has brought you to a new level of gross.
(10:57:18) 0rz0ski: no one can top my sick mind, bwah bwah.
(10:57:38) 0rz0ski: we could get it even creepier if...
(10:57:52) 0rz0ski: we included a bottle of Len's cologne
(10:57:57) Philly_Mike:a loch of his hair
(10:58:20) 0rz0ski: it said "Good morning" and "Good night" to whomever bought it
(10:58:27) Philly_Mike:len has to sleep on the cardboard cutout for the night to get his smell on it
(10:59:13) len: Do I need to call the cops?
(10:59:18) 0rz0ski: or he has to sweat into a bottle, labeled "Eau De Len"
(10:59:21) krys: Probably
(10:59:21) Philly_Mike:lol
(10:59:48) Philly_Mike:len has to cry into a bottle and they will hook up a system so actual tears can come out when a button is pressed ...
(11:01:00) Philly_Mike:so len... have you ever had anyone act nuts because they met you in person ???
(11:01:14) Philly_Mike:i am sure you have some obsessed fans out there
(11:01:17) 0rz0ski: anyone ever thrown their panties or boxers at you?
(11:01:19) Philly_Mike:besides titan
(11:01:31) Philly_Mike:lol
(11:01:36) len: Actually.. yeah, but not panties.
(11:02:13) Philly_Mike:this is the collection from his last live appearance somewhere
(11:02:16) Philly_Mike:
(11:02:38) Philly_Mike:and this from the time before
(11:02:38) len: Hey! Big-girl drawers!
(11:02:41) Philly_Mike:
(11:02:41) krys: Granny panties???
(11:02:53) Philly_Mike:he IS on an oldies station lol
(11:02:54) 0rz0ski: I bet I have your address right now
(11:03:14) 0rz0ski: lol
(11:03:18) Philly_Mike:someone really freaked out when they saw you ?? what happened ?
(11:03:30) 0rz0ski: Spongefest
(11:03:43) len: Back in the "rock station" days... had to have the phone number changed, had a number of, ahem, "offers."
(11:03:54) len: Had a guy tell girls he was me in order to get laid.
(11:04:02) Philly_Mike:wow
(11:04:03) len: Weird.
(11:04:15) krys: Did it work?
(11:04:18) Philly_Mike:well i guess thats a complement lol
(11:04:21) 0rz0ski: wow
(11:04:25) krys: Or did he/you get shut down
(11:04:31) Philly_Mike:women laid a guy they thought was you
(11:04:46) len: I hope not; I had a fear of a pregnant girl showing up at the station.
(11:05:04) Philly_Mike:haha
(11:05:07) len: I only knew because a guy called and said "hey, it was great hanging with you last night."
(11:05:17) len: "Really? What do I look like?"
(11:05:20) Philly_Mike:you a babydaddy and didnt do any of the work
(11:05:28) len: "Well, you're about six-two, red hair.."
(11:05:41) len: uhh... no.
(11:06:09) 0rz0ski: haha
(11:06:24) 0rz0ski: tell them "No, I look like a retarded banker with the Voice of God."
(11:06:32) len: "And you were pretty drunk." Great.
(11:06:43) Philly_Mike:well immatation is the sincerist form of flattery
(11:06:51) 0rz0ski: haha, what about Len O'Kelly action figures?
(11:07:02) 0rz0ski: comes with the shirt, a change into a banker's outfit
(11:07:03) len: I don't want to KNOW what they do.
(11:07:06) Philly_Mike:that would be cool
(11:07:06) 0rz0ski: and does karate chops
(11:07:16) Philly_Mike:kung fu grip
(11:07:29) 0rz0ski: ooh! and comes with a microphone
(11:07:33) len: Just use the Oscar Goldman with the exploding briefcase.
(11:07:35) Philly_Mike:with a throat made from 4k gold
(11:07:37) 0rz0ski: 14k plated
(11:08:21) 0rz0ski: 14k plated microphone, because the microphone can't be better than the voice
(11:08:26) Philly_Mike:and a radio studio set with it that has sounds built in
(11:08:29) 0rz0ski: in fact, the microphone weighs you down
(11:08:53) Philly_Mike:lol we will probably scare him away by the middle of next week if we keep this up lol
(11:08:56) len: It *does* weigh me down.
(11:09:10) 0rz0ski: Len, I really feel that you are missing out on a massive opportunity here
(11:09:11) len: (asking self, "And why did I get in the chatroom?")
(11:09:30) 0rz0ski: you could be a billionaire by the end of next week
(11:09:43) len: And then retire.
(11:10:07) 0rz0ski: which drives up stock prices
(11:10:11) Philly_Mike:we could get some freebeer and hotwings action figures to accompany his, make a studio set to neighbor him with
(11:10:17) Philly_Mike:with built in airhorn sounds
(11:10:42) 0rz0ski: and len comes running in, because there's a little magnetic track that brings him to the studio
(11:11:26) Philly_Mike:and a recorded sound of joe yelling "ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MAAAATAAADOOOOOOOOORRRRRR"
(11:11:37) Philly_Mike:on a megaphone
(11:11:52) 0rz0ski: and there's Interns too, but they're made of cardboard, because they're disposable
(11:12:05) Philly_Mike:yeah
(11:12:19) Philly_Mike:they wear down and you have to buy refiller packs
(11:12:26) 0rz0ski: and Barnaby could be a limited edition collector pack
(11:12:37) Philly_Mike:there ya go
(11:12:41) 0rz0ski: and JT
(11:12:51) Philly_Mike:it comes with a barnaby name generator
(11:12:58) 0rz0ski: LOL
(11:12:59) Philly_Mike:JT already had a toy
(11:13:10) Philly_Mike:they had grimmace happy meal at mcdonalds
(11:13:12) krys: I had to work and have now lost track of the conversation. Grr.
(11:13:16) 0rz0ski: lol
(11:13:29) 0rz0ski: ok, Philly, pause for 2 min so krys can catch up
(11:13:30) len: hilarious!
(11:14:37) Philly_Mike:the barnaby name generator will have an input, you select from a list of a couple of attributes the person has, put the gender in and it will generate a name for them
(11:14:42) krys: Ok, you may resume
(11:14:46) ChatBot: Titan! logs into the Chat.
(11:14:48) 0rz0ski: No, this is the JT figure
(11:14:52) 0rz0ski:
(11:14:54) Philly_Mike:liek len would be the golden throat man
(11:14:58) krys: TITAN'S BACK!!!!!!!!
(11:15:05) 0rz0ski: RUN LET
(11:15:07) 0rz0ski: LEN RUN
(11:15:12) Philly_Mike:or titan would be camera guy
(11:15:31) Philly_Mike:or constipated dude
(11:16:00) Titan!: philly could be fancy feet mcgee
(11:16:13) 0rz0ski: That's whack

I haven't posted in ages, and I am surprised at just how little activity this board has. I remember it being so much more active than this, but I suppose that is how message boards often go.

I've been podcasting for a while and find myself starting to listen less and less. The reasons for that are various, but include:

- The elimination of NTT. I have seen it has been brought up here and beaten to death, but eliminating a segment that is such a fan favorite and that people look forward to seems like a mistake. I would bet there are a lot of people here who, like myself, looked forward to that segment each week.

- The elimination of STS. While probably not as universally loved as NTT, I would bet that Stump the Show was at least regarded as entertaining for most people here. It's a segment I usually looked forward to on my podcast, because of the interaction the guys would have with the listeners (often negative), and because it was somewhat fun to try and answer the trivia questions. When they stopped doing it after the one bad day they had, it seemed awfully contrived that they would make that decision based on just one day. I'm sure they wanted an excuse to get rid of it, and found the chance when listeners asked nothing but minutia questions.

- The introduction of new segments like "Stephen Hawking Sings" and "Paired With an Idiot". They're both giant snoozefests and from what I've read here so far, it seems like I'm not alone here. The Stephen Hawking bit may be the worst I've heard yet, as it is neither funny nor entertaining in the least. Paired With an Idiot is a snoozer too, after all, how many people want to listen to the 100,000 dollar pyramid on the radio?

- They need to reign in Zane a little bit when he becomes a bit too stuck on something. For instance, if anybody listened to the segment about how songs can cause heart problems, how many times in a row did they play that "Christmas Conga" song? Was there anybody who wasn't thinking "move it along already"? Or today, where Zane consistantly was using "duck" instead of the explitive in the last bit about the prostitute in Iowa. It derailed it to the point where FB basically had to cut it short and go to break. I would find it hard to believe anybody found using "duck" for 2 minutes instead of a swear word was really that humorous. I don't think this used to be as much of a problem but I notice it more.

So anyhow, I realize that most people will react angrily and tell me to stop listening if I don't like it, which I may. I've been a loyal listener since nearly day 1 here in Nashville and find the show is less entertaining now than it ever has been. Unlike others, I don't blame the syndicator really, I think there have been poor choices made and would hope they could listen to their fanbase more.

That said, what's your opinion? Has it become less interesting lately and what's to blame?

is the official website down for anyone else?

When I was about five years old, my grand step grandfather still owned a dairy farm but it was more of a traditional farm in that he also had a chicken coup with a bunch of chickens, five or six horses, one very mean goose, and a couple of dozen medium sized and full grown pigs.

One day, about a dozen of his pigs got loose. They tried for hours to get the pigs back in to the pig pen, but to no avail, the pigs refused to go back in because they were having too much fun munching on the corn in the corn feild located behind the barn. So the decision was made to put the pigs down because it was getting dark and the pigs would have become a danger to the community had they been allowed to roam free.

Out came a hunting rifle and the pigs became target practice. Being very young, and in an exciting situation, I thought all the grown ups were having fun and I wanted in on it so I asked my dad if I could get a turn. He looked at me, furrowed his brow and handed me the rifle. He had set up shop on a bale of hay so when he moved out of the way, I did the same.

I sighted down the barrel of the rifle and put a bead on one of the pigs with my dad giving me tips on how to handle the rifle. As I began to apply pressure to the trigger, it was then I realized I was about to take a life, and a tear appeared on my cheek. Soon there was a flood of tears and I left the rifle on the bale of hay and ran to my grand mothers bedroom and hid under her bed. Each time the gun went off I flinched. I counted ten more shots. Brutal.