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  Ishtar
Posted by: Arpikarhu - 06-25-2002, 05:37 PM - Forum: Entertainment Unlimited - Replies (19)

just plain awful. don't even bother

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  Rollerball - The new version
Posted by: Maynard - 06-25-2002, 05:25 PM - Forum: Entertainment Unlimited - Replies (2)

What a shitty movie. The only good fucking thing in this movie was seeing Rebecca Romijn Stamos naked.

The stunts were ok, but the movie overall was just fucking dumb.

Should not have been remade.

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  Anyone play bass guitar?
Posted by: Maynard - 06-25-2002, 03:32 PM - Forum: Noise Pollution - Replies (5)

I've wanted to play bass for about 10 years now. My friend said he was going to pull his guitar out again, and I told him about my love of bass. So we're gonna jam a bit, see what happens.

Are there any tips you can give to someone new starting out? I have a bass to use temporarily, but will be buying my own in a few months. I don't want to break the bank either buying the bass and amp. Something that I can play on. I don't need a full on gig ready setup.

I'm thinking of getting the Ibanez GSR200. It's around $200 bucks off this one website. I dig the way it looks. From what I've read, it's a good starter bass. I don't want to spend much more than $300 on the bass itself, but if you have any other suggestions, feel free.

What about amps? Effects pedals?

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  Boredom at work
Posted by: Maynard - 06-25-2002, 03:04 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (56)

OK, I'm sitting here at work, and I'm bored fuckless. I had a 3 day weekend, and now I'm back here. The usual coming into work and just fucking around on the board just isn't doing it for me today. I need some alternatives.

Suggestions please.

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  Monster garage on discovery - Jesse james, at it again
Posted by: Kid Afrika - 06-25-2002, 12:02 PM - Forum: Entertainment Unlimited - Replies (3)

I started watching this fucking show last night and didn't get to bed until 2 AM because of it. It's fucking nuts...

The first episode I saw had Jesse and crew making a Mustang into a lawnmower. The fucking thing looked cool as hell when it was done...

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In the second episode I saw, they turned a new beetle into an air boat. It didn't float too well, but it was able to finish the course, and look pretty good doing it....

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If you have an opportunity to watch this show, I would highly suggest you do. Just pray that there's not a marathon on when you see it, or you'll never stop watching.

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  Mlb all stars - Who won't torre pick from the yankees?
Posted by: HedCold - 06-25-2002, 07:55 AM - Forum: SportsCenter - Replies (35)

torre is pushing that 'if you pitch the sunday before the game i won't select you rule' again, which is and always will be messed up.

from an espn.com article about possible all stars on a team

Quote:New York Yankees
Candidates: Bernie Williams, Jason Giambi, Alfonso Soriano, Derek Jeter, Jorge Posada, Robin Ventura, Mariano Rivera, Steve Karsay, Roger Clemens, Mike Mussina, Marcus Thames, Dooley Womack, Bennie Bengough, and the pitcher from the "Bad News Bears" Yankees who got slapped by his dad
bad news bears references get me everytime

but anyway, who you think is going to be fucked over this year and not selected?
so far barry zito seems to be one of them

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  Cum in my mouth - Am i gay?
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 06-25-2002, 07:25 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (29)

I was going through the channels and trying to find something interesting to watch a few days ago. I shoveled passed the inane drivel that plauges most of the channels and finally hit the jackpot. Casualties of War was on TMC and I love that film. Naturally I have seen it a few times and waited in an orgasmic state for my favorite scene. When they capture some slutty gook bitch who can't speak english and take turns raping her. Naturally watching them pound her like raw meat got me excited. So out came the blistered hot pocket and how can I not play with him when he gets all excited?

So as she is crying in agony and pain while her dry cum shute is being ravaged like an ovenful of charred jews. I get more and more excited and with every whimper and painful soul wrentching moan I get to the point of climax.

I was so excited that I shot a load of herp chowder with the charge of a round leaving an AK 47 or a bunch of people running when they hear Kenspen say "I have a joke to tell." Well the trajectory shot my load up and as I did the "oh fuck yeah" fuck face and my mouth being open, take a wild guess where it landed?

Give up?

Yeah I came in my own mouth..... now the question on everyones mind is.....

Yeah I swallowed it but that was just out of my natural instincts.

Now I know I can come off as gay but have I finally crossed the border? Should I pick up and move to San Francisco or gaymays house?

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  Guess who's back?
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 06-25-2002, 05:35 AM - Forum: Noise Pollution - Replies (13)

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'>WITHOUT ME
By: Eminem</span>



(Intro 1) 2X
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside..

(Intro 2)
Guess who's back, back again
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
Guess who's back. Guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back


(Verse 1)
I created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See Marshall no more they want Shady
I'm chopped liver (huh?)
Well if you want Shady, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the Dr. when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating "Hey"
You waited this long to stop debating
Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know thatyou got a job Ms. Cheney
But your husband's heart problem is complicating
So the FCC won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty without me
So, come on and dip, rum on your lips
Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE!

(Chorus) 2X
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me..

(Verse 2)
Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prisoners helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "BITCH"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution
Pollutin' the air waves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me
Well I'm back (batman sound) fix your damn antennae
Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in
in the front of your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Investing in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me..

(Chorus 2X)

(Verse 3)
A tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie
You 36 year old bald headed fag blow me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let go its over, nobody listens to techno
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the shit just seems
Everybody only wants to dis-cuss me
So this must mean I'm dis-gusting
But it's just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
To do Black Music so selfishly
And used it to get myself wealthy
"Hey" there's a concept that works
20 million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It will be so empty without me..

(Chorus 2X)

(Hum dee dai la la Hum dei dei la la…la la la)
(Hum dee dai la la Hum dei dei la la…la la la)
Kids!

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  Working file sharing programs
Posted by: IkeaBoy - 06-25-2002, 01:43 AM - Forum: Über Geek Zone - Replies (8)

I've tried Kazaa and WinMX and both are down. Is this happening to anyone else/is any program not down now?

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  I will not be ignored....
Posted by: PollyannaFlower46 - 06-25-2002, 01:16 AM - Forum: Noise Pollution - Replies (28)

<div align="center">If You Don't Love Me (I'll Kill Myself)
-Pete Droge


If you want I'll be by your side, and if you don't maybe suicide
And it's my love that'd kill me dear, if you won't hold me and have me near
But don't you fret and don't be scared, cuz baby I am a millionaire
I'll make you a star and I'll make you a queen. I'll put your face in all the magazines.
Okay so I lied and none of that's true, but not having you is making me blue
And I want you for the rest of my life, yes I want you to be my wife,
I'll give you a ring and a home sweet home, and if you want you'll be free to roam
But not too far I'm begging you please. Begging you please upon my bended knees.
If you don't love me I'll kill myself
I need you more than a sailor needs a breeze
I need you more than an eskimo freeze
I need your loving more than money or air, and if you don't love me baby that's not fair
Cuz I'll be good to you in every way, I'll give you loving baby everyday
A loving that's good a loving that's all right. A loving like an oven on the coldest night.
If you don't love me I'll kill myself</div>

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