i have been raiding alot of tab sites lately and was wondering if any of you guitar players have any favorite tabs or tab sites that you use alot.

> > Dear Tech Support,

> >

> > Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0

> > and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing

> > that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources.

> > No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

> >

> > In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs

> > and launches during system initialization,

> > where it monitors all other system activity.

> > Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5

> > and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system
whenever

> > selected.

> >

> > I cannot seem to keep wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
run

> > some of my other favorite applications.

> > I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0,

> > but the uninstall does not work on this program.

> >

> > Can you please help me !!!???

> > Thanks,

> > A TROUBLED USER

> > ------------------------------------------------------------

> > Dear TROUBLED USER,

> > This is a very common problem men complain about,

> > but is mostly due to a primary misconception.

> > Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0

> > with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT
program.

> > Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by it's creator to run

> > everything.

> > It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert
back

> > to Girlfriend 7.0.

> > Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0

> > to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.

> > It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files
from the

> > system once installed.

> > You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not
designed to

>do

> > this.

> > Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0

> > but end up with more problems than the original system.

> > Look in your manual under "Warnings- Alimony/Child support".

> > I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and deal with the situation.

> >

> > I suggest installing background application program C:\YES DEAR

> > to alleviate software augmentation.

> > Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I might also suggest you read

> > the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs).

> > You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems

> > that might occur, regardless of their cause.

> > The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.

> > In any case avoid excessive use of C:\YES DEAR because ultimately

> > you may have to give the APOLOGIZE command

> > before the operating system will return to normal.

> > The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all
the

> > GPFs.

> >

> > Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high-maintenance.

> > Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of
Wife

>1.0.

> > I recommend Flowers 3.1 and Diamonds 2K.

> > Do not, under any circumstances install Secretary with Short Skirt
3.3.

> > This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0

> > and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

> >

> > Best of Luck,

> > TECH SUPPORT

Fight Club/Calvin & Hobbes

Check out this little theory on Fight Club, which the author compares to Calvin & Hobbes.

so, i saw a game on tv not once, but twice the other day, is this normal? it was scotland vs frankfurt which hardly seems fair, a (sorta) country against a city.

oh, the fa cup's coming up soon, looks like arsenal's a shoe in.

ok, i was just enjoying seeing my name all over the front page, i've got goals too dammit...

Since I can't play any computer or PS2 games right now, I've gone to the local video arcades a few times to fill my need for video games.

Anybody else go to an arcade? What's your favorite games?

I either play the pinball machines or the shooting games with the plastic guns.

Silent Scope EX rocks. Got the big scope with a TV screen inside like you were really looking throught a scope. And you have to look up at the big screen to find your next target.

Also Houses of the Dead II is pretty cool.

I am fuckin sick of every damned time I try and download a fuckin game from Direct Connect and getting the boot before finishing a fuckin file. I want games damn it and I want them now. Now!

I got a few and am willing to trade, does anyone else have any dreamcast games to trade?

Quote:great significant episodes were balanced with fine stand alone ones, blending comedy, drama and the supernatural. And it really was one hell of a good show.

What do you think about genetic engineering?

Already in the UK, it is legal to go to a fertility clinic and choose the sex of your next kid.

But what if you could do more? What if you could decide if your kid is an artist or an athlete? What if you could decide how tall your kid will be? Or what color their eyes will be?

Would you? Is it ethical? Are you playing God and is that a bad thing?

This made me laugh my ass off...
It seems so true to the species...
it's not really true at my house,
because my animals are confused, they don't know what they are...(insert Maynard joke here)...

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

Day 180

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!


Day 181

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day 182

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 pm - OOOOOOOH. BATH. BUMMER!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY

DAY 183

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild
satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.


DAY 184

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while
they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the
stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors,
I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair ... must try this on their bed.

DAY 185

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to
make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear
into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good
little cat I was ... Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 186

I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was
chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning
foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a
liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my
teeth.

DAY 187

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in
solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and
smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer". More
importantly I
overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies."
Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 188

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The
dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is
obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an
informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move.
Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.

But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

fo shizzle yo.