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  Lucy in the sky with diamonds - What happened?
Posted by: Kid Afrika - 04-28-2002, 05:58 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (148)

Back in the day, LSD was everywhere. Now, everyone does e. Are trips still available? Am I psychotic for wanting to trip again?

I just imagine that being on the computer while tripping would be quite the serious bug out.

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  He's no good for you!
Posted by: Danked - 04-28-2002, 05:13 AM - Forum: The Faggy Artistic Forum - Replies (29)

Not only is he a gay-ass faggity fag, but he only likes man meat!!!!



Edited By Danked on April 28 2002 at 01:14

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  It's going to blow...it's going to break... - This is more than i can take....
Posted by: Luna - 04-28-2002, 03:16 AM - Forum: Noise Pollution - Replies (3)

<div align="center"><span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>Steam</span>

Stand Back!
Stand Back!


What are those dogs doing sniffing at my feet
They're on to something, picking up
Picking up this heat, this heat

Give me steam
And how you feel to make it real
Real as anything you've seen
Get a life with the dreamer's dream

You know your culture from your trash
You know your plastic from your cash
When I lose sight of the track
You know the way back
But I know you

You know your stripper from your paint
You know your sinner from your saint
Whenever heaven's doors are shut
You kick them open but
I know you


Give me steam
And how you feel to make it real
Real as any place you've been
Get a life with the dreamer's dream

Stand back!
Stand back!

Can't you see I've lost control I'm getting indiscreet
You're moving in so close 'til I'm picking up
Picking up this heat, this heat

Give me steam
And how you feel to make it real
Real as anything you've seen
Get a life with this dreamer's dream

You know your green from your red
You know the quick from the dead
So much better than the rest
You think you've been blessed
But I know you

You know your ladder from your snake
You know the throttle from the brake
You know your straight line from a curve
You've got a lot of nerve
But I know you


Give me steam
And how you feel to make it real
Real as any place you've been
Get a life with the dreamer's dream

Everybody nosedive
Hold your breath, count to five
Backslap, boobytrap,
Cover it up in bubblewrap
Room shake, earthquake
Find a way to stay awake
<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>It's going to blow, it's going to break
This is more than I can take
</span>


Oh yeah, I need steam
Feel the steam all around me
Ah you're turning up the heat
When I start to dream aloud
See you move your hands and feet
Won't you step into this cloud of steam
This steam

Give me steam
And how you feel to make it real
Real as anything you've seen
Get a life with this dreamer's dream

Help me yeah
Ready to steam out the log jam
Stir crazy from the freezer to the boil
Water's bubbling, it's b..b..b..bubbling
bubbling [x4]
like it's coming to a boil

Give me steam, lady
Give me steam around me now
Aah coming alive [x2]
Said give me some steam
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  I'm going out!
Posted by: Maynard - 04-28-2002, 02:26 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (107)

See you all later.

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  I'm pretty sure my roommate is dead
Posted by: Galt - 04-28-2002, 01:59 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (57)

So my roommate Matt has been in Costa Rica for the last week. My roommate Jason was supposed to fly down to meet him there yesterday.

Matt just called saying that Jason never arrived and he never received any calls from Jason that they had planned in order to synch up. Jason was supposed to arrive in Costa Rica over 24 hours ago.

Now, some backstory. Jason is/was simply the dumbest person I've ever met. Until I met him, I thought that ADD was a bullshit condition. He has zero attention span, is on multiple prescription emotionally-stabling drugs, and communicates like a Down's patient.

He is dumb enough to miss a flight and not call anyone and tell them, or lose Matt's number in Costa Rica and not think of calling us to see if we can get a hold of Matt.

Should I call his parents and tell them that their son is missing? If so, how long should I wait?

I'm thinking this could just be a joke, since that would be pretty funny. This will allow me just ignore the situation until it is resolved without my assistance.

I'm going to go out drinking.

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  Oh yes - First no hitter at fenway in my lifetime
Posted by: AFDude - 04-28-2002, 12:33 AM - Forum: SportsCenter - Replies (5)

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  I stayed home last night. - I'm dull.
Posted by: IrishAlkey - 04-27-2002, 03:49 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (111)

What did you do?

I'm sure Maymay and Arpicarpooler ate dinner by candlelight, then stroked each other till their dicks exploded with what they like to call "love wine."

I'm sure Ken rough drafted a few new jokes he's gonna try out on us today.

Amy slept with a cock.

Sluggo slept alone.

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  New forum-i make my case
Posted by: Arpikarhu - 04-27-2002, 03:39 PM - Forum: The Stoner Forum - Replies (26)

there was a discussion of a making a new forum. i think it should be the arpikarhu forum. the reasons are:

1. i promise not to post anywhere else on the board but in my forum (mostly)

2. grumpy and kid would become more mellow cause they could avoid all my posts more easily

3. you all would be less apt to be accidently hit by maymays homosexual advances since they would be more focused on a single area

4.i would spend less time on the board since i would only have one forum to read

5.the ladies would be happier cause it would be easier for them to find me

6.maymay would be happier because it would be easier to find me

7. cause i said so.

so there you go. 7 good reasons to create the arpikarhu forum. now, lets do it!!!!!

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  Wide awake...
Posted by: virgingrrl - 04-27-2002, 06:32 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (75)

and no one to play with Sad

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  One of the nastiest hits of the year! - Cringe playoff hockey at it's finest
Posted by: Sean Cold - 04-26-2002, 10:34 PM - Forum: SportsCenter - Replies (11)

Quote:MONTREAL -- Richard Zednik of the Montreal Canadiens, knocked unconscious by a blow to the face by Boston's Kyle McLaren, has a severe concussion, broken nose, bruised throat and a cut on the right eyelid.

The Slovak winger was moved out of the Montreal General Hospital's intensive care unit Friday morning, but will remain hospitalized until Saturday for observation, a team spokesman said.

He was admitted Thursday night after lying motionless on the ice for five minutes following an elbow from McLaren late in the game.

Zednik is not expected to play again during the NHL playoffs, the club said. It is the second concussion of his career, the first coming when he was with the Washington Capitals.

His injury prompted an angry reaction from Canadiens fans.

"Habs Outgunned, Outgooned" was the banner headline in the Montreal Gazette, while the Journal de Montreal called the game, which Boston won 5-2 to tie the best-of-seven series 2-2, a "vicious and disgraceful match."

Veteran Montreal Gazette columnist Red Fisher called McLaren's hit "the mother of all cheap shots."

Zednik was taken off the ice on a stretcher. Fights ensued and an irate Montreal coach Michel Therrien threatened retaliation against the Bruins' top players in Game 5 on Saturday in Boston.

"If they try to go after our best players, if that's part of (Boston coach Robbie) Ftorek's strategy, we have no choice -- we'll go after theirs," said Therrien, red-faced with anger after the game.

When asked if his threat will only escalate the violence, Therrien said: "I don't care. This is what they did and this is what we're going to do."

On Friday, the Canadiens called in some muscle from their AHL affiliate in Quebec City. Matt O'Dette, a 6-foot-5, 221-pound defenseman, had 136 penalty minutes, along with seven goals and an assist, in 48 games with the Citadelles this season.

Ftorek refused comment on the incident, but McLaren said he did nothing wrong.

"I felt I him hit with my shoulder and the back of my arm and that was it," McLaren said. "It all happened so fast.

"They gave me five (minutes) and a match (penalty) and I'll live with that. I've played seven years and 400 games and never received a suspension. I don't go out on the ice trying to hurt anybody."

Bruins goalie Byron Dafoe called it a clean hit.

"I think he was out before he hit the ice," Dafoe said. "It was a hard hit, but I don't think it was dirty. Kyle wasn't headhunting out there."

Bruins assistant GM Jeff Gorton told the Boston Herald, "We just watched the replay 10 times. I hope the kid is OK. But it was a clean hit. McLaren hit him with his tricep.

"No way should there be a suspension. I'd be shocked if there was. The guy is coming full speed and he cuts in on him, and Kyle is trying to stop him. There was nothing dirty about it at all."

Zednik scored both of Montreal's goals on power plays and leads the team in scoring with eight points in four games.

Both Therrien and Montreal enforcer Gino Odjick compared McLaren's hit on Zednik to the elbow thrown by Tie Domi on New Jersey defenseman Scott Niedermayer during last year's playoffs, which resulted in an eight-game suspension for Domi.

"The precedent has been set -- he should be suspended for eight games," Odjick said. "It's just like Domi last year.

"I'd like for the league to treat everybody the same. When you try to injure someone with a hit to the head, you're suspended for the rest of the series. You can't have different rules for different players."

Therrien and Ftorek had a shouting match at the benches, and the game ended with more fighting in the final minute. A few fans among the jeering capacity crowd of 21,273 threw beer and soda at the Bruins' bench.

Zednik appeared to taunt Dafoe after scoring his second goal of the game, perhaps hoping to put the Bruins' goalie off his game.

In Game 3 on Tuesday night, Dafoe allowed three third-period goals in a 5-3 comeback win for Montreal.

This was one of the most ruthless hits I have seen in years. Zednik look like a fuckin truck crashed right into his grill. I do question if it was intentional, as in he was trying to hurt him, but, my God, that was a better elbow than Randy Savage ever used. I am sooooooo looking foward to tomorrows game now, it is going to get fuckin ugly in Boston. Good fun for the whole family.

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