This one is for the elitist bastards who need to pick on the outsider since their life revolves around insulting people on a message board so that they can feel better about themselves.

So here we go, dicks. People like me who get out of the house against gaming faggets and actual homos.

Come get some....if your balls haven't shriveled up and dried out from lack of use.

What the Sam hell is going on here?!?
Keyser is an Assistant Admin.?
No more chat threads...The pit is doomed...

Alright Doc.. I see you got a spiffy new sig pic there. How dare you use the cartoon that I personally chose over all others. I formally request that you either a)change your sig pic or b)remove your sig pic entirely.

Your prompt attention to this matter is greatly appreciated... Have a nice day.

I can't take it anymore people. PLEASE HELP!!!

This is the most recent advances from your friend Arpi...


arpikarhu (5:33:10 PM): i said thanks
jshoejr (5:33:17 PM): OK
arpikarhu (5:33:23 PM): what do you want, a blowjob

Please,
members of CDIH, be kind, be giving.
For almost a year now I have known the man called Grumpy.
And during that time, I have watched him beat a One Trick Pony into the proverbial Dead Horse.
The Man knows but three jokes, the punchlines to which are as follows.
1.) Ken's Ass.
2.) Ken's Sister.
3.) Arpi is gay.

This is an appeal to the wit that resides on this board. Please help this skipping record out. Give him more material.
and perchance a board persona that surpasses,
I am short and I am angry, grrrrrrrrrr.


thank you.

got the cd burner,scanner, digital camera,mp3 player, and pda. dont want a dvd burner. what should i get? (he asks knowing grumpy will make a vibrator for my ass joke since he is so predictable)

I don't know but whatever it is he can stick it up his tight ass pull it back out and spoon feed it to his mother. Oh and uh when will that ban be lifted, pal?

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Should I post an AP with this? Not sure where to put this - The Pit, Entertainment or Sports, but the mods can feel free to move it as they see fit.


According to Penthouse Magazine Publisher Bob Guccione, he will be publishing nude photos of the young tennis start in an upcoming issue of Penthouse Magazine. The pictures were taken of Anna while she vacationed on a remote resort with little and no clothes on. According to Guccione, the layout will be published in a "tasteful" fashion.

Sources say that Anna is very upset about the publication of the pictures, as is Enrique Iglesias.

Gentlemen, the moment we've all been waiting for is about to happen. We find out what's behind that infamous camel toe. One question though, why the fuck would the fag latin singer care? Is he her latest fuck puppet? What happened to the hockey player?

*edit - Arpi - You're still an asshole! Fuck off!



Edited By Grumpy on April 22 2002 at 1:08

i cant stop listening to the new albums by these two. i ahve been playing them non-stop for like 3 days.