Who'd win in a fight circa the time the shows werre on

Any of you fucknuts go fishing for stripers?
Lemme tell you...
The Hackensack river is full of 'em right now...

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

*29 have been accused of spousal abuse
*7 have been arrested for fraud
*19 have been accused of writing bad checks
*117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
*3 have done time for assault
*71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
*14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
*8 have been arrested for shoplifting
*21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
*84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year.

Can you guess which organization this is?

3:45 Time to go home. have a nice weekend deeks!

In honor of the homo mod maymay, I want to dedicate my next bowel movement to him but I need some advice. Which do you think is the best plan?

Come on people, help me out here.

I wear glasses or lenses to see, but how do I know that I am seeing things as they are meant to be seen?

Colors are the residual effect of light bouncing off of objects in our world. But, the light source must have some influence on color, so what is the true color of anything? Afterall, everythig is black, in the dark.

i have to leave now to go see my GP. just a checkup so dont worry.

In about 30 minutes I'm going to lunch. Should I go home and have a salad and some leftover roast or should I get a chicken cutlet sandwich?

everything is just peachy!!