I don't know if anyone else was watching ABC this afternoon. But at 4 p.m. the were showing an Andrew Dice Clay movie. He was a Bouncer who get mixed up with some stupid ass ninjas who were trying to take over the world. Well anyway they had the title of the movie as "The Bouncer And The Lady"
What fuck is that shit. The real title as we all know is "The BrainSmasher" So does anyone know if the name of the flick as been changed? Or if ABC just decided that Brainsmasher was offensive to people so they just changed it?

OK, of course the obvious answer is smoking herb. But, there's soooo much else to do over there in Amsterdam, and I think that he may be partaking in several other activities.


Possibly this....

Learning to swim.


Or perhaps he's hanging out with this guy....

I have to say mine would either be Paula Abdul with Color Me Badd, or the Spice Girls. I might have to add to the list soon because I might try to get tickets to Z100's Zootopia depending on ticket prices because Alanis is going to be there. I'm trying to find out how long her set would be before I do that though.

ecashpad????

because checking that the site you're on begins with http:// just isn't secure enough. the only way to beat internet credit fraud is ecashpad. and for just $59.95. you're crazy not to get this. "i feel so vulnerable"

i'm gonna say this is the most entertaining infomercial ever!!!11 what's yours?*







*chubbinstitute nonadmissable

all you attention whores are pissing me off; somewhere along the line the people of here forgot that in actuality, it's all about me!!!











so, today was my first day at this new job here

i'm gonna say it went pretty well, all things considered. i went in yesterday for training, which basically consisted of standing around watching the other 2 chicks wait tables. i never even touched the computer, but i was told that when i went in today i'd get my own id number, so i figured i'd work it all out. so, i get there this morning, nothing's set up like it was yesterday, so, i wonder, maybe on the weekends they wait and just set the tables when people actually come in to eat. i'll wait for the other waitress, in the meantime, i make coffee. so, no other waitress ever shows up, it would appear that on my first day, i'm winging it, all by myself. oh, i also don't have my own id number yet so i have to use the bartender's; it remains to be seen whether or not my cc tips will be accretided to me. but, i hung in there and made it through the day...

for the time being i'm only working thursday and saturday lunches, but that's ok cos i can still claim unemployment to a point. and, if all goes well i'll have more shifts in the future. i think it's going to work out well, my job involves quite a bit of running up and down stairs with heavy plates and stuff, tight buns, here i come... :bouncer:

ooh, i almost forgot, this bitch lady comes in and tells me to sell her some potato salad. i explain how it's my first day so i'll have to check with the bartender on the procedure with that, after all, we're obviously not a deli. she then proceeds to explain that she comes all the time and rattles off the names of all the waitresses, i continue to tell her that when the cook comes to the kitchen i'll ask him to get the potato salad, and when the bartender is free from the 30 or so people that just came in, we'll figure out how to charge her for it. so, she gets bitchass with me, and this is what she says: "why is it your first day here" uh, hello, could somebody answer me this cos i couldn't for the life of me figure that one out

oh, so what i guess i'm trying to say is, i got a job and i was like weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!111111<font color = white>



Edited By crx girl on April 14 2002 at 05:39

I'm not one to post news stories, but this is just insane. Zacarias Mousaoui, the only person arrested in correlation with the 9/11 attacks is suing the government because of his jail cell conditions. If this gets heard in court, I truly have lost all faith in what this country stands for....what a fucking scum bag his lawyer is.

From CNN.com:

Quote:Moussaoui files suit over jail conditions
April 12, 2002


WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Lawyers for accused terrorist Zacarias Moussaoui filed a court motion Friday objecting to his "overly restrictive and oppressive" prison conditions, arguing he needs more space in his prison cell, computer equipment and greater access to legal counsel while he prepares for his criminal trial this fall.

In the filing, Moussaoui attorneys argue his conditions of confinement are "unfair" when compared with those of other federal prisoners.

In addition, they say the conditions "create an insurmountable impediment to Moussaoui, an intelligent and well-educated man professing his innocence, from having any meaningful participation in the defense of his own life and from having full, free, and secure opportunity to communicate with counsel."

There was no immediate reaction from federal officials, including the U.S. Marshals, who have custody of Moussaoui.

Specifically, Moussaoui has requested:

-- A larger cell, with a table and chair

-- Laptop computer, printer, and the right to keep legal materials in his cell

-- Greater telephone access to his lawyers

-- Freedom from random prison searches

-- Freedom from having his phone conversations recorded

-- The right to meet with people besides his counsel

Lead defense attorney Frank Dunham confirmed the filing, but had no further comment.

Moussaoui, a French citizen of Moroccan descent, faces the death penalty. He is charged with four conspiracy counts linking him to Osama bin Laden's terrorist network.

He was taken into custody a month before the September 11 attacks, but some government investigators say he may have been the "20th hijacker," who was to have been aboard one of the planes that crashed into the World Trade Center, Pentagon or in rural Pennsylvania.

Moussaoui is being held under tight security at the Alexandria Detention Center in suburban Virginia, blocks from the federal courthouse where his trial is to be held.

CNN was shown a typical cell where federal prisoners are held at the facility. The cell measures about 80 square feet, roughly nine by nine feet, just enough room for a concrete slab bed, stainless steel toilet and small sink.

Moussaoui and other high-profile prisoners at the Alexandria jail, including "American Taliban" John Walker Lindh, are kept in their cells all but one or two hours per day, according to prison officials. Their activities and movements are limited, and they are segregated from the rest of the prison population for their safety and that of other inmates, officials said.

What was the very first album, cassete, cd or 8-track you remember buying?

Also what was the 1st album you remember blowing your mind and changing your life musically forever?

The first album I remember buying was an actual album. It was Michael Jacksons 'Thriller' I was 6 and a huge Michael fan, come on you all tried the moonwalk. I don't even wanna hear it 40 million albums sold you all had it.

the 1st album I remember blowing my mind was the first Beatles album I bought. 'Magical Mystery Tour' and hearing 'Strawberry Fields Forever' for the first time. It was never the same again until I bought Jimi Hendrix's 'Are You experienced' when I was 13.

More modernly, Guns N Roses 'Appetite' totally blew me away as well in a more my generational sense.

Ok, now this just gets more disturbing with every new piece of info that is leaked out of the Church. Now, there is evidense that some fuckin priest who attended a Man/Boy confrence was shipped to San Diego and put on restrictions that he could not engagew in homosexual activites. Holy fuckin dog shit Batman, you think?

Is it that much to ask that our mouth pieces to the higher power not fuck the alter boys? The church is turning out more homos than the LimeLight in the early 90's. And tranfering the offenders, what exactly does that solve anyway? I truely hope these white collar wearing bone smugglers get put in gen-pop somewhere.

Oh, but it isn't just for homo's either. They have another priest who knocked up an underage girl as well. Sheese, who knew the rectory was nothing more than a shined up brothel?

:bouncer:

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Bad Company

You never give me my money
You only give me your sympathy
Cause i keep on running
There is no way to catch up with me
I'm leaving you
Dont make no fuss

You won't even see me....oh no...for dust
I'm running with the pack, running with the pack
I'm running with the pack, never looking back

You try to keep me in cages
But baby you got to catch me first
You think your law is contagious
I'll do my best you can do your worst
I'm leaving you
Now who can i trust

You won't even see me....oh no...for dust
I'm running with the pack, running with the pack
I'm running with the pack, never looking back

I'm running with the pack, running with the pack
I'm running with the pack, never looking back

I'm runnng with the pack, running with the pack
I'm running with the pack, never looking back

You can't hold me now......
On my own way, running with the pack
Never never looking back
Keep on running, keep on running
Movin on, movin on
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