anybody interested in getting tix and going to the yankee game on wednesday night?

Steel Magnolias is on right now. This movie always sucks me in.

Other favorites of mine:
1. The Witches of Eastwick
2. Moonstruck
3. Practical Magic

Do you have any or am I the only one?

I need some help, actually a friend does. Don't know the area of Hoboken except for the bars. Where's a nice place to 24 year old professional woman, no not a hooker, on a first date? Trying to impress...and be quick he needs to decide in a couple of hours.

Hasek, Shanahan, Roy.


No, I am not going to write up a huge explaination.

Dark Horse: Dafoe.

ok, ok, the changes are good and all but everytime i go to a topic i get sent to the bottom of the page. not really the bottom, but some sort of page limbo. it really sucks. i want to either go to the top of the thread or the bottom of the thread, not this half-assed between the last message and the reply box. it is ruining my life. i cant sleep, i cant eat, i am beating my girlfriend much more than usual. i blame keiser for all of this. he is the source of this evil and must be made to pay for it.

And I'm trying to get the right balance between complete inanity and a somewhat interesting topic, but nothing is sticking. So I figured I'd just list my ideas for you.

1)How many pen marks do you have on your hand - NOW?
2)Guess what color pants I'm wearing.
3)I had a dream last night where I grew a second penis - What does this mean?
4)What's with all the discussion, where'd the inanity go?
5)Maynard is a turd part 8
6)AIDS in Africa: Bad?

So choose one (or more) and discuss, cause if you don't I'm gonna cry.

like retards dont have enough problems..they even have retarded teeth!!

imagine these babies clamping down on a testicle and making it pop like a grape

I got this e-mail from my boss this morning..has anyone heard anything about this?? I don't know if its real or fake, so if its fake sorry for wasting all of your time

Subject: WORST VIRUS EVER...CNN ANNOUNCED

PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST !!

A new virus has just been discovered that has been classified by
Microsoft as the most destructive ever! This virus was discovered yesterday afternoon by McAfee and no vaccine has yet ! been developed. This virus simply destroys Sector Zero from the hard disk, where vital information for its functioning are stored.

This virus acts in the following manner: It sends itself automatically to all contacts on your list with the title "A Card for You".

As soon as the supposed virtual card is opened, the computer freezes so that the user has to reboot. When the ctrl+alt+del keys or the reset button are pressed, the virus destroys Sector Zero, thus permanently destroying the hard disk. Yesterday in just a few hours this virus caused panic in New York, according to news broadcast by CNN. This alert was received by an employee
of Microsoft itself.
So don't open any mails with subject: "A Virtual Card for You."
As soon as you get the mail, delete it!! Even if you know the sender!!!

Call this the would you? game.

Would you have sex with someone if you knew your performance was going to be reviewed and written up for everyone to read?

One thing they knew how to do in the Middle Ages was kill people in new and creative ways that explored new definitions of pain.

So, what's your favorite?

Henry II was killed by having a red hot poker repeatedly shoved up his ass till he died. Now that's painful.

The French liked to take a leather thong and soak it in water overnight. Then they'd tie it around someone's neck. As the leather dried, it would shrink and choke the victim to death very slowly. And the more the person sweated, the slower the process was.