Want a good high? Pick up a bottle of California Style Sunny Delight (The 18.5 oz or the 64 oz). Drink it nice and fast. MMMMM, tasty right? Better than the Purple Stuff right? Well that's only half the fun. Don't throw out the bottle after you finish drinking it. Recycle it! HAHA no that's gay too. You keep it and take a nice big whiff. I mean fuckin rear those boogers all the way back. Don't spare a nose bud. Spread the goodness all around. Close your eyes if you have to. Ok, you don't get a high at all from this. But the smell is goddamn great!!

I was thinking of my ex-girlfriend the other day and what she did to me. Her last words to me 3 and a half years ago was
"I hate you and I hope you die a horrible death."

Recently, she started calling me again and wants to get back with me. This after she got married and had a kid. Is she out of her fucking mind? Like I should break up with my current one who has made me happy and go back with a psycho cunt!

What is the most fucked up thing a significant other did to you. Did they try to get back with you? And, would you?

In about 3 seconds Spike Dudley beats William Regal?

Soil erodes from farmed, sloping land at 200 metric tons per hectare per year. Note that 1 metric ton = 1000 kilograms, 1 hectare = 10000 meters square, and the soil density = 1000 kilograms/meters cubed. Calculate how fast the surface is being lowered by this soil removal, in meters/year.

First tard with the correct answer will receive the following prize:


Trust me, you'll be Pied Piper to all the 4 year olds you can handle...

One of my favorite Nirvana songs....

PENNYROYAL TEA


I'm on my time with everyone
I have very bad posture

Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
Distill the life that's inside of me
Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
I'm anemic royalty

Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld
So i can sigh eternally

I'm so tired i can't sleep
I'm a liar and a thief
Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
I'm anemic royalty

I'm on warm milk and laxatives
Cherry-flavored antacids

Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
Distill the life that's inside of me
Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
I'm anemic royalty

fox news has reported that the president has invited ozzy to the white house, as the osbournes is the #1 new show on cable television.
i would love to see that on the osbournes!!

I'm sure you've all noticed that people begin to assume certain roles or persona's on boards to suit their personality or simply because its the most comfortable way for them to converse. Perhaps its what they feel people have come to expect from them.

How would you describe the people on our board's persona's or roles? Do you think its an act or is it how you really think or know they are in real life?

Does the persona become cliche after awhile and lose its effect or have you come to expect it from them?

Who are people who don't fit a persona or role and seem most like their true selves?

Sometimes genetical engineering pushes the bounds of science into creating a "perfect" child, however in this case two lesbians opted instead to create their bastard child to be purposely deaf.

Lesbians: We made our baby deaf on purpose

by James Langton in New York
A deaf lesbian couple have admitted deliberately creating what are believed to be the world's first designer handicapped babies.

The two women tracked down a deaf sperm donor to ensure that their daughter, who is now five, would inherit the same inherited hearing disabilty that they both share.

The couple were so pleased with the result that they have just had a second child, called Gauvin, using the same technique. Doctors who examined the boy say he is completely deaf in one ear and has only partial hearing in the other.

In an interview with the Washington Post, the women - Sharon Duchesneau, who gave birth, and Candace McCullough, her lesbian lover - say that they believe deafness is "an identity not a medical affliction that needs to be fixed".

They were so desperate to have children who share their handicap that the women asked their local sperm bank to provide a deaf donor, but were told congential hearing loss immediately disqualifies candidates.

Instead they turned to a deaf male friend for help, producing what they call their first "perfect baby" - their five-year-old daughter Jehanne. Before their son was born, the women said: "A hearing baby would be a blessing; a deaf baby would be a special blessing.''

Both women, who are in their mid thirties, belong to a radical school of thought that believes deafness is a "cultural identity" not a handicap.

They want their children to share the same "experiences" including learning, sign language and going to special schools for the deaf.

They also consulted a "genetic counsellor" before getting pregnant who told them that with Miss Duchesneau's background, that includes four generations of deafness on her mother's side, any child conceived with a deaf sperm donor would have a 50 per cent chance of having the same handicap.

After their daughter's first hearing test, the couple wrote happily in her baby book: "Oct 11, 1996 - no response at 95 decibels - DEAF!'' Their daughter attends a special kindergarten for children with hearing problems.

After tests on their baby son showed he also had severe problems, they decided against giving him a deaf aid in the one ear that still has some hearing, saying they will leave the decision to him when he is older.

The couple's behaviour has appalled children's rights groups in the United States. The conservative Family Research Council said their decision to "intentionally give a child a disability" was "incredibly selfish".

The council's spokesman, Fred Connor, said: "These women are taking the idea of creating so-called designer babies to a horrible new level.''

Even a leading member of the American National Association for the Deaf, Nancy Rarus, said she "can't understand why anyone would want to bring a disabled child into the world".

My man has been buying tons of hardcore videos, XPW, CZW, FMW....and this weekend, XPW's Freefall came into the mail...

And I got to watch New Jack throw a tazered (yes, he used a stun gun) Vic Grimes off scaffolding 40 feet above the ground with stacks of 4 tables underneath. Unfortunately, Grimes hit the corner of one of the top tables and bounced, so instead of going through the stacks, he actually hit the ropes and then finally landed in the ring. INSANITY!


I have no doubt this list of injuries isn't exaggerated

Quote:Internal injuries including a badly bruised kidney, two compressed vertebrae, a punctured lung, ruptured spleen, and neck problems caused from the whiplash of hitting the ropes and crashing to the ring.

Anyone remember this show?

Sherman Oaks

I found an old tape that has like 4 or 5 episodes on it. What a great fucking show!!! I can't believe they took it off the air. Oh well, if I get bored sometime soon, I might capture the episodes and post them up somewhere.

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