Would you have sexually relations with a retarted person?
For me no since i would laugh to damn hard.



Edited By PatCooper on April 09 2002 at 6:29

Tonight the knicks play the magic at the garden. It could be Ewings last game played there since he might retire after this season. So should the crowd tonight give him the standing ovation or not?

so, i have 2 pc's on a router. the problem is, i can only get one online at a time. it seems to be totally random, i reset it, the laptop works, i reset it again, only the desktop works, again, and neither works and so on... :pissed:

so, does this mean my router's broken? the only thing that i can think of that it might be is the dynamic address thingy. my cable modem assigns a dynamic ip address so, should i set the router with static ips for my computers? their instructions weren't very clear on this, but when i first set it up i left all the setting the way they were and it worked, for a while anyway. both comps have xp and the instructions and their tech support site refuse to acknowledge any os after win2000. so, any help? thanks.

Stealth P2P network hides inside Kazaa

A California company has quietly attached its software to millions of downloads of the popular Kazaa file-trading program and plans to remotely "turn on" people's PCs, welding them into a new network of its own.

Brilliant Digital Entertainment, a California-based digital advertising technology company, has been distributing its 3D ad technology along with the Kazaa software since late last fall. But in a federal securities filing Monday, the company revealed it also has been installing more ambitious technology that could turn every computer running Kazaa into a node in a new network controlled by Brilliant Digital.

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Alternatively, it might borrow people's unused processing powerto help with other companies' complicated computing tasks.

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What the heck is up with this?

i wonder if maynerd went out for lunch

it helps if i dont fuck up the title



Edited By Arpikarhu on April 09 2002 at 2:58

This site rocks.

Go to the Music section and you can choose to hear different songs.

Mother Goose Rocks!


My favorites......
Mad Donna - The Wheels On The Bus
The Handsomes - Jack And Jill

This is a very easy one.

If you had to choose....

Funneling 3 gallons of hot lumpy vomit.

or


Slicing across your eyeball with a sharp steak knife then squeeze a lemon into it.

the board looks really great. i would like to extend my thanks to sean, mayturd, and whoever else is reponsible for all of the great changes. i know it must be a thankless tiring job administering this board, especially with us thankless yahoos busting your balls at every turn. i just want to sya thanks and you guys rock. now back to the hate.

flood control sucks!!!!!!!!!! it is the right hand of satan!!
if stalin was alive today, he would endorse flood control. this evil must be stopped.


by the way, good work on the quote button thing.i hope i wasnt too much of a pain.

So, here's the gag. Write singles ads for other board members. Short and simple.

Adventurous, outgoing female with well-known breasts seeks male with own ski-mask and chloroform for late night reindezvous.
Contact RP at %!^!£%^@a-hole-l.com


:Someone's busy. Every time I drop in this morning, something on the board changes!: