Coming in a close second is Givin up the Nappy Dugout by Ice Cube.

However, the all time funniest song in the history of the world if Gangsta of Love by the Geto Boys. I was at a bar the other weekend, and the band broke into Gangsta right in the middle of Sweet Home Alabama. Most of the people were just stonefaced as the band started playing, I was laughing my ass off.

It made me think of all the laughs me and my boys Qtip, G-Money, Sho, and Dizzy had growing up in the hood.

Quote:Artist: Geto Boys
Album: Grip It - On That Other Level
Title: Gangster of Love


I've never been played by a ho!
If the bitch is acting stupid,
She's got to go!
Some mutherfuckers [missadden']
If she fucks with me, I'ma kick her little monkey ass!
See you hoes got it wrong!
Think that if some Nigga says he loves you he ain't strong.
Girl you taking shit the wrong way.
And I can tell right now. It's gonna be a long day!
I got to educate you brothers
If the bitch won't give up the plate
then fuck her!
Move along to the next trick.
See I'm teh type of guy who tells a girl
"suck dick!"
And if she ain't suckin'
That's a waste of time
conversation and my fuckin'
I'll just put my fuckin pants on
And tell the idiotic freak
to take her tramp ass home!

Cuz I don't need to fuck a dumbie!
I need a bitch to lick my nuts
until my dick is coming
And after this she'll earn your gloves
Just call me the gangster of love.


I like bitches
All kinds of bitches,
To take off my shirt
and pull down my britches
If she has big tities
I'll squeeze them and hold'em
While sucks my dick and licks my scrotum
If she's got another friend then I'll fuck her too
Together we can play a game of switch-a-ru
I ain't the type who gets all mushy
I like to sit back
and watch them eat each other's pussy!

Weak people might say I'm insane
But that's the other fucking love of the game
I'll turn your sister out if she fucks with me
You want to know my identity???


Bitches look at me like I'm a faker
Knowing goddamn well
I'm a mutherfuckin heartbreaker!
I'll have them crying for months
Cause I done fucked their best friends
and put a whipping on their cunts
They have their mothers to call
But if you fucked one mom
You done fucked them all
And I really don't give a fuck
Cause if your mother give up the pussy
she's stuck

See that's the type of Nigga I am
I'm always game to run a train, damn
Six different hoes a night
I use lubricated rubbers
To make the pussy feel right
Better to be safe than be a vicitim
If you got a jimmy hat, go ahead and dick 'em
I put the pussy in its place
Right before I nut
I pull it out; then to the face
And tell the bitch to keep sucking
And prepare herself for her first butt fucking
And when I'm done--straight to the tub
Just call me the gangster of love.


I'm a mutherfucker
I put a bitch through a test.
If she don't pass, she don't get blessed!
If the test consist of
fuckin my whole crew
Bitch, goddamnit that's what you gotta do.
You say you want to be down with Willie-D
But yet you find it difficult to listen to me
Everytime you fuck up and skip a class
I'ma put my goddamn foot in your ass
ANd if your father wants to buck up
I'll beat the wrinkles out the old mutherfucker
I'll treat a bitch like a queen,
But she's got to realize that I'm the goddamn king

Some jealous punk in town
Told my girl I was fucking around and she's still down.
To do the same
Yo've got to have game
You want to know my name???

While we on the subject of hoes,
whatever happened to the hoe you used to fuck named Cathy???

Ok Cathy
That hoe was hot.
The first peace of pussy that I ever got!
She fucked me till I was coming
Put her nuts in my mouth
and started humming
I said shit comense the checking
She started scratching my dill-bag
and said hold up a second.
Turned me over on my back, Gold.
Opened up my butt cheecks
and started licking up my asshole
That's why I guess that I'm the gangster
And Kathleen Johnson sweetheart
I'd like to thank you
Little hoes out there are getting stuck,
by niggas like me and we really don't give a fuck!
Big-ass titties are the sexy switch
Whatever you get, you deserved it bitch!

See ummm,
I like to take'em fast.
Pretend I lovem
and dog their motherfuckin ass.
Like for instance ms. "p"
The bitch ran a game
and tried to fuck over me
But I sensed it in the making
talking about she's pregnant
From me or that Jamaican???
She said me of course
So I drug her little ass
Like a mutherfuckin horse.
That's what you get for tryna play me
I'll kick the bitch
right dead in the ass
If she ever says we
made a kid when I make it
I'll grab her vile her mutherfuckin' neck
and try to break it!
Cause I knew I wore a fucking glove
You know who you fuckin with bitch???

Lets start this on an upnote:

KenPen's ass.....

I mean when i try it...my partners head barely get down to my belly button? they should learn to stretch a bit..they get friggin badges for sewing and fort building how about stretching for christ sake. stretch my little fuck biscuit ....STRETCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is somewhat obscure but does anyone remember a song from the john laraquette show called Kill Whitey? I only heard it once, John was driving in a car with the black lunch counter guy and he(counter guy) started playing a song which I assume is named Kill Whitey. i did a search on the morpheus but only came up with an eminem song and this was before his time. I don't know if this is an actual song or just made up for the show. Can anyone help me?

NOPE DONT THINK SO!

Do any Sims players here have the new expansion pack "Vacation" yet?

Time enough at last... I'm the only one here. I can go back and read any thread I've always wanted to read. I can top any thread. I can just top any of my threads. No one can stop me. There's time enough at last.

*drops glasses*

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Edited By Danked on April 01 2002 at 08:11

As Al Bundy would often say, a man thinks best on the porcelain with a TV guide in hand.. what wisdom or insight has nature's call brought to you.

For me.. as my eyes teared and my nostrils burned, I realized that Taco Bell might not be the best choice for a steady diet.. But the environmentalists said they'ld be removing the biohazard bubble from my house in a few days, once they finished analyzing the contents of the septic tank...

Alot has happened over the last few months that has shaped and changed me in ways I didnt think was possible. It started soon after I left OA.com. I left, now that I've had time to reflect over it, in a rather hasty and headstrong (RE: Stupid) manner. I gave up my moderatorship, and I lost a few friends. I thought I made the right move in coming to CDIH. I thought wrong. My time here has been wasted, because I honestly cannot stand most of you fucking people. So, I've decided to go back to OA.com. I've already talked to Froy, and we resolved our differences. Not only will I be returning there, I have been offered my old Moderating posotion back, which I was more than happy to accept. So see you later folks.

































































































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oh yeah, Happy April Fools day.
(btw, if anyone thinks this thread is serious, please step forward so that I may gut you and urinate upon your innards.)



Edited By Sephiroth on April 01 2002 at 01:03

I spent a little time this weekend just kind of vegging in front of the TV (or 'tele' as those fucking brits call it...limey cunt) and I saw a couple of movies where the chick in it let out a really great blood curtling scream. I was wondering what you guys thought were some of the best screams ever to be caught on tape.

One of the best ones I saw this weekend was in Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom. It's near the end of the movie when the woman who played opposite him, Willie Scoot (Kate Capshaw) gets across that rope bridge after they make it out of the "roller coaster" sequence. She gets across the bridge, turns to see how Indie is doing, then turns back to see the bad guy Mola Ram right there. She takes in a big breath, shoves out here ample boobies, and lets loose one of the greatest screams I've ever heard.

So, what's your favorite (this is America, damnit...no 'u')