What would happen if 2 CDIH members were to mate and have a kid? What would that kid look like? The results could be beautiful or downright frightening. Show us what you think their offspring would look like.

First in the series, the Flash, the lovechild of our own Fez and resident misanthrope SLASH.

I'm too tired to make my own sig, plus I'm not in a photoshop mood. You have your orders bitches. Get to work.

<font color=000033>I know I should get my barrel clothes ready, I'm not stupid.</font>



Edited By WhipThisFez on Mar. 01 2002 at 7:19

You gotta love it when government(well at least I THINK they're a government agency) agency's foul up.

I just turned 27 at the end of January. Today, I'm opening up my mail, and what's in there? My membership registration and membership card for the AARP.

For those of you that don't know, the AARP stands for "American Association for Retired Persons". This is an organization that gives discounts and things to people OVER 50.

OOPS! The only thing I can think is that it was possibly meant for my father. We have the same name, except I'm Jr., and he's Sr.

Fuckin dolts.

they make my tummy happy.

Right now as I sit at my computer, there is a shirtless guy being videotaped on the rooftop across from me. He was previously prancing around in USA flag thong underwear. He was smacking his ass and doing ballet moves. It was so gay, yet so funny. Now he has on tight green pants and a scarf, still no shirt. D'oh, he just left as I was typing this. You had to be there though, it was hilarious. Last week there was a guy on the very same rooftoop drinking heinekens and yelling at a chair. I love crazy people.

Which two members of CDIH would you like to see battle it out in a fight?

I'd love to see

Arpi Vs. Maynard.

My money would have to go on may-may though cause if nothing else he will fuckin fight dirty and go for Arpi's cock. Then again the favorite will be arpi cause I'da lay 20 bucks that he stabs Maynard in the enck before the bell rings.

Remember watching a film and figuring great it's just gonna be the same 'hollywood' happy fuckin ending, where everyone is happy and the bad guy gets his in the end, bullshit. Then you get totally blown away by the ending of the film. Now it has to be the ending, a mindfuck twist that happens 45 minutes before the film ends doesn't count. Also it has to be something that you could not see coming. It can't be just a great finale to a film like scarface or the wild bunch.

Here's my top 5.

1. The Usual Suspects.
2. The Sixth Sense
3. Se7en
4. The Manchurian Candidate
5. Primal Fear

notable mentions:
Planet Of The Apes (1968), Memento, Arlington Road, Fight Club.

A friend of mine was asking If I knew where to get a couple things for him and I figured you guys might know.

He needs a prgram called:
'Cakewalk SONAR XL'

Also he was asking if 'Grand Theft Auto 3' was available on PC and if so where he could get it online?

If you could talk to 'god' what would you ask me?

Not a religious discussion, just a hypothetical question. If there is a God and you could talk to him, what would you ask him?

I'd take God to bar 9 and ask him to smite the pompus ass in the corner who thinks he is god just for fun. Then I'd ask God to finally make Rape talk to me. Most importantly I'd ask god why men can't ejaculate 2 quarts of semen everytime they cum like warthogs do...(thanks for that piece of info Mrs. Moosen.) Imagine if you could cum 2 quarts worth of infection sauce? You lose your footing on half a teaspoon, i think it might kill you but it's worth a try man.



Edited By GonzoStyle on Mar. 01 2002 at 11:02

We did this once before ( I think by eph: )and I thought it was fun, plus I'm really bored...so away we go again. Just type in a member's name in Google Image search (or any other search engine) and see what comes up...

Sephiroth: