instead of every other thread topic in every forum.

I'm currently sitting in the library at school, just passing time until my next class starts...

I know i'm not supposed to be using the internet for personal usage(boards, AIM, myspace, etc) but fuckin' whatever i'm not distracting anyone around me....

Now there's a girl sitting to my left doing all school type shit like a nerd and another to my right, about 10 feet give or take that is practically sodomizing the monitor of her computer, that's how close she is.

Every couple of minutes or so the air rings with some blackitude voice blaring from the speakers(that should either be turned off or you should have headphones on) she doesn't, she's blasting what i can only guess are "mad dope quickvids" from some blacked out, "oh no you diiiiint, i fucked your baby's momma" type site.

So I turned to her the last time i heard the noise and just stared directly at her. Long enough for it to be considered uncomfortable but short enough so that she wouldn't get up and cut my face from cheek to cheek.

Oh yeah, she's black too.

So we got a memo late last week about wearing company issued safety glasses in all areas here at work. I didn't know they would include, my work area, here in the front office.

Yes. I am now sitting at my station, dressed to the nine's, hair looking perfect, sporting fuck me breath and a big thick pair of plexiglass saftey glasses. What's going to fly into my eye in here? a paper clip? a pencil led? my bosses dignity?

I have resolved to decorate my glasses just like Jim McMahon's white head bands in 1985. We'll see who wins.

is such shit compared to The Golden Girls. I really don't know what made these people think it was a good idea to air.

I'm going to go all twelve months without once accidentally writing the wrong date on any check, contract, letter, signature, etc.

I've already made it two weeks without once writing 2005, or '05 when I meant 2006, and I'm pretty sure that after that it's clear sailing.

I've always aspired to be able to achieve such a milestone, but have never been able to pull it off. It really looks like this could be my year!

This truck was being driven by two hasidic jews, who are sadly not visible in this picture. i found this quite amusing.

Go here and you download his daily one hour show.

clever.....

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...that one time your old crazy uncle goes, "...yeah but that door, it's not plumb..." And then he works the word "plumb" into the conversation a couple more times and your thinking to yourself I want to hit this guy with a fucking wrench?

Goatweed Wrote:I'm all caught up on my trek dvd's.

I'll swing by RS & snag one.