We've recieved some communications from the names of the past since our mass email.

for those of you worried about corpse, here's the update.

Quote:Holy christ I forgot about this message board. How are you bro? it's been a long time since we spoke. Our first son was born last week. I got married last year, and I'm working my balls off as an HVAC tech up here in Westchester. How are things?

so, basically... yeah, basically.

It still smells like Gonzo and the plastic kiddie pool all over again........

MS Paint a Self Portrait

..MORE LIKE TFAG!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

This is my summary thread where I will post summaries of random shows I watch.

Star Trek; the Next Generation
This was the introduction of Dr. Polaski to the series who is pretty old and probably has a pummeled pussy. I'll bet she was hot back in the day though. She pretty much was acting like a cunt the whole time like for example she called "Day-ta"...."Dah-ta" and I think Data wanted to punch her pussy. So anyway, Councellor Troy got pregnant by some alien being. It looked like a really bright little asshole and it went right up her pussy while she was sleeping . The pregnancy only lasted a matter of hours and was mysteriously accelerated somehow. It came out of her pussy with no problem and she felt no pain before and during the birth. After the birth her pussy healed up right away and the child continued to mature at an unbelievable rate.

Meanwhile the Enterprise is off to transport some highly toxic materials from some laboratory to take some niggers who are dying on another planet from some kind of space aids disease. So they beam this shit into a containment area and then surprise surprise something gets fucked up and the shit starts to grow. Some kind of strange radiation is causing the problem. RED ALERT!

Throughout the whole episode Commander Crusher (who was the ex-doctors son) is set to leave the Enterprise. So he's upset and goes to the bar, starts rappin with the negro Whoopy and she tells him hey buddy why don't you stay and stop being like such a fucking little pussy like. So he's like yeah good idea SPOOK! So Crusher is like hey bald fuck (Captain Picard I wanna stay. He's like OH YEAH!?! He's like YEAH FUCKO!

So back to Troy and her little bastard. Well this kid's a fucking kook to begin with. He's about the equivalent of a 10 year old by this point even though he was born yesterday. He sticks his little fingers into hot soup on purpose just see what it feels like. So all of a sudden he says he's got to leave now ie he's going to die. He says beacuse it will be very bad for everyone if he stays. Troy flips out and calls for the doctor. So Data and the Doc arrive and Data determines that the kid is the source of the radiation. Big surprise! So the kid dies and the ship is saved. The kids corpse transforms back into a little bright asshole type thing, consoles Troy the hysterical bitch. Jordi the guy with the visor reports that the containment field is all better. Turns out that the little asshole was a curious lifeform who wanted to stop by and check them out. The end.

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<center>Hello!

The Jays here, for CDIH.net Radio. We here are looking for new and exciting talent to grace the audio speakers of our growing fanbase, and we'd like to ask you to come along for the ride!

Just submit you name in a PM to producer HedCold, and he'll arrange for you to be on the show sometime in the near future! All you need is Skype!

Thanks, and Buddha Bless You!

No need to complain for me. I dig what the boys do, as long as it's funny.

Except when they start talking about history. Then I start to cringe at stupidity.

Chubsy asked me to post this:

Here's is the much anticipated follow up to the hit podcast show with your fellow members Jays and Hedcold, along with former admin/current crybaby GonzoStyle. With their first guest of the show, none other than Joobies!!!

Since there were some complaints about the length, the show has been split up into two parts, as well as being edited this time.


1/16/2006
Click here to download the newest episode of the CDIH :Unamed: Podcast, episode 2 (Part 1) "The Joobies Interview"

1/18/06
The CDIH.net :Unamed: Podcast, episode 2: Attack Of The Douchebags (Part 2) "Sports, Entertainment, and Your Feedback"



To listen to the previous podcast: 1/12/06
The CDIH.net Podcast - Insert Name Here- Gonzostyle and The Jays featuring producer HedCold