where do you guys download full albums these days?

should I do the rest of this coke tonight that I bought two weeks ago? Whatever the results of the poll say I will do. There's a lot here so it might kill me. This could be your big chance to get me.

Apple Blend pouches > Cherry Skoal

For the year 2006,
but only if Gonzo promises to add a "Best Poster making a return" catagory in next year's voting.

We have a bar (featuring Danked's Fine Ale), poker chips, a dart board AND

A KARAOKE MACHINE!!!!

I'll even bring out the board games because IM CRAZY LIKE THAT.

There will be food.

More friends and liquor are always welcome!


Email/PM me so that I can send you the Evite.

since we post on opposite ends of the day, let me leave you a love note for the day.


out of the tree of life, I just picked me a plum....

went on tv and wiped his ass with the consititution then took a piss on the bill of rights, then said "fuckin impeach me faggots".

He'd still get a pass somehow.

so i get in the car with one of my friends down here... and this is what she is singing along to...... all i have to say is wow.... hock:



Artist/Band: Adkins Trace
Lyrics for Song: Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
Lyrics for Album: Songs About Me
Turn it up some
Alright boys, this is her favorite song
You know that right
So, if we play it good and loud
She might get up and dance again
Ooh, she put her beer down
Here she comes
Here she comes
Left left left right left
Whoo

Husslers shootin' eightball
Throwin' darts at the wall
Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall
Here she comes, Lord help us all
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair
Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault
It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
(Aww son)

Now Honey, you can't blame her
For what her mama gave her
You ain't gotta hate her
For workin' that money-maker
Band shuts down at two
But we're hangin' out till three
We hate to see her go
But love to watch her leave
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
(Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)

We don't care bout the drinkin'
Barely listen to the band
Our hands, they start a shakin'
When she gets the urge to dance
Drivin' everybody crazy
You think you fell in love
Boys, you better keep your distance
You can look but you can't touch
That honkey tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk

That honky tonk badonkadonk
Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk

(That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do
It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey
It's for the badonkadonk)

Gonzo will explain the reasoning he used to arrive at the notion that Tupac is still alive.

Just wanted to stop in and wish all of you rejects from society a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. And that goes to all of you Jews too. You may have killed my savior, but we still have one hell of a party on his birthday every year. And stop trying to blame the Romans.

Now go try and catch a bus or a subway to get to your holiday parties. Oh that's right, their not running. Fuck you then, walk.