If you've seen this, oh well.
If not...
this is what it would look like if WWII were fought online.


*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*

"We don’t know how we lasted this long without witnessing the band Korn live, but somehow we’ve gotten by. However, from now on whenever these dudes play, we’re gonna make a point to be front and center. Who cares about seeing good music live, this stuff is wayyy more interesting. Fat, illiterate (yeah supposedly that bass player dude can’t even read his own name), wrestling fan jock dudes making dying animal noises over 3 chord chugga mosh riffs. Here’s the funny part… these dudes had been used to playing their own shows recently, and weren’t counting on the fact that at the KROQ “Almost, not really acoustic at all, we should’ve changed the name of this stupid thing years ago, Christmas” there would be 8 million people backstage able to clearly see that the band had another dude playing guitar behind a curtain. C’mon dudes… it’s not like yer the fuckin Stones or something man… when the word “cool” comes to mind, Korn doesn’t really pop into our heads. It’s not that precious and elite of a gig… just let the new ape with the 7 string guitar play onstage too, ok? The funny part was how the secret dude still made nu-metal faces while he played… check it out. "

I was in the middle of typing the story and stupid computer froze up. So i'll just post the gist of it from an AIM convo with goaty.


ZippyAidsFace (9:57:05 PM): I went on the worst blind date a couple weeks ago
OA GoatWeed (9:57:31 PM): really?
ZippyAidsFace (9:57:35 PM): oh man
ZippyAidsFace (9:57:39 PM): the worst thing ever
ZippyAidsFace (9:57:43 PM): first and last blind date for me
OA GoatWeed (9:57:58 PM): yeah those never worked well for me either
ZippyAidsFace (9:58:16 PM): oh man I cant even begin to describe every horrible aspect
OA GoatWeed (9:58:19 PM): was she hot?
ZippyAidsFace (9:58:29 PM): picture grk
ZippyAidsFace (9:58:34 PM): but a spic version
OA GoatWeed (9:58:40 PM): so thats a yes
ZippyAidsFace (9:58:44 PM): NO!
OA GoatWeed (9:58:46 PM): haha
OA GoatWeed (9:58:57 PM): I never saw grk
OA GoatWeed (9:59:15 PM): I know she looks just like her sig
OA GoatWeed (9:59:16 PM): ...
ZippyAidsFace (9:59:53 PM): andre the giant fucked some spanish pig and voila
OA GoatWeed (9:59:58 PM): ouch
ZippyAidsFace (10:00:25 PM): horrible
ZippyAidsFace (10:00:43 PM): she got lost coming to the restaurant we were meeting at
ZippyAidsFace (10:00:50 PM): so she calls on my cell
ZippyAidsFace (10:01:11 PM): and I am pulling up and as I see her I say "oh fuck, no way" and forgot we were still on the cell...
OA GoatWeed (10:01:18 PM): oops
ZippyAidsFace (10:01:20 PM): yeah
OA GoatWeed (10:01:28 PM): great way to start the evening
ZippyAidsFace (10:01:31 PM): so i said, "oh I meant wow look at the time"
ZippyAidsFace (10:01:32 PM): yeah
ZippyAidsFace (10:01:45 PM): so she gets in ass first ofcourse cause she has to get in sideways
ZippyAidsFace (10:01:49 PM): and I have the flashback
ZippyAidsFace (10:01:50 PM): to grk
ZippyAidsFace (10:02:06 PM): and so I try to talk but not look at her at the same time as we are driving
OA GoatWeed (10:02:41 PM): hahaha yeah that uncomfortable
OA GoatWeed (10:02:52 PM): so you fucked her?
ZippyAidsFace (10:02:55 PM): no
OA GoatWeed (10:02:57 PM): wtf
ZippyAidsFace (10:03:04 PM): I am not that desperate
OA GoatWeed (10:03:13 PM): true
ZippyAidsFace (10:03:23 PM): so we get to the joint
ZippyAidsFace (10:03:30 PM): and I start right in on making fun of her heritage
ZippyAidsFace (10:03:38 PM): and just making really awful comments
ZippyAidsFace (10:03:47 PM): and shes just "ooh you're so bad tee hee"
ZippyAidsFace (10:03:49 PM): ugh
ZippyAidsFace (10:04:05 PM): so her dads a muslim
ZippyAidsFace (10:04:09 PM): that gave me even more ammo
ZippyAidsFace (10:04:12 PM): but nothing
ZippyAidsFace (10:04:16 PM): shes rubbing my leg
ZippyAidsFace (10:04:20 PM): and I pull away
ZippyAidsFace (10:04:31 PM): then she starts rubbing the back of my head and I pull away
ZippyAidsFace (10:04:35 PM): she aint getting it
OA GoatWeed (10:04:43 PM): damn
OA GoatWeed (10:04:49 PM): I woulda hit that anyway
ZippyAidsFace (10:04:52 PM): but thats not even the best part of the story
OA GoatWeed (10:04:53 PM): short & sweet
ZippyAidsFace (10:06:45 PM): so anyway when we are ordering dinner
ZippyAidsFace (10:06:54 PM): and of course the joint has no alcohol to dull the pain
ZippyAidsFace (10:07:17 PM): shes all like "oh well with my new raise I can afford something nice"
ZippyAidsFace (10:07:27 PM): so I figure well at least she realizes I aint payin for dinner
ZippyAidsFace (10:07:37 PM): of course when the check comes
ZippyAidsFace (10:07:41 PM): shes just sitting there
OA GoatWeed (10:07:44 PM): she wants you to pay
OA GoatWeed (10:07:45 PM): awful
OA GoatWeed (10:07:54 PM): wtf did she brag for then
ZippyAidsFace (10:07:54 PM): then she does the fuckin move
ZippyAidsFace (10:08:01 PM): "i'll be outside"
OA GoatWeed (10:08:12 PM): wow
ZippyAidsFace (10:08:14 PM): yeah
OA GoatWeed (10:08:21 PM): thats fucked up
ZippyAidsFace (10:08:23 PM): so I figure hey its like 40 bucks, fuck it
ZippyAidsFace (10:08:27 PM): just to get rid of her
ZippyAidsFace (10:08:37 PM): get it over with
ZippyAidsFace (10:08:58 PM): I get outside and she is waiting there
ZippyAidsFace (10:09:03 PM): and pulls out a cig
ZippyAidsFace (10:09:07 PM): I get one too
ZippyAidsFace (10:09:15 PM): and I light mine but shes fuckin standing there
ZippyAidsFace (10:09:36 PM): waiting
OA GoatWeed (10:09:37 PM): she wants you to light hers up
OA GoatWeed (10:09:45 PM): its like Gomez!
ZippyAidsFace (10:09:45 PM): yes!!!
ZippyAidsFace (10:10:16 PM): so she says, give me a light
ZippyAidsFace (10:10:20 PM): so I light her smoke
ZippyAidsFace (10:10:36 PM): and say "you smoke and dont have a fuckin lighter, whats wrong with youu?"
ZippyAidsFace (10:10:40 PM): she says and I quote
ZippyAidsFace (10:10:51 PM): "a beautiful lady never lights her own cigarette"
ZippyAidsFace (10:10:55 PM): to which I reply
OA GoatWeed (10:10:55 PM): hahahahahaha
ZippyAidsFace (10:11:05 PM): "yeah well exactly, wheres your lighter?"
ZippyAidsFace (10:11:27 PM): she didnt appreciate that one, but still didnt dissuade her
ZippyAidsFace (10:11:39 PM): so then I am like "so you walkin home?"
ZippyAidsFace (10:11:47 PM): no no no, cunt expects me to drive her
ZippyAidsFace (10:12:06 PM): so she lives like 3 mins away she says
ZippyAidsFace (10:12:09 PM): I figure, fuckin fine
OA GoatWeed (10:12:25 PM): damn
ZippyAidsFace (10:12:34 PM): so turns out she lives more like 10 mins away
ZippyAidsFace (10:12:48 PM): oh yeah plus she expected me to open the door for her
ZippyAidsFace (10:12:50 PM): to the car
OA GoatWeed (10:12:52 PM): hah
OA GoatWeed (10:12:58 PM): like in bronk tale
ZippyAidsFace (10:12:59 PM): I get on my side and shes standing there
OA GoatWeed (10:13:01 PM): bronx
ZippyAidsFace (10:13:06 PM): "a gentleman opens the door for a lady"
ZippyAidsFace (10:13:17 PM): "WELL LUCKY FOR US I AINT A FUCKIN GENTLEMAN!!!"
ZippyAidsFace (10:13:20 PM): and I get in the car
ZippyAidsFace (10:13:43 PM): I finally get to her house
ZippyAidsFace (10:13:51 PM): so I pull up and shes sitting there
ZippyAidsFace (10:13:59 PM): I click open the door to make sure she hears
ZippyAidsFace (10:14:09 PM): even though It was open already
ZippyAidsFace (10:14:21 PM): so she gets this pissed look on her face
OA GoatWeed (10:14:22 PM): I wish I was there for all this
ZippyAidsFace (10:14:34 PM): and we had taken the food we didnt finsh with us
ZippyAidsFace (10:14:38 PM): doggy bags
ZippyAidsFace (10:14:45 PM): CUNT FACE TAKES HER FOOD AND MINE!!!
ZippyAidsFace (10:14:54 PM): she stole my doggy bag!
OA GoatWeed (10:15:12 PM): oh shit
OA GoatWeed (10:15:14 PM): hahaha
ZippyAidsFace (10:15:19 PM): she took my orange chicken!
ZippyAidsFace (10:15:26 PM): that fuckin cunt
ZippyAidsFace (10:16:14 PM): you believe this cunt?
OA GoatWeed (10:16:22 PM): thats fucked up
OA GoatWeed (10:16:27 PM): spic tho, right?
ZippyAidsFace (10:16:57 PM): yeah
OA GoatWeed (10:17:03 PM): well there ya go
OA GoatWeed (10:17:51 PM): although, that latin blood makes them fuck like animals
ZippyAidsFace (10:18:22 PM): it was awful
ZippyAidsFace (10:18:48 PM): I loved the diva attitude
ZippyAidsFace (10:19:02 PM): a lady never lights her own... SHUT THE FUCK UP
OA GoatWeed (10:19:48 PM): her sense of entitlement sounds like it was slightly off
ZippyAidsFace (10:19:54 PM): yeah it was
ZippyAidsFace (10:20:04 PM): that and makin me pay the check
ZippyAidsFace (10:20:34 PM): and stealing my food
OA GoatWeed (10:21:31 PM): so whens the next date?
ZippyAidsFace (10:21:41 PM): atleast she didnt order the fuckin lobster
ZippyAidsFace (10:21:47 PM): i'd have made that bitch was the dishes
ZippyAidsFace (10:21:58 PM): next date is the tuesday after never
OA GoatWeed (10:23:00 PM): she got a friend whos into married dudes?

i need people to write a description of the following members:

sleeper
danked
arpikarhu
goatweed
crx
jays
galt
mad
DIG
gooch
black laz
drusilla
lush
gmann
hedcold


please announce your pick in this thread and send the description to me by PM.

also if you havent picked a name of an old member in the first project thread, please do so.

I just went to wawa to buy some milk and skoal. Minding my own business this fucking filthy bum is standing right outside the store begging. I all but ran past him as he tried get my attention. Then I get back to my apt and I see this asshole walking a dog... right into the apt building. There are no dogs allowed in our building, one of the reasons i moved here, and all i kept thinking was that this asshole probably lived right above me and i'll get to hear the damn think yelp all day and night. To make things better when i walked by him he told the dog "Attack!". He was trying to be funny i guess and get some attention. The dog was obviously a new born, it was no higher then my ankle. I wanted to choke it with it's own lease and then the owner. I still might.

Anyway my point is i don't leave the house unless i absolutely need to: food, heroin, tobacco, work.

My favorite part of watching the academy awards is when they do the In Memoriam section of the show. They have a montage of all the actors, directors, composers, etc who died that year. So to go along with the year end awards I thought it'd be a nice touch, as well as a final farewell.

So here's the cdih version, everyone add their fallen brethern as they wish.


In memory of:

LyricalGomez
August 22, 2002 - February 22, 2005

This is the 6th and final Category for the 2005 year end awards, this is the big one.

Last Years champion was Keyser Soze who made a tremendous run at the end of the year with his "Uncensored Interviews" and swooped in the claim the prize of 'Poster Of The Year' for 2004.

Who will be the elite for 2005, you decide from the 5 finalists chosen by the mods and admins.

Voting for all categories will be closed at 10:00PM on Monday the 19th, and then a recap of all winners for this year will be posted.

Good Luck and thanks for another year of CDIH, with many more to come hopefully.

I love The Sound of Music. wait! that is not the shameful confession.
every time captain von trapp sings edelweiss at the festival and starts to break up, i start weeping like a baby. every time. i am so gay.

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who does she resemble to you?

a cdih exclusive, arpi will list all of his e-conquests here.

suzie, yes or no.